The Notebook The Freak and The Suicidal Orphan
Heeeeeyyy. Long time no see! Sorry aout that. Had exams. It's finally over, though! So I guess uploads will be faster. No promises, though :P
As for my other One Piece fic readers, I'm going to upload tonight...I think.
2. Fuck. Now he's officially my brother.
Dear Diary! It's me, Luffy! I really had a big day today! I have left Dadan and the others. I have moved near the city! Yay!
Guess what?! I ended up living with this guy named Ace. He's a really rude and angry looking guy. He doesn't seem to like me at all. I didn't do anything, though. It's really mean. Anyways, I also ended up breaking his PS3 controllers and CDs. I just wanted to have a look at them and he got so angry! So mean.
Apparently, I'm gonna go to Ace's school! That's kinda nice. I hope there are interesting guys there. My old school was seriously boring. Everyone got so frightened when they realized I can stretch. Speaking of that, I ended up telling Ace about my gum gum powers! I know, I know~ It's not really a special 'power' but I just like to call it that way. Sounds way cooler! Gum gum! Ace seemed a little surprised. Well, I guess he's never seen anything like me. I'm a rare specie, you know! Lolz!
Oh! And one more thing! I think he keeps a diary as well! When I was in his room, there was this black notebook on his table. It was kinda similar to mine. Except that mine's red. When I tried to look at it, he panicked and all! So I am certain that it was his private diary. I'm so gonna try to find it. Wonder how much he's written on it? Hopes there's also something about me…
Anyways, since it's only us two know, I'm gonna be nice and be friends with Ace! I'm really excited now! That diary of his, too! I shall be the first one to look at it!
"Aaaaaacccceeee~! Wake up!"
"Mm….So heavy…" Ace opened his eyes and…"What. The. Fuck." The first thing he saw was not the celling but Luffy's happy eyes only inches away from his own.
"Rise and shine!" beamed Luffy. Ace's face immediately scrunched up. He reached behind and grabbed his pillow.
"Get the fuck off me!" he jammed the pillow straight into his 'attacker'.
"Umph!" Luffy dropped off, "What was that for?!" he yelled.
"What the hell were you doing?!" Ace shouted back, pushing himself up.
"Waking you up?"
"Do you even know what time it is?!"
"6.30 am?" Luffy answered innocently. Ace let his torso drop onto the soft bed once more. He moaned.
"It's freak'n Sunday…Give me a break…"
"I'm hungry."
"Can't you make your own meal?!"snapped Ace, extremely annoyed that his sleep had been interrupted.
"No, not really."
"What can you do?"
"I can eat."
Damn. He's the real deal.
Dear…dear…dear…Shit. Why am I even continuing this? This is soooo lame. Why do I need a 'Dear Diary'? I guess some people have weird tastes (unlike me) and that includes Marco. Pineapples were never my favorite fruit anyway. They taste funny. Like Marco.
Since my last entry, I've been cooking meals for two. This Luffy eats a lot. He might even surpass me. What a shameless free loader. Well…it's not like I pay for the ingredients but…still.
As for Luffy, he is annoying, idiotic, annoying, annoying, stupid, annoying, rubbery, a pain in the ass and lastly, annoying. That kid can't stay still for even a minute! He bothers me 24/7. This damn notebook was almost read by him! He's still trying, so I'm going to have to hide this thing in a different place every night. Yeah, it's only been- what, 37 hours?- since our first encounter and I've already figured what type of guy he is. Doesn't take a genius. I doubt there's anything else to know about him other than he's a dumbass.
Oh yeah, I noticed how he carries his straw hat around with him everywhere he goes. Does he even wash that thing? It's due to stink sooner or later. How do you wash them anyway? Great. Now I got something else to Google search other than 100 awesome ways to die. Speaking of that, I have made little progress on deciding how I'll die. There are just too many ways to choose from, you know? From poisoning to blood loss. There were some pretty strange ways of dying as well. Like in this village somewhere in the mountains, they tie themselves to a rock and let the birds devour their body whole. Apparently, it's got something to do with their religion. So I guess that's out of the question.
It is currently 1 o'clock am, Monday. The pest is fast asleep, thankfully. I just can't stand him. Curse the O Great Hero Garp for bringing him. 'Hero' my ass. I don't get why Thatch wants to meet him so badly. Maybe it's because he hasn't met him in person yet. Jeez, I bet he'll be asking annoying questions at school. I'm still not sure whether I should tell them about Luffy. Thatch and Luffy …no. That's not happening. Worst combination ever.
Man…I don't wanna go to school…
Shit. Shit. Shit. He was late, all because of the dumb freak. Now Ace's Home Group teacher, who extremely disliked lateness, was sure to kill him.
"Acccceee! Wait up a bit!" yelled Luffy from a few meters behind Ace. That kid really didn't know how to read someone's mood.
"Shut the fuck up! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be running!" Swearing was not an option. Then again, it didn't really have any effect to stop the whining.
"What? Why is it my fault?"
"What kind of idiot jumps into a lake to eat the ducks when he can't swim? Thanks to you, we're both late and soaking wet!"
