DAMN. How long have I been gone? Oh well! Here's a new chappie!
Hosts Room. Miles is seen sipping some tea and reading a book. Apollo is on the internet finding music.
Miles: *sees Apollo* What are you doing, Mr. Justice?
Apollo: Trying to find some good Nickelback.
Miles: Ah. *sips tea*.
*BOOM*
A bunch of loud, girly screams is heard from the stage. The two rush out onto the stage and find that Daman Gant is loose chasing all the girls while the boys (and Pearl Fey) were hiding behind a Gant-Proof Fort.
Apollo: DAMMIT, WHO LET GANT LOOSE?
Larry is kicked out of the fort by Gumshoe. He smiles sheepishly.
Apollo: *eyetwitch*
Gant: *notices Apollo* IT'S RAEPING TIME!
Apollo: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*takes off running*
All the girls run into the Gant Proof Fort. Miles groans while shaking his head.
Miles: Oh, the irony... *takes out a teal colored whistle*
Trucy: POLLY, RUUUUUUUN!
Apollo slams into a wall and is cornered by Gant. Everyone tries to get Gant to get away from Apollo, but no use.
Miles: *blows Whistle*
*WHAM*
Gant was knocked out by a huge ass white hammer with a bubble theme. As he fell, a 15 year old cat girl stood there with a unimpressed look on her face.
Miles: I'm terribly sorry for calling you on your spare time, Ms. White.
Redd: Ms. White? How Fantas- *shot by cat girl*
Cat Girl: NO. RELATION. Anyway, It's ok, Edgey! Seeing you brightens up my day~
Oldbag, Teneiro, Ema, Lana, and Lauren: HE'S OURS, BITCH!
Yang: Ignoring them, for all you dum-dums that don't know me, I'm Yang White. And I'm going to assist you idiots until we get you a proper co-host! (A.N.: If you want to know what she wears and stuff, check out my Profile.)
Apollo: Cool! *hugs Yang*
Yang: Mew~ X3
Miles: Anyway, do you have our reviews?
Yang: Sadly, we only have one... So me and Yin added ours!
Miles: Alright. *reads list* These are from BAU-Fanatic.
BAU-Fanatic
8/15/11 . chapter 1
Oh wow! This is brilliant, I will now try my hardest to come up with truths/dares.
I dare all the Mileses to kiss there representative age Phoenixes ( and HoboPhoenix-Miles).
I dare Franziska to tell her father he isn't perfect.
Mia-Truth. Are you, or are you not, extremly mischievous at any given opportunity?
Last one. Miles(any of you)- Truth. How the heck do you get your hair to stay like that?
That will be all. I hope at least one of them will be of some use. This is going to be hilarious, update soon! :D
L. Miles: NO!
L. Phoenix: I'm not gay!
L. Larry: I triple dog dare you, Miles!
Larry: HA! Even your younger self is a sissy, Edgey!
Miles: How dare-
Y. Miles: You know what? Fuck this. *kisses Phoenix*
Miles: *eyetwitch*
Hobohodo: *asleep*
Trucy: DADDY!
Hobohodo: Wha? What is it, Tru-
Miles kisses him. He then rushes towards the backstage area.
Yang: Wait... We're missing one! *snaps fingers*
Feenie appears from out of a door in the ceiling.
Yang: Better. ^w^
Franziska: Father, you are NOT perfect!
Manfred: WHAT DID YOU-
*BANG*
Manfred falls to the ground dead.
Gregory: That seemed better a second time!
Miles: Um, Franziska, you didn't seem to hesitate on that one.
Franziska: I spoke the truth, what else?
Mia: What makes you think that?
*BOOM*
Dahlia is now covered in soot and is fuming mad.
Dahlia: MIA FEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Mia: I swear, I didn't do it!
Five Psyche-Locks appear over Mia. Apollo and Thalassa's bracelts twitch.
Apollo: Riiiiiiight... *reads Miles' dare* What does get your hair to stay like that?
Yang: It's sexalicious... *drools*
Everyone looks at her weirdly.
Yang: Just answer the damn question... *huggles Edgeworth plushie*
L. Miles: It's natural! *smile*
Y. Miles: Natural. *flicks bang*
Miles: It's natural. What else?
Yang: YAY! Oh! MINE ARE NEXT!
HIHI! Let's see how you all like my dares/truths!
Miles :Go kill anyone of your choice in the goriest way possible. I don't give a shit who. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT YOUR OTHER SELVES OR THE KLAVIERS.
Gregory: Happy to see your sons again?
Dahlia: Go kill Mia/Maya.
Godot: Save Mia and you win a romantic date to Paris. All expenses paid.
Phoenix: Save Maya and win a romantic date to Paris. All expenses paid in Manfred Von Karma's name.
Apollo: Save both and you get to pick out one of YinYang's weapons from her storage to keep!
Oldbag: How would you feel if Miles asked you out?
Miles: Already done. *points to the carcuss of which was Yanni Yogi and plants bloody machete on Manfred's dead body*
Gregory: Yes! I'm very happy to see my sons again! Although, I'm not impressed about their occupations... *points to Y. Miles & Miles.*
Both: Don't blame us!
Dahlia: FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEES! *grabs shotgun from the Artillery room*
Mia & Maya: *screams and runs like hell*
Godot swings from a random vine Tarzan-style and snags Mia. Phoenix tries to save Maya, but ends up getting shotgun blast in the head. Godot and Mia leave.
Yang: Why didn't you do anything, Apollo?
Apollo: *listening to Nickelback* What?
Yang: -.- Nevermind...
Oldbag: Why, I would die on the spot!
Miles: ! In that case, wanna go out?
Oldbag dies of a heart attack.
Miles: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *happy dance*
Gumshoe: That's how ya do it, Mr. Edgeworth!
?: Dear sister, may I participate?
Yin Black sits in the front row with a sly smile in her face.
Yang: Hi sis!
Apollo: Eeep. *hides behind Miles* She's scary...
Yin: Now, now. I mean no harm. I just want to have a little fun~
Miles: Very well, Ms. Black. I happen to have your dare list right here.
Let's see anyone get out of these. ALIVE.
Larry: Attempt to kiss Franzska. (Read Below)
Franziska: Replace yourself with a bomb-like mannequin of yourself.
Shigaraki: I like you. So you're safe... FOR NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!
Bansai: DIE! *sliced in half by Dark Blade*
Trucy: Start running...
Kristoph: Kill Trucy if you can catch her!
Larry: Easy! *kisses Franziska*
*Cue Huge Ass Explosion*
Everything around Larry is now charred and blackend. Franziska comes out of the Artillery Room holding a bladed bullwhip.
Franziska: HA! Such a foolishly foolish fool who does a foolish thing.
Shigaraki: Is that supposed to make me feel safe?
Yin: For now... *hides knife*
Bansai: Wha- HOLY MUTHA-
Yin slices him in half using the Dark Blade.
Yin: MORE, MORE, MORE!
Trucy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *takes off*
Kristoph: *stands there smiling*
Klavier: What did you do, bruder?
Kristoph: *checks watch* NOW.
Trucy collapses of a heart attack. Ryuk (Death Note) cackles as he disappears.
Yin: *kills Kristoph* Cheater...
Miles: Well... That was certainly interesting...
Apollo: *still listening to Nickelback*
YinYang: Hope you all liked it! I had fun with this one! Oh, if you want to learn more about Yang & Yin, check out my proflie!
Yin: I'll kill you if you don't! *cocks shotgun*
Yang: *sweatdrop* Ehehehehe...
