Transcriber Note: The name of the author has been removed to protect the innocent.
IvoryVinyl:(To R. Silica and R. Tomashun) So you two mentioned this "James" guy. Who is he, and where did he go?
R. Silica: James? He's just a regular guy who's stuck in the 90's
R. Tomashun: He went to ComiCon for something, but he never came back, I guess.
Sil: We've been shutdown for about two weeks according to my logs.
Ivory: I imagine what he's going to think when he sees his basement taken over.
Sil: I'm sure R.O.B. has taken care of that.
Tom: (as ROB) I control the horizontal. I control the vertical.
Ivory: I'm sure he does.
(Beep on laptop)
Sil: You made him mad now, R. Tomashun.
(Ivory presses button on laptop)
ROB: (On laptop) Good morning to you all. How have you been?
Tom: Oh not too bad.
Sil: (Sarcastically) Yeah, considering we are trapped in a basement.
ROB: Good to hear. I have another story for you.
Ivory: Hold on. What keeps me from just saying, "No"?
ROB: Nothing if you like listening to ABBA 24/7.
(ROB presses button. "Dancing Queen" plays.)
Ivory: Turn it off! I'll read! I'll read!
(ROB presses button. Music stops.)
ROB: Good, now the story is called "Speedy Romance". It's a My Little Pony and Sonic crossover where Sonic and Rainbow Dash share an evening under the stars. Have fun.
(ROB presses button.)
Ivory: Wait. Can we go back to the ABBA?
(Alarm)
All: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
Speedy Romance
By [Removed](^.~)
Sil: "The winking face means I'm fun!"
-One Night...-
Ivory: In Bangkok.
Sonic and Rainbow Dash were sitting on a picnic style blanket,
Tom: Hey Boo-boo! There's a pic-a-nic style blanket, but there's no pic-a-nic style basket.
aling with some sandwiches and chili dogs in a basket,
Tom: Nevermind, Boo-boo. They brought the pic-a-nic basket aling.
staring at the stars, in the front of a Chao pond.
Sil: The stars must be close if they are in front of a Chao pond.
Tom: Ivory, do Chao live in ponds?
Ivory: I always thought they were hatched in gardens.
Dash was pleased by the scenery.
"Wow, Sonic. This place isn't half bad. I love the scenery
Sil: "I am pleased by it, in fact."
and the sky is beautiful! And gotta love these adorable ciao!"
"You mean 'Chao'?"
Ivory: No Sonic, she was telling you "bye."
"Yeah. Chao."
It got silent for a few minutes.
Tom: Witness the romance speeding along!
Sonic looked at Rainbow Dash.
"So.. How was it like..you know..
Sil: "Not having to... pause in between... words?"
at Wonderbolt Academy?"
"It was GREAT! I became a Wonderbolt in training, AND got my Wonderbolt certificate."
Ivory: No one cares about procedure at the Wonderbolt Academy.
"Dude! Sweet! And you're only gonna get better!" Sonic exclaimed, bro-hoofing Dashie.
Tom: Why does Sonic have hooves?
Sil: And why are they Pewdiepie fans?
Ivory: Some questions should not be answered.
"Thanks! Speaking of which, how are you and Amy going?"
Sil: "Things are going well in the Wonderbolt Academy. By the way, how's your sex life?"
Sonic sighed, and looked down.
"Amy and I...broke up last week."
"What?!"
Ivory: "I can't understand you with your long pauses."
"Yeah.. Remember when we had our friend kiss?
Tom: Do friends normally kiss?
Sil: I'm not sure. Ivory, come here.
Ivory: What? No!
Well, Amy sorta saw us in the crowd. Then afterwards, when I got off the stage,
Tom: What stage? Where was this at?
she began arguing with me. After ten or fifteen minutes.. We had no choice..but to break up."
Ivory: What about giving time to calm down and constructively discussing –
Sil: No, Ivory. There was no choice.
Sonic said, nearly close to crying, as a tear rolled down his cheek.
"Awww, Sonic, cheer up! Your'e Sonic the Hedgehog, the fastest thing alive, and no copyright law in the galaxy is stopping you.
Ivory: "We can take down as many Shining Force YouTube videos as we please."
At least you still have your best friends. And me.
Tom: Rainbow Dash considers Sonic an acquaintance.
And don't cry. You'll get your chili dog bun soggy!"
Sil: It's a good technique for Major League Eating, though.
Dash said, drinking the rest of her ice-cold Apple cider through a twirly straw.
"(Sniff) (Sniffle) I..g-guess your right." Sonic said, wiping his tears away.
Ivory: What happened to the happy-go-lucky Sonic I used to know?
"And if you need anything, let me know. I'll always be there for you."
"Thanks.." Sonic blushed.
Sonic stared in Rainbow Dash's eyes
Sil: They were dilated and glazed over.
Rainbow Dash smiled, then she came closer to the Blue Hedgehog.
Tom: To pick the twenty bucks from his pocket.
Then leaned on his shoulder. Sonic wrapped his arm around her.
Tom: To pick the fifty bucks from her pocket.
The two looked back up to the stars.
Sil: Still in front of the Chao pond, I assume.
"Sonic..?"
"Yeah..?"
Ivory: "Are you going blind from the stars too?"
"If you don't have a girlfriend, I could be yours.." ^^
"Really..? You'd do that..F-for..me?"
"Yep. Anything for my true friend."
Tom: Sonic even gets friendzoned by his girlfriends. Ouch.
"Thanks."