So here's what happened. Ace, not wanting to be late (his teacher was scary), left the house a little early along with Luffy. On the way to school, they passed a lake with several ducks swimming in it. Luffy got hungry despite eating breakfast and flung himself towards the middle of the lake. He missed them all, of course, and fell straight into the water. It took Ace a few seconds of waiting to realize the pest couldn't swim. Then…yeah. You get the story.
"I hate being wet," spat Ace.
"So do I."
"You shut it."
Unfortunately, they did end up getting late. When they entered the school gates, the area was dead silent due to everyone in class. Ace cursed. Getting detention or doing extra cleaning for being late was not his forte. Luffy, on the other hand, was oblivious to the situation he was in.
"This is a big school! I like it!" he declared, walking around, not knowing where to head off to. Ace whipped around and sent the other a death glare. A real death glare.
"You're late for your first day of school."
"So?"
"…Fuck." Were they even speaking the same language in the first place? He wasn't quite sure. He pointed to the direction of the school office.
"The school office's over there. Now fuck off."
"Okay!"
Ace couldn't help but stare at his freeloader running off without another word. Like, how can someone answer so…so…happily like that when he was told to fuck off? That's just…retarded.
"What a freak…" Ace muttered before sprinting towards his classroom.
Ace mentally cursed when he saw class had already started. It was English with his home group teacher, Mr Whitebeard who was currently busily writing stuff on the board. Yeah, his home group teacher was also one of few people he actually liked. Unlike his enormous build and overwhelming aura, he was a man with a warm heart. Apparently, he was good(?) friends with the Terror King, so that was kinda surprising for Ace. It was shocking to know how his dad actually had a friend in the first place. Well…that's kind of off the topic, though.
Ace tired to sneak in. Tried to.
"Well, well~ Ace. What makes you so late?"
Damn him. Ace could never go unnoticed by Whitebeard. No one could. Not when the big man had a sixth sense.
"Um,,,I can explain, Pops." One more thing, he wanted every one of his students to call him Pops.
"No need," he said, still not taking his eyes off the board, "I'm guessing you wanted to have a morning swim in your uniform. That's completely normal so no worries."
Ace sent glares at every single student who giggled, including his two closest friends. What, does the giant have another eye on his back or something?
"No, that's not really the case. There was this kid drowning in the lake so I-"
"Oh~so little Ace simply wanted to be the hero of the day~ How sweet~!" cut in Thatch. Riiiight. That calls for double suicide. He'll be sure to take his so what called 'friend' with him when he dies.
"No, not really, but I just couldn't let him die or anything so…" He watched Whitebeard finally turn around and face him. Really, that moustache. It's amazing.
"I see. Then the next question," said Whitebeard, "I heard you have a new brother."
"You have a brother?" called out Thatch. Marco was silently giving him surprised glances.
"Um…no?" Now what was that about?
"I heard from your grandfather that your brother is starting school from today." Ace felt a shiver go down his spine. No…no…no! He couldn't mean Luffy.
"Oh, no. Pops! He's just a freeloader! Not my brother!"
"Since Garp asked me to keep an eye on him, I shall comply with his wishes. Marco?" he called out.
"Yeah?"
"Ace's little brother is in Mr. Jinbei's class. Drop in to say hi sometime."
"Sure thing," Marco answered coolly. Beside him, Thatch was literally bouncing up and down in excitement.
"I'll join!"
"Why not," said Whitebeard with a rather triumphant yet evil grin. Ace felt dread.
Ah…he should have known better not to be late for his teacher's class.
Dear Diary. I'm baaaaack! Did you miss me? Hope you did!
Sooooo, I had my first day of school. I ended up pissing Ace off because I jumped into a random lake to catch some ducks. Man, they were quick! Ace came to save me from drowning, though. I bet he's pretty nice, even though he doesn't show it.
We ended up late. Ace yelled at me. Oh well. My Home Group teacher was named…uh…Jinbi? Can't remember it. That's not the point, though. He was bbiiiggg! Like 3 meters or something! I wonder if I'll be able to grow that tall.
My classmates were pretty funny! There was this guy named Zoro. He's real serious. And he had three swords with him. Now that's cool! There was Nami, who was nice to me at first but suddenly became hostile. Dunno what her problem is. Usopp was hilarious! He kept on making jokes and lies. Sanji had a weird eyebrow and kept on arguing with Zoro. They ended up fighting but this teacher named Mihawk. I think he was the math teacher or something. He was scary.
I also met Ace's two friends, Thatch and Marco! They had really weird hairstyles! Thatch seemed extremely easy going and Marco looked pretty tired. But I liked both of them! Too bad a really angry Ace dragged them away. They left so quickly, I didn't even have a chance to say hi to Ace.
It's getting late, so better sleep now. No progress with the Ace's Diary Search! But I'm not gonna give up!... I heard Ace murmuring something about hanging himself in the bathroom a few hours ago. I might have misheard but...I don't know. I hope he didn't really mean it. We live together, but I hardly know anything about him! It's pretty depressing.
…After all, I don't want to be alone again.
Okay. I think it has too many breaks but if I get rid of them it would be confusing so I'm done. Yay. Review plz :)
