Sorry, I haven't updated this story in a while. I'm going to update this story once in a while; probably when I get good ideas for this. I should really start Mission: Tobi…
My brother and I followed Deidara and Sasori to the Akatsuki Hideout. While we were walking, I was as happy as ever. I was almost skipping. I looked around in excitement at the Naruto world around me. I didn't care how or why we were there. I didn't even care about what was going on in the real world. My parents were probably freaking out. But I didn't care. It looked like my brother was in deep thought. He was probably worried. Then we arrived.
We walked in, and Deidara said, "We found some weird people that know the Kyuubi!" All of the Akatsuki ran to where we were when they heard the word 'kyuubi'.
Pein walked up to us. "Who are you? Where are you from? How do you know the kyuubi?" That was going to be tough to answer. We would have to make something up. I looked at my brother; he's smart. But he wasn't smart about the Naruto world, though. He looked like he was about to scream like a girl and hide in a corner. So I thought up something.
"I am Niltiac, and this is my brother, Momochan. We are from Suna. One time we were sent on a secret mission to capture the kyuubi, but we failed. The place we battled at collapsed, and in result, he lost his memory of it." I was surprised how good that explanation was. I chose Suna because the only one there from Suna was Sasori, and he left. So he wouldn't know anything. And since we said Naruto lost his memory of it, if we ever ran into Naruto we would be safe. I thought my brother would be less nervous, but I guess being around a bunch of criminals is nerve-wracking to him. When I was talking, I had my poker face on. But when I looked around and saw Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, and Itachi all in the same room with me, I jumped and laughed.
"I luvs all you guys!!" They all looked at me like I was crazy. Even my brother did. Okay. Mistake. But they just shook it off and continued.
Pein said, "Well…I guess we can use you two. Do you know where the kyuubi lives?"
"Yes!" I answered immediately, "I do know where!"
Pein looked at me weird and the continued: "Okay…I will send you two to capture the kyuubi. But Sasori and Deidara will go along with you, since I can' trust you completely yet. Now go."
I was disappointed. "Awww! But don't I get to meet Hidan-chan?" Okay…another mistake.
I heard Hidan in the crowd. "Ha! I fucking told you, Kakuzu! There are girls that like me!! You owe me twenty bucks!"
Then I heard Kakuzu, "…Hell no."
"Gimme' the money, dammit!!" Hidan and Kakuzu started fighting.
Pein ran over to stop them and turned to us, "You can go now!"
My brother had to literally push me out of the door. But then I realized I was now walking with my two biggest anime crushes. Now was the time to ask questions.
I started with the least harmful one: "Deidara, can you walk around without a ponytail today?"
"No, why?" I laughed my evil laugh, and then Deidara said: "You're a weirdo, un."
I laughed more after that. "You said un!! I luvs that!!" I pulled myself together. "Okay! Next question!"
My brother interrupted, "Jeez! We're not playing twenty questions here! Can you top having your 'fan girl moments'?!"
Sasori and Deidara turned and asked, "What's twenty questions?" My brother slapped himself on the forehead.
"I have a question for you two!" I said, "Are you two in love? Have you ever kissed? Have you ever gone farther than that?"
Deidara and Sasori pointed to each other. "Why would I like him at all?"
Deidara said, "Where do you get this stuff, un?"
"I've never heard anyone say that before, not even Hidan," agreed Sasori.
"Hey!" Interrupted my Momo, "We're here!" We had arrived back at the entrance to Konoha.
We all stopped and Deidara said, "Alright, crazy girl, you lead the way from here."
Lolz, that's probably what I would really act like if I went to the Naruto world. Please review…no flaming, please…mwuahahahahaha!
