17 May 2013
Location: Ellivsirron History classroom
10:33
(Rebecca's POV)
All the students are slumped over their desks and Haley is sleeping on hers, snoring. Our history teacher, Mrs Banzire, kept us in an extra three minutes before lunch. And extra three minutes! Because she was doing some history of our school or something. I mean, history is boring enough but HISTORY ABOUT A SCHOOL?! That's like triple the boring!
"And for those of you who didn't know, our school happens to be situated exactly in front of the town zoo." Mrs Banzire drawls in a boring tone.
No Mrs Boring-zire, we don't know because we're all deaf and can't here the elephants and the lions 24/7.
I yawn but suddenly sit up straight. My Nomicon is glowing in my bag.
"Huh? What's wrong now?" I ask.
There is a crashing sound in the corridor outside and all of a sudden a stankified student breaks through the wall. It roars fiercely and sends the students scattering. All except for me. I stand in front of the monster.
"What the juice? Who the heck is that?!" It doesn't look vaguely like anyone from this school.
The monster turns on me and tries to crush me with its paw but I roll out of the way.
This doesn't make sense. The Sorceress always stanks someone from the school. Who in smoke bomb's name is this person?
The monster leaps at me but I side step and dash out of the classroom. I slide into the girls bathroom. "OK. It doesn't matter who this is. It's Ninja time!" I pull on the mask and the suit wraps around me. I kick open the bathroom door and leap into the corridor in style. "Ha!" But I freeze at the scene in front of me.
"Ninja kick!" yells another ninja(!) as he kicks the monster in the chest.
My jaw drops open,"What. The. Ninja?!"
The other ninja knocks over the monster and throws his arms up in victory, "BOOM!" He declares. He turns and sees me. His jaw drops too. "What. The. Ninja?!"
I point a shaky finger at the other ninja,"who the...how the...why the..."
"Who the heck are you? What the juice is going on here?" He asks with wide eyes.
I slowly say,"Im the-" but I see the monster getting up behind the ninja and raising its paw, "LOOK OUT!" I cry.
The ninja spins around and sees the monster but he's seen her too late.
"MOVE!" I shout as I jump at him and shove him out the way before the monster gets him and instead of crushing the other ninja, its paw hits the ground with a crunch. It turns its head and snarls at us.
The other ninja draws his sword,"OK. Questions later. Right now I've gotta d'stank this monster."
I gasp,"You know about stank too?!" But when I say that, the monster hits me away with its paw. "OUUFFF!" I hit a wall on the far side of the corridor but I jump up again. "Right. Questions later," I say as I draw my sword as well. We both charge at the monster from different directions. The other ninja leaps over it while I slide under. The monster roars in frustration and swipes at me. "How-" swipe,"Are we-" swipe,"Gonna-" swipe,"D'stank-" swipe,"This monster?"
"We?" Asks the other ninja as he jumps out of the way of the monsters claws. He sighs then says, "The photo in he belt. It's of a Mexican Death Bear."
"A Mexican Death Bear?" I deflect the monsters blow with my sword.
The ninja jumps over the monster and lands behind it. "I know! Crazy right?"
I nod in agreement. "OK, you distract it and I'll get the pic."
The ninja stops fighting and turns to me. "Hey...this is MY monster to d'stank!"
I throw a ninja ring at the monster but it just deflects it. "We'll this is my school. Err...to protect!"
The ninja slumps his shoulders. "Fine," he says unenthusiastically. "Hey you!" He runs in front of the monster who turns its head from eating a table.
"I hate Mexican Death Bears!" The ninja yells.
The monster widens its eyes then roars angrily. It launches forward and tries to bite the other ninja. He dodges then shouts,"And your Spanish sucks!"
I look over at him. "Really? Her Spanish?"
He shrugs. "What?" He dodges a swipe.
I roll my eyes. Boys!
I charge towards the monster. I leap and use my scarf to grab the picture. "Got it!" I land and use my sword to slice the pic. Stank flys out of the picture and out of the school. The monster changes into a short girl with long black hair who's lying on the floor rubbing her head.
"Where's the stank going?" I ask as I watch the green mist fly away.
The other ninja puts his sword back in his suit. "Back to Norrisville High duh."
I tilt my head in confusion,"Norisville High?"
The girl who was the monster sits up with her hand on her head. "What the..." She looks up at us two ninjas,"Why are there two of you?"
We look at each other.
"Uuuuuhhhh..." The other ninja says nervously.
"SMOKE BOMB!" We both yell and I disappear in a cloud of purple smoke.
The girl gets up and walks to the exit of the school. "I must be seeing things..."
Ok. I lied. All will be revealed in the next chapter. Sorry 'bout that.
