After 20 years
"normal talk"
"thought"
"yo" summon/other entity speak
disclaimer i don't own naruto... yet muwhahahahahahaha!!
"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!! READY ALL ANBU!!" Tsunade yelled. "Wait where's the enemy?" Tsunade asked looking around her office dumb founded.
"There isn't one you old hag. I was waking your sorry ass up. I have... urgent business to talk to you about. To think Sandaime-ojiji sent me and jiaiya(sp?) to retrieve your sorry drunken ass." a voice said from a corner of her office. The voice lack any sign of emotion. Said figure wore black ninja pants, blood red muscle shirt and a black and red cloak with kanji for 'shinigami'. The cloak also had a hood which was up. (1)
"Watch what you're saying buddy. I could kill you in a second" Tsunade said in a pissed off voice. She was cranky for many reasons. One she drank six bottles of heavy sake. Two an idiot come in and say she was pretty much worthless. Suddenly, a chord struck across her brain. "Lower your hood. NOW!!" Tsunade demanded of the stranger.
The figure raised an eyebrow unseen by Tsunade. "If I don't?" he asked his head leaned back on the door frame.
"I'll force you" she said rising from her desk and walking over to said figure. Just as she was to take his hood off he disappeared.
"You know you would expect more from a former Saninn" the figure said. Tsunade turned around to see the stranger perched on the back of her chair. Perched on it like a bird. "I guess the standards of Konohas shinobi had gone down since I've been gone. Even the hokage is pitiful" the figure said non-chalantly like Tsunade wasn't there at all. Now Tsunade was really pissed. She could take her ninja being insulted because it was true. Insulting her crossed the line. Tsunade charged with a chakra powered up fist hoping to injure the person badly. All he did was raise two fingers to intercept the attack. Instead of hearing the crack of broken bones she heard the squish of flesh hitting flesh.She stood stock still, a stranger barged into her office said he had buiseness with her imsults her she attacks him and no broken bones. "Tsunade please refrain from attacking me. It would be... benificial for your health. Anyways I come with a warning be wary of Suna and Iwa. something isn't right" and then he vanished well not before stealing the frobiddden scroll of sealing.
