I found more clichés to make fun of soooooo.... This fic picks up where my last cliché bashing fic left off. Same warnings apply. Disclaimer: Not mine, although I have dreams, damn it all!!! =^_^= Let's enjoy a laugh, ne? *Hopes she doesn't offend anyone, this is for fun, afterall*
"Not MORE Clichés! Ohhh The Humanity!"
by Shinigami Baby
Cliché #4
The "There's a New Pilot and It's a Girl, Who Just So Happens to Also be the Author, Who Just So Happens to Hook Up With One of the Pilots" Fic
...The new Gundam landed in the field and a young girl with long red hair and blue-ish green eyes jumped out of it. She was dressed in flares and a black tank top. On her left wrist she had three silver bracelets and a claw ring on her pinky. She looked no older than eighteen. The five pilots watched the girl wearily. Could a girl so frail-looking be the pilot of that vicious machine?
She stood in a cocky pose and flipped her hair over her shoulder. "What are you guys staring at? Ever see a chick pilot that just so happened to be the author of the story before?" She asked sassily, eyeing Trowa the whole time.
Duo shrugged. "She's got a point. This has been done to death."
Heero nodded in agreement. "This is true."
"For the love of all things sacred, just finish this cliché, onna!" Wufei said, rather annoyed with this cliché(can't blame him one bit).
And so, with her authoress powers, Shinigami Baby and Trowa were married.
THE END
Cliché #5
The "Super-Duper Impossible Toonami Cross-Over With Other Anime" Fic
Even though they were from totally different time periods, Heero and Usagi fell in love. They forgot all about who they were helplessly in love with before they met. Usagi told Mamoru to take a hike, while Heero ditched Duo in the middle of the night. They were happy now.
"Oh Heero... I love you!" Usagi exclaimed.
"I love you too, Usagi." Heero said.
Duo ran into the room. "I FOUND YOU!" He pointed a finger at Heero. "You cheating bastard... that's okay, though! 'Cuz I met someone new, too!" Duo dragged his new love out of the shadows. "Meet Vegeta!"
"VEGETAAAA!?"
Duo nodded. "Isn't he just so cute? I love you Veggie-poo!"
"Um, Duo, I have to tell you something..." Vegeta said guiltily.
"What is it, snookums?" Duo asked, playing with Vegeta's gravity defying hair.
"I've been cheating on you with Tenchi!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Duo wailed.
Tenchi appeared out of nowhere and glomped onto Vegeta. "It's true! I love Vegeta more than you ever will, Duo!"
"I can't believe this!" Duo said in a state of shock. "You're bastards! All of you!" Duo ran off crying about how unfair life was.
Heero shrugged and walked away with Usagi while Vegeta and Tenchi made out.
=^_^= That's all for now. There will be others, of this I am sure. This is all for a laugh, I hope I didn't offend anyone too much. Bye minna!
~Shinigami Baby
"Not MORE Clichés! Ohhh The Humanity!"
by Shinigami Baby
Cliché #4
The "There's a New Pilot and It's a Girl, Who Just So Happens to Also be the Author, Who Just So Happens to Hook Up With One of the Pilots" Fic
...The new Gundam landed in the field and a young girl with long red hair and blue-ish green eyes jumped out of it. She was dressed in flares and a black tank top. On her left wrist she had three silver bracelets and a claw ring on her pinky. She looked no older than eighteen. The five pilots watched the girl wearily. Could a girl so frail-looking be the pilot of that vicious machine?
She stood in a cocky pose and flipped her hair over her shoulder. "What are you guys staring at? Ever see a chick pilot that just so happened to be the author of the story before?" She asked sassily, eyeing Trowa the whole time.
Duo shrugged. "She's got a point. This has been done to death."
Heero nodded in agreement. "This is true."
"For the love of all things sacred, just finish this cliché, onna!" Wufei said, rather annoyed with this cliché(can't blame him one bit).
And so, with her authoress powers, Shinigami Baby and Trowa were married.
THE END
Cliché #5
The "Super-Duper Impossible Toonami Cross-Over With Other Anime" Fic
Even though they were from totally different time periods, Heero and Usagi fell in love. They forgot all about who they were helplessly in love with before they met. Usagi told Mamoru to take a hike, while Heero ditched Duo in the middle of the night. They were happy now.
"Oh Heero... I love you!" Usagi exclaimed.
"I love you too, Usagi." Heero said.
Duo ran into the room. "I FOUND YOU!" He pointed a finger at Heero. "You cheating bastard... that's okay, though! 'Cuz I met someone new, too!" Duo dragged his new love out of the shadows. "Meet Vegeta!"
"VEGETAAAA!?"
Duo nodded. "Isn't he just so cute? I love you Veggie-poo!"
"Um, Duo, I have to tell you something..." Vegeta said guiltily.
"What is it, snookums?" Duo asked, playing with Vegeta's gravity defying hair.
"I've been cheating on you with Tenchi!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Duo wailed.
Tenchi appeared out of nowhere and glomped onto Vegeta. "It's true! I love Vegeta more than you ever will, Duo!"
"I can't believe this!" Duo said in a state of shock. "You're bastards! All of you!" Duo ran off crying about how unfair life was.
Heero shrugged and walked away with Usagi while Vegeta and Tenchi made out.
=^_^= That's all for now. There will be others, of this I am sure. This is all for a laugh, I hope I didn't offend anyone too much. Bye minna!
~Shinigami Baby
