Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies 2:

Kids Next Door VS the Cartoon Network Zombies

By Winter Knight

Chapter 2: Return of the living Ed

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor their victims...

This story was inspired by "Marvel Zombies"

Note that the title was changed mostly because not only does the Kids Next Door and Toilenator battle the original Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies but distorted zombified versions of other Cartoon Network characters.

The fanfic's theme songs are the theme to the movie "Creepshow" and "Move your Dead Bones" by Dr. Reanimator. If you listen to them while reading, you will be thrilled!

Numbuh 1 does not appear in this fanfic (excluding his counterpart in the Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies dimension but I shouldn't have mentioned it) the reason is due to the incident of the final episode of KND "Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S." Watch it and find out!

WARNING!!: this takes place in a alternate universe and is NOT in the same continuity as "The Grim Ed-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy"! Also this story has gruesome violence that I'm afraid it will harm the rating system! However I plan to add more humor and less gore and violence to this, just to get more readers and perhaps to get Emma Iveli to read the story because I used my best morbid humor in it.

Keep those reviews coming! Also I need more ideas on what Zombies to make fun of and what other Cartoon Network/ Adult Swim characters to add to the stories as either Zombies or Survivors.

This fanfic features nudity...mostly because Assy Mcgee from Adult Swim's "Assy Mcgee" appears in this and he literally a "hard ass detective"...

IMPORTANT NEWS: I think I'm gonna lose my internet connection, my dad and step-mom thinks I got into a bottle of wine and apparently they think I drank the whole thing despite the fact I DO NOT touch the stuff nor can I stand the smell of it! So this might be the last update for a while since they are most likely going to take away my internet connection. But don't worry, I'll find a way to update this story.

Creative Consultant: Emma Iveli

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Last Time: Sector V (minus Numbuh 1) from the "normal world" as well as the Toilenator were accidentally sent to a nightmarish world where Cartoon Network characters become flesh-eating undead monsters and the whole thing was being caused by zombified versions of Ed, Edd, Eddy, n Marie Kanker that are powered by the Grim Reaper (they turned him into a sugar skull and ate him)

So after escaping the zombified Powerpuff Girls, they encounter the Numbuh 362 of this world and she has a sad story to tell about how all this happened and why the KND became the ZND...

So the horror begins once again and the story continues...

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(Numbuh 362 explains to the Sector V about what happened to this world)

"Ok, anyway from what I heard, it all started in "Peach Creek" resources say that supernatural contaminated spinach was eaten by a dimwitted boy who became one of "them". Then he infected nearly everyone in town and ate those who were unfortunate enough to visited the spot... no one from "Charles Darwin Middle School" and The Class of 3000 from "Westley School for Performing Arts" ever survived.

The second report of the strike was in Endsville, then it hit Moralton, a town so bizarre, so disturbing, that there are no KND sectors in that area... I mean they didn't even allow Numbuh 9, Numbuh 11, and this world's Numbuh 5 to station and Sector M is freaked out by the town.

Then other unknown places were stuck but the first time I heard about this happening was on Camp Wawanakwa, otherwise known as "Total Drama Island"..."

Chris MacClean was announcing to the campers about their challenge involving a toy taxi cab and a stuffed beaver but then they see Katie and Sadie as zombies and they are munching on Justin and Cody was eating Noah.

Chris then says, "Either this is the halloween episode and Psycho Killer wasn't available or Katie, Sadie, and Cody became flesh-eating undead monsters... SAVE YOURSELVES!" Chris runs away while the other campers were running around like mad.

Gwen and Izzy try to run but then they encounter zombie Lindsay and she was eating her own brain at the time and Gwen says, "Saw that coming" Then zombie Lindsay chases Geoff but he runs into zombie Katie and Sadie and so the three of them devour him. Gwen then sees zombie Harold bite Heather in the shoulder and Heather says to Gwen, "Help...ME!!" Gwen steps back and says, "Sorry but...you're one of them now, plus you should've been voted off a long time ago!" Izzy then says, "I wanna be a zombie too! It looks so cool!" Gwen rolls her eyes and says, "No you shouldn't."

