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MieKiki's notes: I just had to do this! I even drew them as animals!


Turnabout Legends

"Hey, Nick! I was just thinking... If your name is Phoenix, then you would be a phoenix if you were an animal."

Phoenix sighed. There she goes again…

"But Maya, phoenixes don't exist."

"How can you be so sure? I think they do and they are hidden somewhere no one can find them."

Better just agree…

"OK then. And you would be what?"

"A nine tailed fox, of course!"

"And why would you be a nine tailed fox?"

"Because I love burgers!"

"This has nothing to do with foxes…"

"And because I'm powerful too! You should be afraid of me, Nick!"

Maya was preparing to jump on Phoenix when the doorbell rang.

"Coming!" Phoenix opened the door and was surprised to see Edgeworth standing there with Klavier by his side.

"Hello, Herr Wright."

"Hello, Wright. We were just passing by and decided stopping here for a while."

"O-Ok then. Come in."

The two prosecutors entered in the room and Klavier sat on the couch.

"Mr. Edgeworth, you would be a griffin!" Maya pointed to Edgworth while saying that. Then she turned to Klavier. "And Klavier would be an unicorn!"

"Maya, stop this already."

"Ein einhorn!? Kühl!" Klavier stood up and stared imagining himself as an unicorn. "I would still be hot."

"Yeah! And then Mr. Edgeworth could chop Nick with his claws!" Maya's eyes were shining with enthusiasm.

"It would be so much easier to win the cases… I liked it." Edgeworth said, dreaming with Maya's idea.

"Hey, but I'm a Phoenix! Edgeworth would never be able to defeat me if I turned into fire!" Phoenix responded.

"But I would be faster and stronger." Edgeworth replied.

"And I would help!" Maya raised her hand.

"Are you on HIS side? You're a traitor!"

"No, I'm not! Mr. Edgeworth is much cooler than you!"

"Ah, I would run free in the fields…" Klavier was still dreaming.

"Face it, Wright. You are weak." Edgeworth pointed his finger to Phoenix.

"Objection! It's two against one!"

"Nick is a bad looser!"

"Repeat it, and I'll pluck your nine tails out!"

"Do you want fight? You'll have fight!" Maya jumped on Phoenix, throwing him to the ground.

"WAAAAH!!!" Phoenix grabbed Edgeworth's shoulder, making him fall too.

Moments later they were rolling on the floor, shouting bad things to each other.

"And I would carry delicate maidens through the beautiful gardens of my land…"


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