Hey Ezweebody!

DL, Ain't it a bit early to begin a new chapter considering you haven't updated The Twisted Tales of The Happy Phineas and Ferb Friends in a year!

Well I am always kicked into high gear by school, and guess what I am doing everyday!

AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TTHPFF! I AM ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO'VE EVER REVIEWED THAT FAILURE!

Well, I have to say It was partially my fault for the Overabundance of OCs. 13 OCs will be on the trip.

Don't worry, even if your OC doesn't go on the trip, they'll be part of the story.

Oh yeah, Wafflz, I didn't really watch Lost, and ISOT is Alt History Terminology.

Fritz looks at his watch. It stopped again. Damn Soviet Watch. East Germany never had good industry. But, despite the failure of a Watch, he knew everybody was supposed to be here by now.

He spies someone moving in the airport terminal, a couple yards behind him. Two or three people, actually. He turns on his heel, and flinches, waving his hands about the air. He had been greeted by the pearly white smile of a coyote.

"Hello, Fritzl." The Coyote says, her canines flashing as she opens her mouth.

"It's Fritz, Iris." He says, breathing a sigh of releif. He looks at the coyote's compadres, an orange cat in denim, and a black cat. "Ty, Thorn! You two made it!"

"Why wouldn't we?" Tyler says smiling. "What? We haven't retired yet. And when I do, I won't be wearing denim."

"Hopefully you'll be wearing something." Thorn points out.

"Perhaps not." Tyler smiles. He didn't make lewd jokes often, so this was a rare occasion. "So what're we waiting for? Hannukah?" The other three were too distracted to laugh at the crack. A Yellow Rabbit was escorting a Red porcupine through the Terminal. The Rabbit was trying, futilely I may add, to convince the porcupine air travel was safe. The Porcupine feigned complacency, before explaining her irrational fear. The cycle then repeated. Finally, the two were less than a few feet from the four.

"Flaky, If you haven't been killed by a rabid dog, then you are perfectly safe from whatever horrors airtravel may bring, man-made or otherwise." Iris spit poison into Flaky's eyes, and the Porcupine was panting like a dog, glaring only at the looming aircraft.

The Yellow Rabbit, Cuddles, smiles. "That's the point I've tried to get into your head all this time, Flaky."

"Don't worry, Flaky, I'm sure nothing can possibly happen to us on a plane. Unless Stephen King or Deadliving has anything to do with it, that is." comes Tyler from nowhere.

"Or any author for the sake of truth." A voice from behind the group. A large koala, Chunky, was walking towards the group from the Men's lavoratory.

"Chunky is here. 13 more to go." Fritz says, smiling a bit like a lovestruck idiot.

A Security guard walks up to the Group. The imposing Crocodile's smile was as wide as the planes he protected. He held two people in his hand. A Green porcupine with a grey jacket, which was partially burned, and a purple Lamb who was partially burned as well. Kurt and Lammy had arrived.

"Are these two you's?" he says in a Pakistani Accent.

Fritz nods. The captives were released onto an unsuspecting floor. "Oh, sir. That hurt very much!" Lammy said, rubbing her elbows.

"She set me on fire! Not the other way around!" Kurt shouts in retaliation. The Croc sent him a look that would cause glass to crack. Kurt held in another shout.

"I better not have anymore problems here, senior Fritz." The Croc grunts, walking away.

Fritz breathes a sigh of relief. That croc just might have gobbled up the entire troupe if it wasn't for the illegality of that ordeal. The Croc then grunts at a passing pedestrian. Said pedestrian had a Duck bill and beaver tail. She had messy navy blue fur, which could only mean Gwen.

"Oy, what's with the Angry Croc?" she asked.

"Who knows, he's a real croc-pot." Tyler jokes. All the security cameras immediately turn to him.

"I'm watching you Tyler Tytoon." comes the Pakistani croc's booming voice over the loud speakers.

"Creepy..." Gwens says, rolling her eyes. Fritz almost did it, but Gwen beat him to the punch.

"Plane to Isot Island is boarding now." comes the soothing voice of a russian vixen, only to be drowned out by the shouts of a familiar enraged crocodile. "IF YOU FUCKING CRACK A CROCODILE JOKE, I WILL SHOOT DOWN YOUR FUCKING PLANE!"

"Ari, I'm talking!"

"SHUT UP BITCH! I AM GETTING MY POINT ACROSS TO THE IDIOTS!"

"Perhaps if you didn't call the passengers idiots, we'd have more of them!" The Group immediately realizes the empty terminal.

The Sound of a slap echoed through the hollow building. "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!"

"I SHOULD HAVE MARRIED THEBES!"

"DON"T GET ALL BI ON ME YOU CUNT! I WILL BEAT YOU AND PETROV WHEN I GET HOME!" There was the sound of a person entering the room, and the person setting a mug on the Table.

"You guys know the loudspeaker is on, right?" The sound of a punch came moments later. The group slowly began making a beeline for the airplane.

"SHUT UP WALLACE!"

"STOP HITTING HIM, ARI!"

"What the hell are you three doing in my office!"


It was a short chapter, but as with Relative Safety, I have to get these ideas out.

Don't freak if your OC was introduced. If your OC is not introduced by the last chapter, THEN worry. But all OCs will be included by the 5th or 6th chapter.

So, review, flame, whatever.

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