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Part 2:
At the top of the rollercoaster, Nowi was overviewing her friend's design, while Chrom stood next to her.
"Then after the corkscrew around the interstate, we'll release the snakes! But we need something sticky to hold it all together..." Nowi turned towards Chrom, who wore a terrified expression. "I need you to get some peanut butter, and a blowtorch." He inched away, clearly afraid.
"I don't think I want to ride this rollercoaster."
Meanwhile, at the start of the tracks, Aversa and her brother were having a delightful conversation.
"What are you doing?!"
"Building a rollercoaster. I thought it was obvious."
"Oh, no you aren't! I will get Father, and then you will be so busted! You are going down!" She dashed out of the backyard, passing a young girl with black hair and long eyelashes.
"Hello Aversa, is James...home." she asked as the object of her inquiries rushed off into the distance. She shrugged and entered the backyard and strode up to James.
"Wat'cha doin'?"
"We are building a Rollercoaster."
The girl's eyes lit up. "Ooh, can I help?"
"Nope," James answered curtly.
"Well...can I at least ride it?"
"Probably not."
"Why am I never allowed to participate in your activities?" she spoke, her voice rising.
"Most likely, because we all find you creepy and want nothing to do with you."
The girl growled and stormed into the driveway, before turning around and delivering one final cry.
"You may belittle me now, but someday, I will find a way into your heart! Yes, you will be mine one of these days. You. Will. Be. Mine." She punctuated her minor soliloquy with an unnerving chuckle as she slinked down the fence and returned home.
Everyone paused for a moment as Nowi stood next to the unimpressed James.
"See, this is why we find her creepy," he said, gesturing to Tharja.
"I'll get the peanut butter."
"Hey, where's Perry?"
Meanwhile...
Perry stealthily approached the corner of the Grimaspawn household (there's a long story about that name, but we don't have time for that) and, after making sure that no one was watching, jumped up on his hind legs, placed a fedora on his head, and entered a secret door in the tiling. He fell through a series of tubes and landed in a red chair, facing a huge monitor. The room was adorned with gadgets and gear exactly the right size for a Drakopus. The enormous screen turned on, and Agent P was ready for his mission briefing.
"Morning, Agent P," greeted a bald, muscular man with brown skin and an eyepatch. "Your nemesis, Dr. Riffrat, A.K.A Mad King Gangrel, is at it again. He's built another of his superdevices, or 'Inators'..."
"Sir, why are you telling him this stuff; he already knows it," interrupted a young sounding voice from off the screen.
"Quiet, Ricken. It's been a week! He might have forgotten."
"I think Agent P's memory is better than that..."
Major Basillo grunted. "Anyway, Gangrel has been buying 80% of all the country's tin foil. We don't know what he's up to, but it's up to you to stop it."
Agent P saluted and ran to the other side of the room, where his hover-jet awaited. He flew towards Riffrat Evil Incorporated, the hideout of his archenemy.
Meanwhile...
Aversa sprinted into FoodMart, the local grocery store, and found her father filling the shopping cart with essential items (and a few that weren't so essential...like lemon flavored shampoo. As in, it tasted like lemons).
"Father, you have to come quick!"
"Let me guess: a satellite crashed into the house?" replied Validar, dismissively.
"Yes, very funny," his daughter sarcastically retorted. "James and his friends are building a ROLLERCOASTER!"
"Aversa, last week you told me he was training monkeys to juggle bycicles."
"I still don't know he cleaned that up so fast..." she muttered under her breath.
"Honestly, Aversa, isn't James a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer?"
Simultaneously, a foreman was speaking with James, and asking a similar question.
"Aren't you a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer?"
"That is a correct fact!" answered James cheerfully.
"Well, all your permits seem to be in order, though they've never been filled out crayon before, so I guess you're good to go!"
On the other side of the room, Nowi was operating a power loader and having fun doing it.
"Hey, can we borrow a couple of these?" she requested.
"Be my guest."
They completed the rollercoaster in about 25 minutes.
Riffrat Evil Incorporated!
Agent P crashed through the window of Dr. Riffrat's base of operations.
"Ah, Perry the Drakopus, how unexpected!" Gangrel declared in a voice that sounded like an Englishman with a sore throat speaking in a German accent. "And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!" he screamed as he pushed a button (labeled "ARMS") on the wall behind him. Instantly, mechanical appendages shot out of the floor and sealing, trapping Perry's limbs. "Now, Perry the Drakopus, tremble in fear at my Evil plan!"
"I have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil, so that when I activate my fearsome-" Gangrel paused to pull off a sheet revealing his dastardly contraption. "Magnifinator!" Dramatic music played in the background.
Dr. Riffrat continued speaking. "As I was saying, I will use this to pull the east west, therefore either causing the universe to explode via paradoxical overload (that is a worst-case scenario) or reversing the rotation of the Earth! And what do I have to gain from this? ...I haven't the slightest idea."
Will Agent P escape the clutches of Mad King Gangrel? Will Aversa bust her brother and his little friends, too? Will James and Nowi keep the power loaders?! To find out, tune in next time!
