Chapter 2

What the Hell!?

Sasuke stared, and then blinked.

"You Sasuke Uchiha are to be married to Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze."

Then it clicked.

"What!?" surprisingly, it was Sasuke who yelled. Uchiha manners be damned. He was not going to marry anyone! He doesn't mind his mother getting him back into the Yakuza business, but marriage was a big no-no.

Naruto's eyes widened, his mouth hung wide open. Marriage!? Like hell! No way in mothertrippin' seven worlds of hell is he going to get married! He has better things to do! Like go to Ichiraku. They have a "Buy 1 Take 1 Free" deal! He didn't have time for a wife (or was it husband?)

"Hmm. That doesn't seem too bad", Kushina looked to her husband. "What do you think, dear?" The red haired woman turned towards his husband. Minato smiled warmly at his eldest son, Kyuubi. "Well, Kyuubi certainly doesn't mind, in fact he looks quite… relieved." The eldest Uzumaki-Namikaze sighed. "Since secrets are being revealed, I guess it's time for me to reveal my lover as well. Shukaku." A man with golden brown hair stepped forward. "Father, Mother" Kyuubi started, "I do not wish to marry anyone other than this man." Then he turned to Naruto, "Sorry Kit"

Naruto frowned. His brother had someone else that he loved and who was he to deny his brother of happiness? But still, marriage is a big thing, a very big thing. Naruto faced Sasuke, his eyes scanning him up and down. Yeah, Uchihas were flippin' pretty. And this one was not just pretty. He was gorgeous. He had a petite frame, cold black onyx eyes. Beautiful onyx eyes. Crap, he was actually checking this guy out. He was bi, but his relationships were mostly with women, and marrying this guy means that he has to be with him for the rest of his life! And he wasn't exactly sure if he liked this bastard. But somehow, it feels like something's telling him that agreeing to this is right. Like something's drawing him towards this fair skinned beauty. Crap, now he's getting all romantic.

"Ah. I see that you're thinking about the proposition, Naruto." Mikoto smiled. Sasuke turned towards him. "You're considering it!?" Naruto didn't answer, only looked at the raven haired beauty. "Unbelievable!" Sasuke exclaimed.

"We've got no choice. It's either we get married, or a war between our families start."

Sasuke glared at the blond. He wasn't bad looking. Far away from it, in fact. He was muscular, but not buff, just the right kind of muscular. His blond hair looked soft; his blue eyes looked like it shined with kindness despite being in the Yakuza business. Of course, just like the rest of the people in this room, his hands have also been stained with blood. Sasuke didn't like blood. That's why he left in the first place. But agreeing to this whole marriage thing would mean that he would never be able to get out of this at all. And honestly, it scared him. But somehow, when he looks into this man's eyes, he feels like he can trust the guy. Besides, the blond has a point. It's either marriage or war, and he will not risk loosing his brother because of a meaningless war between this Yakuza beasts. But he seriously thinks that this blond is an idiot.

"Tch. What's your name, dobe?" Naruto scowled. "Quit calling me that, teme. And it's Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, because he did not just think that the blond looked cute pouting like that! "Hn. Sasuke Uchiha."

Mikoto smiled, "So. Do you agree with my condition, Sasuke?"

"Hn. Do what you want"

Kyuubi looked at his brother with uncertainty "Are you… really okay with this, kit?" Naruto grinned. "No worries, bro!"

Sasuke scoffed, because he certainly, and definitely, did not feel a warm, fuzzy feeling in his stomach. Nor did he think that the blond looked gorgeously sexy when he grinned like that. And, of course, he didn't feel like he can trust this man, at all.

…Or maybe, he already trusted the blond.