On Morning Wood (2/5)
A/N: I really do not have much to say about this, save for the fact that it is in no way related to the previous chapter. Also, once again, please bear with the madness of the mind.
Warnings: There are none actually. But yeah, language (for some) and over-thinking over certain...um...matters?
At Sasuke's End:
It was the arm around his waist that broke his sleep. It was heavy and stifling and Sasuke squirmed a little reluctant to open his eyes to the morning…yet. The hand was a strange feeling and it certainly made him feel a little disgruntled to share his bed with Naruto. Besides if it was just the hand, Sasuke could have lived with it.
He moved a little and Naruto shifted sleepily spreading his body full-length beside Sasuke's. And just then Sasuke felt it poke him.
Is that what I think it is?
Oh god! Does Naruto have…morning wood?
Awesome! Just awesome!
Should I help him with that?
What? And creep Naruto out when he wakes up to your hand on his dick? You're such a pervert.
Well, certain matters should be taken in…hand, so to speak.
Before that, are you certain that's his dick and not his…knee maybe?
Are you kidding me? Of course it is his dick!
Prove it!
Well, for one, Naruto is the same height as me. Secondly, his feet are right beside mine and they are fucking cold! Also, his knees are poking mine too. So it's obvious it's his thing poking my butt.
You win. But what now? Should you pretend to ignore it? Pretend it never poked your butt?
Hang on! Doesn't this mean Naruto is having a dirty dream?
Fuck you! Of course he is! Besides morning wood is normal!
Yeah I know. Do you think I should give him a porno mag to relieve his little problem?
You call that "little"?
Okay, Naruto's abnormally large problem?
Like he'd want a mag when he has you beside him! You are an idiot Sasuke!
I know dammit! But what do I do?
Ignore it!
I feel like taking care of it.
Are you crazy?
Then what am I supposed to do?
Ignore it!
Ignore?
You heard me. Yes, ignore it.
Sasuke shook his head and bit his lip in thought. Just then, Naruto lifted one of his legs and put it on top of Sasuke trapping him completely.
You know it's reached your ass crack. Wow, talk about stating the obvious.
I can feel it too, dumbass.
Man you can't just ignore it like that!
What if Naruto wants you to take care of it while he feigns sleep?
You have a point.
Then do it!
But this is kind of embarrassing…
What? It's not the first time you've felt it, right?
But we were fifteen then…and hormonal!
And what happened to your hormones now Sasuke?
Stop going in that direction! You're turning me on!
…
Sorry I didn't mean to sound like a twisted pervert.
Yeah, you scared me there for a second, pal.
Anyway, back to the problem at hand. What should I do?
Ugh, stop thinking in circles Sasuke. You're back to where you started.
But why can't I come up with a plausible solution Sasuke?
Okay, help him.
You mean jerk him off?
What else?
Should I suck him off or jerk him off?
What do you want to do?
Either way is fine.
You know you really are a pervert.
Fuck you!
We're going there again.
Sorry.
Sasuke moved his hand a little south, close to where Naruto's problem was. Slowly his hand crept towards Naruto's boxers but he rested it on his thigh.
Do you think he's really asleep?
Well he is breathing deeply and is still dead weight on top of me.
Do it before he finds out.
But what if he wakes up if I am in the middle of it?
Who cares? Besides he will be receiving pleasure. It's not like he would want to complain.
Fine. Sasuke squared his shoulders, gave himself a resolute nod and moved his hand to action.
His only prayer was that Naruto wouldn't wake up before he was done with it.
At Naruto's End:
You have a little problem.
I know. Why couldn't I dream of something else?
Like what?
Er…ramen?
Like seriously? Anyway, your problem is poking Sasuke.
I know.
Should I wake him up and tell him I want to have sex?
Really?
Um…no.
Should I go to the washroom and relieve myself?
What if it makes Sasuke think he's not good in bed?
How would that happen?
Isn't it obvious? Using your own hand instead of his could really hurt his ego.
You have a point.
I always do.
Shut up. You sound just like Sasuke.
Anyway, I have a plan.
What? What is it?
You could pretend to be asleep and get your problem closer to him to see how he reacts.
You mean I make the first move?
Is that a crime?
Well, I don't want to sound desperate.
You know, Sakura and her pathetic lifestyle are growing on you.
Do not bring Sakura into the conversation. You'll kill my boner.
Now listen to me very carefully. Lift your leg and place it on top of Sasuke. Make some throaty, sleepy sound as if you're shifting positions and continue to breathe deeply while pulling him closer.
What will doing that achieve?
Ugh moron! You'll get to know if he's awake or asleep.
But I already know he's awake. His breathing is not as deep as it should be.
Then that's good! You'll get to know his reaction!
Um…
Are you scared?
Yeah…kind of.
Pussy!
Hey! You're a part of me too you know?
Okay. Now do it.
Naruto did as required. He continued breathing deeply, moaned low in his throat and moved his leg on top of Sasuke's body. Instantly, Sasuke froze.
It was the wrong move! He totally froze!
Yeah. Maybe it's because you're too…heavy?
Maybe. But it could also be because your dick is now poking his ass crack?
It feels so good! I wish he'd move his butt a little.
You're such a pervert.
What? Its human need, you know?
Hang on! He moved his hand.
He totally hates me now.
Yeah your life is over buddy.
I will miss the sex.
Pervert.
Oh wait; did Sasuke just put his hand on my thigh?
Is he going to throw my leg off him?
I told you he hates it!
Shut up. He hasn't thrown it off him yet.
But that doesn't mean he won't.
Shut up will you? It feels like he's hesitating.
He hates me. He thinks I'm a pervert.
Exactly how old are you?
…
Good, now stay that way. Let's wait for his reaction.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Just he just…grab my dick?
Is he…is he really going to jerk me off?
I think he is. His face looks pretty resolute.
Oh yes Sasuke, oh yes! God you do it so well!
Atta boy! Plan successful!
Now what? Continue feigning sleep till you come?
Then what? Should I open my eyes and tell him I'm awake?
Won't that make it a little…awkward?
Hmm…it could.
What if he wants me to wake up?
Why would he do that?
Maybe the reason he's doing this is to initiate something else?
Yeah, that could be true.
What should I do?
Open your eyes a crack. If Sasuke is watching your eyes, it means he wants you to stay sleeping.
What if he's watching my eyes to see my reaction when I wake up?
That could be true…
Oh dilemma, dilemma!
Did you just say dilemma?
What else should I say?
What about shutting up and enjoying this feeling?
Yeah. You know now that I think about it, that opening my eyes a crack sounds like an excellent plan.
But what if you open your eyes more than a crack?
I mean with all the dirt surrounding your lashes, say, you couldn't see through that crack and you end up opening them wide?
Oh and then Sasuke will know I'm awake.
Anyway, groan or moan now. You look like a vegetable lying like that.
Yeah, yeah. I totally forgot about that.
Man can't you feel all those sensations you were waxing poetic about last night?
I can. But thanks to you, I'm slightly distracted.
Stop thinking, groan and open your eyes a crack.
Naruto groaned as Sasuke sped up his hand. As planned, he opened his eyes a crack but just like the sensible voice in his head had warned, the crack was caked with dirt and so he couldn't see a thing. He groaned again, this time in frustration and opened his eyes wider.
Guilty black eyes met equally guilty blue and Sasuke's hand froze in action.
Then both set of eyes went down to Sasuke's hand and rose back to meet each other again.
"Um, sorry…?"
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