Zombie Ezekiel and zombie Eva were busy eating Tyler and then they see Duncan and Courtney running off together. Zombie Harold then pounces on Courney and says, "Like I'm so going to eat your brain!" Courney then pushes off Harold and Duncan hands her a flame thrower and she shouts, "MARS FIRE IGNITE!" as she blasts Zombie Harold and part of Zombie Sadie with the flamethrower. Courney asks, "Duncan where did you get the flame thrower?" Duncan replies, "I had it after my stay at "Juvie"."

Duncan then hotwires a motorboat near the "dock of shame" and then Owen grabs Gwen and Izzy and jumps on the boat. Courney then jumps on the boat as she continues to blast the zombies.Chris McClean then grabs the rim of the boat as it speeds away and never looked back, then they dodged a zombified whale.The last thing Gwen sees before escaping the island was Heather, now as a zombie, holding the decapitated head of Trent, Gwen's heart is instantly broken.

Chef Hatchet, Leshawna, and DJ were left, surrounded by the zombies. As Leshawna says, "Aw man, I shoulda saw that comin'" Then DJ got a idea and makes strange sounds and then thousands of woodland creatures attack the zombies while Chef Hatchet gets his personal boat prepared and the three managed to escape. Lashawna then says, "DJ that was amazing! How did you learn that trick?" DJ then says, "From some guy my mom knows named "Ben"." As they sailed away, no one knew the whereabouts of Beth and Bridgette.

"At first I thought it was part of the show or it has something to do with the Chris since it's been said not only he hosts the show but he is also a assassin as he trys to kill those who try to enter or escape the island...but he escaped as well. The Justice Friends were no help!"

Major Glory sees what's going on and then he says, "Oooh no, no no no no no! I read about something like this happening in a certain Marvel comic book and I know what happens to the heroes in this kind of situation... JUSTICE FRIENDS... LET'S GET THE (bleep) OUT OF HERE!" So all the members of the Justice Friends: Major Glory, Valhallen, White Tiger, Living Bullet, Capital G, Tiki Torch, Miss Pell, Phantone, and Snowman ("huh? Oh no I'm cool.") fly off into another galaxy millions and millions of lightyears from Earth, and never looking back...

Meanwhile the Infraggable Krunk then comes out of the bathroom and says, "Ahhhhh, Krunk dropped friends off at pool...HA HO! Krunk go watch "Puppet Pals"! Umm where did Krunk's friends go?" Krunk just shrugs and watches TV anyway.

"Then it spread to Townsville..."

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE... IS NOW A NIGHTMARISH DYSTOPIA!! OH THE HUMANITY!

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were fighting against Zombie Ed, Edd, Eddy, n Marie and then during the fight, Eddy manages to bite Blossom and Bubbles. Buttercup was fighting with her fists but then Marie bites her right fist and then the three super powered zombies giggled and they flew away.

Then the girls feel very ill. "I feel very ill" says Bubbles. Blossom then says, "The Professor might fix us up let's go back to the lab!" Then the girls fly back to their house and when Professor Utonium sees their condition he runs some tests and he says, "Oh my, it seems like you taught a biohazardous disease from the bite of those monsters, do you suffer any side-effects?" Buttercup then says, "Now that you mentioned it I feel very...HUNGRY! MMMMEEAATT!" The girls chant "EAT-EM-UP! EAT-EM-UP!" Then the Professor was horrified and soon the girls pounced on him.

Then suddenly... a evil being so evil that his real name can never be said suddenly appears in Townsville... since we can't say his name we shall call it...HIM! Him then looks at the destruction and says as he holds his rubber duckie Mr. Quackers, "Ooooh lookie Mr. Quackers... Townsville is in a total dytopian shape... AND I DIDN'T CAUSE IT! Ooooh well, I guess I can see how the Powerpuff Girls are going to handle this one... I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT!"

Him then teleports to the Professor's laboratory and then Him says, "Ooooh girls where can you be...come out come out wherever you are...FOUND YO...huh?!" Then Him sees the Girls eating Professor Utonium and then they turn around and they see Him and Bubbles then says, "I wonder what a enfeminate demon tastes like." Then Buttercup says, "Well today's the day we find out!" Then the three pounce on Him and Him says, "Hey what are you doing...GET OFF OF ME YOU BUGEYED CREEPS! No no no NOOOOOOoooooooooo"

After Eating Him, the Girls' hands suddenly change into lobster claws and they are wearing red jackets and Buttercup then says, "Cool! We got Him's powers just by eating Him, we should've done that along time ago!" Blossom then says, "Well there are more villians out there to devour..."

