Blaine Anderson is now friends with Rachel Berry

Santana Lopez: If we have to deal with another Jesse St. James I'm gonna have a f**kin cow

Katherine Puckerman: You are a cow bitch!

Mike Chang: Oh hey Kate!

Kurt Hummel: Who is she?

Matt Rutherford: it's Mini Puckerman!

Kurt Hummel: Puck's got a little sis?

Katherine Puckerman: Now, Hummel, I'm just a child his mom had.

Kurt Hummel: God you spend too much time with your brother.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: WTF? Katherine. What did you do?

Katherine Puckerman: Can you read?

Lauren Zizes: No

Brittany S. Pierce: I read better than he does

Blaine Anderson: No.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Do you even know me?

Mercedes Jones: Helluva lot better for someone that hasn't even met you yet. Actually helluva lot better then people you've had sex with.

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Quinn Fabray: Completely true

Sam Evans: I don't like that you know that

Quinn Fabray: I don't really like that you sometimes talk in Navi Sam, but we get over each other's differences right sweety.

Rachel Berry: WHIPPED!

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: And Berry recognized it, man.

Sam Evans: (weeps) I am whipped.

Rachel Berry: He admitted it!

Tina Cohen-Chang: Damn, Rach!

Santana Lopez: This is weird, I think Rachel just out badassed Puckerman! HOT ;)

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Katherine Puckerman: You're a pig!

Santana Lopez: Hell yeah

Rachel Berry: Damn Straight!

Mercedes Jones: F**k yeah

Lauren Zizes: yup!

Brittany S. Pierce: Did you know that if a mouse and a cat had babies they would be called mats, or couses?

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Has anyone thought about that couple name thing in awhile?

Quinn Fabray: I was trying to figure out me and Sam's couple name. Is it Quam? Or Squinn? Their both pretty lame.

Rachel Berry: None of mine have been really that good.

Quinn Fabray: Faberry wasn't good?

Finn Hudson: Finchel?

Matt Rutherford: Berryford?

Mike ChangM: Cherry?

Santana Lopez: Pezberry?

Brittany S. Pierce: Brachel?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Puckleberry?

Rachel Berry: Okay, that one was pretty good I have to admit.

Jesse St. James: St. Berry

Finn Hudson: Leave bastard!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Bitch. :/

Santana Lopez: Stupid ass!

Brittany S. Pierce: ****** to the ***** you ***** Mother***** jackass***** damn****back the******* off you******* you mother********************* jack*******dumb*****fqjijfw

Artie Abrams: O.o

Rachel Berry: I didn't even know you knew half of those words.

Santana Lopez: Puck definetly just got out badassed.