Blaine Anderson is now friends with Rachel Berry
Santana Lopez: If we have to deal with another Jesse St. James I'm gonna have a f**kin cow
Katherine Puckerman: You are a cow bitch!
Mike Chang: Oh hey Kate!
Kurt Hummel: Who is she?
Matt Rutherford: it's Mini Puckerman!
Kurt Hummel: Puck's got a little sis?
Katherine Puckerman: Now, Hummel, I'm just a child his mom had.
Kurt Hummel: God you spend too much time with your brother.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: WTF? Katherine. What did you do?
Katherine Puckerman: Can you read?
Lauren Zizes: No
Brittany S. Pierce: I read better than he does
Blaine Anderson: No.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Do you even know me?
Mercedes Jones: Helluva lot better for someone that hasn't even met you yet. Actually helluva lot better then people you've had sex with.
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Quinn Fabray: Completely true
Sam Evans: I don't like that you know that
Quinn Fabray: I don't really like that you sometimes talk in Navi Sam, but we get over each other's differences right sweety.
Rachel Berry: WHIPPED!
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: And Berry recognized it, man.
Sam Evans: (weeps) I am whipped.
Rachel Berry: He admitted it!
Tina Cohen-Chang: Damn, Rach!
Santana Lopez: This is weird, I think Rachel just out badassed Puckerman! HOT ;)
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Katherine Puckerman: You're a pig!
Santana Lopez: Hell yeah
Rachel Berry: Damn Straight!
Mercedes Jones: F**k yeah
Lauren Zizes: yup!
Brittany S. Pierce: Did you know that if a mouse and a cat had babies they would be called mats, or couses?
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Has anyone thought about that couple name thing in awhile?
Quinn Fabray: I was trying to figure out me and Sam's couple name. Is it Quam? Or Squinn? Their both pretty lame.
Rachel Berry: None of mine have been really that good.
Quinn Fabray: Faberry wasn't good?
Finn Hudson: Finchel?
Matt Rutherford: Berryford?
Mike ChangM: Cherry?
Santana Lopez: Pezberry?
Brittany S. Pierce: Brachel?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Puckleberry?
Rachel Berry: Okay, that one was pretty good I have to admit.
Jesse St. James: St. Berry
Finn Hudson: Leave bastard!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Bitch. :/
Santana Lopez: Stupid ass!
Brittany S. Pierce: ****** to the ***** you ***** Mother***** jackass***** damn****back the******* off you******* you mother********************* jack*******dumb*****fqjijfw
Artie Abrams: O.o
Rachel Berry: I didn't even know you knew half of those words.
Santana Lopez: Puck definetly just got out badassed.