SO ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS RUINED... THANKS TO THE ZOMBIE POWERPUFF GIRLS... OH NO WAIT YOU CAN'T EAT ME, I'M THE NARRARATOR... NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

and finally... MY TOWN!"

Numbuh 362, Numbuh 86, and many others tried to fight back against the forces of the zombies but then the zombie army stopped in their tracks and then, four cloaked beings with scythes floated in front of the army and they reveal themselves to be the grim reaper powered Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies... and Zombie Marie Kanker. Zombie Double D then says, "WE HAVE RETURNED AND WE HUNGER!" Zombie Eddy then says, "There is no way you can stop us!"

Then all of a sudden the C.O.O.L.B.U.S. arrives and Sector V (the one in the Zombies world) arrive, they fire at the main four zombies but their abilities are useless and then the four trapped them in a magic bubble and Zombie Eddy then says, "See what happens to us who try to resist us? Well me and the others are full from eating "the Debbies" so Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Cow, Chicken... make them into one of us!"

So the zombified anthropodmorphic animals enter the magic bubble and they bit Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5...

After seeing this, Numbuh 362 then goes on her ship and flies to a hidden KND lab while Numbuh 86 commenses the attack against the zombies. At the lab, Numbuh 362 grabs the Recommissioning Module and then she leaves before Numbuh 101 says, "HEY! WHERE'S MY AUTOGRAPH!"

Numbuh 362 then goes to the "Slow-Pokey Oaks Retirement Fort" and then she finds Mr. Uno, Father to Father and Mr. Monty Uno (A.K.A. Numbuh Zero) and grandfather to Numbuh 1... and is GRANDFATHER. Numbuh 362 then activates the Recommissioning Module as she says, "I have no choice but it must be done, for the sake of mankind..." Then she blasts Mr. Uno with it and in a flash of evil...GRANDFATHER RETURNS!!

Grandfather then says, "AHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED! NOW TO RESUME MY DESTRUCTION AND ELIMINATE THE WRETCHED KIDS NEXT DO..." Numbuh 362 then says, "Sorry Grandfather but I brought you back for a reason...a very good reason!" Grandfather then says, "Well why don't you take a seat next to me and tell old grandpappy about it...BEFORE I TURN YOU AND EVERY CHILD INTO A SENIOR CITIZOMBIE!" Numbuh 362 then says, "You don't need to, everyone is becoming a zombified flesh-eating monster and they are most likely going to take over the world before you do."

Grandfather gets up and shouts, "WHAAAAAAAT?! WELL I'LL SHOW THOSE UNDEAD WHIPPERSNAPPERS A THING A TWO ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION! GIRLY, I'M GONNA HELP YOU WHIP THOSE CREATURES INTO SHAPE!" And with that Grandfather floats towards the center and transforms some kids into Senior Citizombies. Then as the Zombies fight the senior citizombies, Grandfather battles the four main creatues however they pulled out their scythes and then they sliced Grandfather into many pieces and then to Grandfather's horror the zombified Sector V of the newly formed ZND (Zombies Next Door) then proceed to devour him and then Zombie Harold decide to join in on the feast and soon they got some of Grandfather's powers. The Senior Citizombies were returned back to normal humans... however they ended up eaten by the zombies anyway.

Numbuh 362 then says, "What have I done?" Then she sees Numbuh 86 devour her father Mr. Boss and is joined by her other two brothers and Numbuh 362 then says, "I wish I didn't see that" Then Zombies Numbuh 86 and her brothers see her but then a cybornetic toilet humanoid known as the "Toiletron" shows up and blasts their heads with exploding urinal cakes shows up and he shouts, "GO NOW! I WILL HOLD THEM OFF!" Then she jumps into the sewer and watches the carnage and decided to go to Townsville to hide from the ZND and then she sees another version of Sector V but with no Numbuh 1 and they are with the Toilenator...

And that's my story...

