A/N: Sorry for taking so long! I'd give you excuses, but it pretty much boils down to me being lazy ^_^; Gomen nasai!

Disclaimer: I don't own Deathnote, or The Mouse That Roared. I do however own the many evil plushies that have taken over my room, and are forcing me to write this. Meep! Don't hurt me!

So here it is.... Scene 2!

Casting:

Count Mountjoy: Mello

Mr. Benter: Near

The Duchess Gloriana: Misa

Tully: Matsuda

Page: Fangirl (there will be many....)

* It's the throne room of Grand Fenwick. There's a throne (duh), and two chairs, as well as a table with pomegranites.

*Mountjoy and Benter*

Mountjoy: I hate having to threat you like an equal, Benter. I'm a count, and you're just descended from a baker.

Benter: (monotone) You're forgetting that he helped storm this very castle.....

Mountjoy: 0_o... you're creepy.

Page: The duchess Gloriana the 12th. All stand.

*Gloriana enters*

Gloriana: You can sit down now.

*they sit*

Gloriana: Now, Misa-Misa wants you to get more money for Fewnick. (A/N: No, that wasn't a typo. Misa is not very smart.)

Watari: CUT! Miss Amane, you're a duchess, not "Misa-Misa"

Gloriana: Sorry.... But I wanna be Misa-Misa!

Watari: I don't care. You're the duchess.... Unless you'd rather have TAKADA play Gloriana.....

Gloriana: NO!

They start from Gloriana entering.

Gloriana: Sit down. This parliment must solve the financial problems, or else I won't get any pomegranites, we'll have to devalue our money, and cancel all benefits.

Mountjoy: Never!

Gloriana: Well, do you have a suggestion?

Mountjoy: Er.... We say we're threatened by communists so that America will give us money!

Gloriana: Yay! Misa-Misa loves your plan! ^_^

Watari: Misa, what did I tell you before?

RE-DO

Gloriana: What if the communists take over?

Mountjoy: That's why I chose that idiot Tully Bascom to lead the party. He'd never succeed!

* Tully enters*

Mounjoy: Can you be a communist? We're fine with it, as long as you don't take my chocolate....

Tully: Umm, I'd rather not, they seem mean!

Benter: That was a most incompetent plan Count.

Mountjoy: Shut up, you girly, Barbie playing freak!

Watari: Mello, I confiscated his Barbies, now stop making fun of him....

RE-DO!

Benter: That was an incompetent plan Count. Even Tully could have done better.

Tully: What's the problem?

Benter: We are going bankrupt, due to a company in California that is imitating our wine, and selling it at half the price.

Tully: Declare war on them! The good guys always win!

Gloriana: Tully, go away.

*Tully leaves*

Gloriana: That was actually a good idea. America will always rehabilitate any losing country, and there's no doubt that we'ed lose.

Benter: That is good logic, Gloriana-sama.

Gloriana: Thank you. I'll go write a declaration of war. Come help me. How do you spell "war?"

*They leave*

CURTAINS

Watari: Well, it could have been worse.... somehow.....

Coming up next in scene 3! Why is the declaration not taken seriously? It sounds like crack, that's why! Will be posted as soon as the author stops beeing so darn lazy!