Disclaimer: I dont own Trigun or Inuyasha

Chapter 1:

Taking the Goods: The Cast of Inuyasha!

They are in the fuedal era hiding in a bush. Millie has a camera, Wolfwood has a big bandage wrapped around his head, and Vash has a butterfly net ready for the catch of the day...Inuyasha characters!Muahahaha

But wait! Where is Meryl. She is taking this perfect opportunity to take a bath in some nice clean water....

Meryl: Wow! This water is great. I wish we had this kind of stuff back home. Maybe we should go to other animes more often! They are so much better off then we are and...

Meryl continues praising the wonderful land and everything else(no wonder it is more popular...maybe they should just join the group instead of taking them to Gunsmoke) when we come to our prey hiding in a bush...

Miroku: Wow! Look at that!

Inuyasha: I really shouldn't be here. If Kagome caught me she would ring my neck, but the sites are good...
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Vash: Did you guys hear something?

Millie: Wait Mr. Vash! Let me just rewind the tape.

tape:
Miroku: Wow! Look at that!
Inuyasha: I really shouldn't be here. If Kagome caught me she would ring my neck, but the sites are good...
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Shippo: Hey! What are you all doing in that bush!?

Vash, Millie, Wolfwood, Inuyasha, and Miroku all jump up and start to ramble incoherent sentences and then realize there were others in the bush with them.

Vash: Ahh ha! There you guys are! I am gonna catch you all now!

Sango: What in the world is going on!

Vash slames the butterfly net over Sango's head!

Vash: I caught you!!! Now Wolfwood bring me the cage!

Everyone stared at Vash

Wolfwood: I get the idea that this little 2x2 cage isnt going to be big enough Vash...

Vash: Ohh darn. Ok diffrent approch....Ok. I am takig you guys as hostages!

Inuyasha: Ohh sure...I am so scared!

Kagome and Meryl walk up

Kagome: ...'cause guys might be watching.

Meryl: I am glade you told me.

Kagome: Hey you guys! Meet my new friend Meryl!

Miroku: Ohh believe me, we already have!

Shippo: Ya! That pervert and Inuyasha was watching you!

Vash: WHAT! Ohh thats it!You were lookin at Meryl, when I haven't even seen her naked yet!

Miroku: You are more then welcome to join us next time!

As the words soaked in, Meryl and Kagome got very angry. At the same time they both hit their men as hard as they could, leaving hand prints on Vash and Inuyasha's face.

Wolfwood: Millie, I am really glade you aren't like that!

Kagome and Meryl glarded at Wolfwood

Vash now realizing that he still had to capture these people took Wolfwoods distraction from him as the perfect opportunity to capture these popular people!

WOOSH!

A larger net was flung down upon everyone.

Vash: Haha! Now you are all mine! Time to go home!
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Back on Gunsmoke Vash locked the cast of Inuyasha up in a cage that not even Inuyasha could break with his fancy smancy Tetswhatchyamacallitsygathingymagiger!

Did I mention he left them there with no food or water! He had more important things to do. Like to catch the cast of...
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Vash's next victims being accused of anime popularity: Pokemon! After all, you do have to catch'em all!