A.N. MerryAnchor16 asked me: '…if Zoro got drunk enough he'd have a silly side as well, just to annoy Sanji with…' Said I will be taking in prompts! So here it is! My attempt to write silly Zoro, hope someone will like it… :}

Zoro put his head on my shoulder and started snoring, again. I pushed his head of my shoulder and he opened his eyes. "Oi, cook, I need my pillow!"

I glared at the stupid grass head. "I'm not your pillow Marimo!"

Zoro pouted. "But you're my pillow!"

I shook my head. "No, I'm not, stupid Marimo, why do you keep repeating this every time you get drunk?"

Zoro looked at me with puppy dog eyes, I never knew he could actually make a cute irresistible puppy eyes until one night when I got to the bar late and the Marimo was half drunk, then he drank even more and got completely drunk. That was the first time he used those eyes at me and I immediately let him his way, I justified it as helping him 'cause he was drunk and looked sick. After that every time I'm near and he's drunk he comes to me and demands his pillow, at first it was just funny and I let him have his way, but now it's just down right annoying. Now he doesn't only come for his pillow when I'm near, he comes from the other side of town to my apartment(it's still a mystery to me how he finds it without getting lost, so quickly) bangs at the door until I open it and let him in.

Now we're in a bar with our friends and he's doing it again. I almost lost it and was already opening my mouth to agree, but I got a grip of myself and shook my head. "Not this time Marimo, if you wanna sleep go home."

Zoro shook his head. "I'm lonely at home I wanna sleep with something warm by my side."

I sighed. "Then buy a puppy or something, it would be easier, or go to Brook and ask him to be your pillow, I don't think he would mind."

Zoro made those puppy eyes again. "But I like you better."

A light blush spread across my face; this is definitely not because of the moss heads words, it's just alcohol getting to my head. "Fine, but you better buy a dog or something."

Zoro quickly put his head in my lap and begun snoring, I looked around and saw that everyone was watching our little display, I felt my cheeks redden more. "What?"

A small laughter came out of Luffy's mouth. "You know, you two should just move in together…"

Everyone at the table started laughing and I felt snickering from my lap. "You shithead moss brain, what are laughing for!" I pushed his head off my lap and stood up. "That's it! I'm going home!"

Sanji stormed out the door and Zoro stood up from the ground snickering, he winked to the rest of the gang and rushed out after the blonde with wine. "Pillow!"

Everyone at the table started laughing even harder. "Oh it's so fun to watch Sanji get teased by Zoro!" Nami said through the laughter.

Usopp nodded. "And how he gived in into being a pillow every time!"

That earned more laughter from the crew and everyone started to wonder what so cute Sanji finds in those eyes.

A.N. I hope I did it good enough MerryAnchor16! Everyone is welcome to leave requests about what kind of drunk Zoro could be! :} See you! (h.h)J