Numbuh 3 cries big time upon hearing that and Toilenator says, "No fair! Why is my counterpart in this dimension a cool toilet themed cyborg!" As they are walking down the sewer, Numbuh 4 asks, "Umm Rachael, where are we going and do you think the Zombies will ever find us here?" Numbuh 2 then says, "Don't say that!" Numbuh 4 then says, "Don't say what?" Numbuh 2 then says, "The "Z-word" it sounds ridiculous." Numbuh 3 then eats ice cream and she screams and points, "ZOMBIES!" Numbuh 2 then says, "Don't say Zom...uh oh!"

The group encounters Zombie versions of Sedusa and Princess... and Grandma Stuffums. Grandma Stuffums then says, "Ach I'm not a zombie, I made a deal with them, I force feed you childrens with my yucky food so you be big, fat, and slow, and the zombies don't bite me...but eat you childrens instead...AHAHAHAHA! And Liver and the two Onions laugh themselves crazy. Numbuh 2 then says, "Ok Frauline, that is very disgusting!" Numbuh 5 then shouts, "KIDS NEXT DOOR... BATTLE STATIONS! 5...4...3...2... 362? Sorry sir but I think it was better when Numbuh 1 was saying the line."

Toilenator fires toilet paper at Grandma Stuffums, and he grabs her magic cooking pot and dumps it in the raw sewage and then as Zombie Sedusa and Zombie Princess were about to attack them, two gunshots are heard and Zombie Princess and Sedusa were suddenly shot in the brains, Numbuh 5 turns around and says, "I can't believe who just saved us..."

Then they see what appears to be a walking, talking lower torso with an exposed buttocks, "holding" a gun. Numbuh 4 smiles and says, "I know that guy, he's Assy Mcgee, a literal "hard ass" cop...who happens to be a butt. Assy Mcgee then mumbles something that is misunderstandable (how can something talk if it has a anus for a mouth?) Numbuh 3 then points at Assy and says in a sing-song voice, "I can see your butt! I can see your butt! I can see your butt! It 's bigger than Numbuh 1's tushie!" Assy then shouts that is understandable, "SHUT THE F()K UP! We got to get the f()k out of here and into the abandoned mall where "The Resistance" is located!

So they followed Assy to a abandoned mall called "Monroeville Mall" where "The Resistance" is located, so they go up the underground passageway and then they open the trap door. They enter the mall but it's all dark and then they see what appears to be Sarah, Johnny 2x4, Rolf, Billy, Zombie Nazz in a robotic suit, and Zombie Madison in front of them holding flashlights to their faces, this gives the KND some scares and then Sarah then says, "Oh good, Numbuh 362 brought Sector V... but where's Numbuh 1?" Numbuh 2 then says, "Actually Numbuh 1 isn't with us and we aren't what you think we are and boy do I have a story to tell you!"

Sarah then says, "Actually we have a very interesting story to tell all of you!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Next Time: Ever wonder how Sarah and the others escaped Endsville after the first story ended last year? You will find out soon enough... if I ever go back online again...

Mini-Story: Whatever Happened to Cow and Chicken?

The Red Guy shows up and says to the readers, "Hello it's me the Red Guy, I had a different name but I don't want to promote satanism... anyway I'm going to harass Cow and Chicken as usual and fortunatly they are too stupid to recognize me when I disgused myself as Dr. Laxslax so I'm going to harass them... as Dr. Hineybottom! Yes I know I have a thing for dressing as a doctor and introducing myself with fake names exaggerating the fact I'm not wearing pants!"

The Red Guy goes into Cow and Chicken's room and he sees sheep bite marks on them and to the Red Guy's horror he sees Cow and Chicken as zombies, as well as Sheep from "Sheep in the Big City", eating Mom and Dad (the strange thing is that they were not eaten in half, they are actually a pair of legs) Then all of a sudden, Zombie Sow (Cow and Chicken's cousin, a pig) locks the door and well...

The Red Guy then says, "I guess I didn't see this coming, no matter how many disguises I use to fool those dumb kids they will know I will taste exactly the sa OUCH AAAAHHHHHH Oh a little lower please AAAAAAHHHHHH." After that, Zombie Cow and Chicken eat "Porkbutts and 'taters" ... however the porkbutt they are eating is actually attached to a pig at the time and Sheep and Sow joins in the feast...

END!