The speedy friends gazed into each-other's eyes, as they leaned over.
Sil: They butted heads against each other and knocked each other out.
Rainbow Dash pressed her soft lips against Sonic's. Sonic pulled Rainbow closer.
Ivory: I guess you can say Sonic is tasting the rainbow. (Chuckles)
Sil: No. Just no.
Rainbow whimpered and moaned. Sonic slowly ran his fingers through her mane, then the blue pegasus pulled away from Sonic and flopped on the ground.
Tom: Right on her sandwich.
"I'm ready, Ring King."
Ivory: I'm not ready.
Sonic smiled at Rainbow, then got on top of her, then continued to make out with the pegasus.
Sil: Please don't, author.
Dashie wrapped her hooves around Sonic's neck. Sonic's tongue swirled all around inside Rainbow's mouth.
Tom: Why do you do this to us, R.O.B.?
Sonic licked Rainbow Dash's neck, then slightly grunted, as he licked a little faster.
The Chao in the background chirped in disgust, and turned away.
Sil: That guy's got the right idea.
"S-Sonic!" Dash whimpered loudly.
Ivory: To make the pain worse, we used the wrong verbs in selected sentences.
Sonic went back up to Dash, then licked her cheek and kissed it. Rainbow Dash smiled, then kissed the blue blur's nose.
Tom: Right when Sonic sneezed, ruining the moment.
Sonic chuckled in a cocky way,
Ivory: "Ha ha, I'm so much better than you."
then cuddled close to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash wrapped her wings around Sonic as a blanket for him.
Tom: "Wow, what big wings you apparently have!"
"You know, Dash, ever since I saved your life from falling, I always thought you were the cutest of the cutest Pegasi ever."
Sil: Helps when she's the only Pegasus you've ever met.
"Awwww.. Thanks Sonic."
Sonic picked a Rose from a bush next to them, and gave it to Dash. Dash gasped. Then whimpered..
Tom: But beside a pond isn't a good place for a rose bush.
Sil: Don't bother, R. Tomashun. It won't do any good.
"F-for..me?"
"Yeah. Want it?"
Ivory: "No. I'm allergic to pollen."
"Of course I do!"
Rainbow Dash put the rose behind her ear.
Tom: Perfect place for the thorns to stick in you.
"Thank you, Sonic!"
"No prob. Anything for my new girlfriend."
Sonic and Rainbow Dash snuggled together for the rest of the beautiful night.
Sonic notices that there are tears flowing down her eyes.
Tom: I told you. Those thorns hurt.
Sonic kissed her tears away.
Sil: He slurped them up?
"I love you, Sonic the Hedgehog."
"And I love you too, Rainbow Danger Dash. I always will."
Ivory: Her parents didn't like her if they gave her Danger for a middle name.
Sonic and Rainbow Dash fell asleep.. in 10 seconds flat.
"..Sonic..."
"...Dashie.."
-The E-
Ivory: Well, it didn't end properly, but it's still a better story than Sonic '06.
Tom: And a better romance too, if I do say so myself.
Not yet!
Sil: You were supposed to be over a long time ago! What now!
Amy looked behind a tree, and saw Sonic and Rainbow, sleeping together.
Ivory: Amy: known for her stalking.
Sil: That's actually pretty true.
Her eyes got demonic, she clinched her fists, and started huffing and puffing,
Tom: And she blew the rose bush down.
like she was gonna explode.
"GRRRRRRRRRRR.. WHERE'S MY HAMMER?!" She yelled fiercely.
Ivory: Mario took it. He said something about saving Pauline.
-The End.. or is it?
Sil: Why do these stories end with question marks?
Tom: I don't know, but I'm calling it the end.
(Tom and Ivory sit on blanket, wearing sunglasses. Tom holds a basket.)
Tom: Ham or turkey?
Ivory: Ham please.
Tom: (Giving sandwich to Ivory.) Here.
Ivory: Thanks.
Sil: (To Tom and Ivory) What are you guys doing?
Tom: (With mouth full) Having a picnic.
Sil: I get that, but why the sunglasses?
Ivory: The stars are bright tonight.
Sil: (Turning) What stars? We're insi- AUGH!
(Sil falls over from bright light.)
Ivory: I warned her.
Tom: Yep.
(Laptop beeps.)
Tom: Could you get that?
Ivory: Sure.
(Ivory presses button. ROB appears.)
ROB: (On screen) Hello, subjects.
Tom: (Mouth full) Hey R.O.B. What's up?
Ivory: Do you want a sandwich? I'm sorry we only have turkey.
ROB: That's quite all right. I called in for an analysis, but I don't see-
Sil: YOU DAMN IDIOTS!
ROB: Er... Perhaps I should call at a better time.
Ivory: No, this is a good time. What did you think R. Tomashun?
Tom: Well, the spelling good most times.
Ivory: True, but it didn't really explain many things. Like why was Sonic on a stage when he kissed Rainbow Dash?
Tom: Yeah. And even though it was a mature rated story, it didn't really seem that mature.
Ivory: It even failed to be smutty in the least.
Tom: What do you think R. Silica?
Sil: HATE!
Ivory: That sums it up.
Sil: YOU!
Tom: Kind of strong wording, though.
Sil: ALL!
ROB: I see. I'll find something else for you next test. Until then.
(ROB presses button. Screen turns off.)
Ivory: Got any mayo?
Tom: Sure here. (Gives mayo jar to Ivory.)
Sil: A little help!?
Ivory: In a bit.
(Ivory lathers sandwich bread with mayo.)
