REJOICE!For I have produced a chapter with in a reasonable span of the previous! (Don't get to excited we all know I suck and probably won't maintain this. Unless I set some deadlines)

I'm pretty excited about this story. And my wonderful beta The Unlucky Kat is so beautiful for taking on the rigorous job^_^

Er and to answer the guest review Nu there is not fem Sasuke. However! (and I should have done this in the first chapter) this will be bits of torment, blood, gore, medical stuff, yaoi, and a tiddly bit of incest. Please don't bash it. If you don't like it please walk away from the story. BUT~! If you can chill with it please enjoy!:D You're reviews and words of constructive wisdom mean the world to me!

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"Well that's that isn't it." Rubble surrounded them. The dust was still settling from the catastrophic battle the land beneath had just witnessed. Rain drenched the spectators seated atop a rock form overlooking what was moments before an entirely intact the Uchiha hideout.

"I can't believe Itachi died!" Zetsu remarked genuinely surprised.

"We were so sure he would win." He replied. Obito smirked under his mask glancing behind him at the fourth observer.

"Retrieve the body and Sasuke." Obito ordered. He jumped down to a lower ledge. "Bring them back to the hi-" he was cut off by a forceful rush of air that would have knocked him off balance had he not been anticipating it since the moment Itachi's steps began to falter. His eye followed the something to see Uchiha Chi bound from one piece of devastation to another. His smirk widened. "Bring them to the hideout. I have some trash to deal with." He finished then disappeared into his vortex.

Chi could feel her heart against her ribs. She felt the surge of blood and the panic flood every inch of her being. She pushed away the impending trepidation that threatened to take over her thoughts about her abilities as a medic. Breathing deeply chi steadied herself gritting her teeth in determination.

Zetsu follower after her. She could hear them murmuring to each other about her desperation. She didn't care, all she knew was she had under seven minutes to save her world. As she neared her right hand flared with green chakra. She refused to look into Itachi's inert eyes. Instead she focused on her attention to the rest of his cooling body. Cutting open his shirt, Chi placed a glowing hand over Itachi's heart. She pushed the chakra through his tissue until she felt it incase the still muscle.

"Even if you bring him back won't he still be sick?" the White half asked while they stooped to swing Sasuke's unconscious form over the black half's shoulder.

"I have eyes to replace his." Chi retorted growling under her breath. This was taking too long. Keeping her right hand down on Itachi's heart, she formed a half ram seal with her left hand.

"What are you doing now?" Zetsu asked.

"Shock him." The black half replied watching Chi's left hand crackle in glove or electricity.

"Let's hope that lightning behind us doesn't get any closer." Chi frowned rapidly switching hands. His clampy flesh let out a sibilant noise as she pressed her fingers against it.

"Come on, Itachi! Damnit you wake the hell up!" She yelled pushing a harsher charge into his chest. She pressed her still glowing right hand back down.

Thump.

Thump.

A gasp slipped out from Chi's pale lips. She had done it! His heart pulsated weakly against her chakra.

'You're not going anywhere, niisan.' whipping her head to grin at Zetsu. "Make two clones!" she ordered standing quickly. "Hurry!" she practically yelled at the shocked plant man. She let out a little watery laugh smiling back down at her brothers.

"Who does she think she is?" Zetsu muttered putting Sasuke back down to produce two white Zetsus. Chi, meanwhile, had removed a large canvas square off her hip.

"I know I am the only living female descendant of your creator." She smirked unfolding the square until it was a full sized stretcher. Zetsu's eyes narrowed at the young kunoichi for a moment before sighing like a defeated child. "Quickly now! Move him gently here. I've bought enough time for him to make a full recovery." Zetsu noted the sheer excitement that now laced the Uchiha's words. In fact said excitement could be seen in her very demeanor. Chi felt her panic turn to pure adrenaline. Oh God he was almost back! She would not lose him. Not today. Taking a step back she watched with careful eyes as the Zetsus shifted Itachi's fragile body onto the stretch before turning her attention to Sasuke. Her experience as a field medic told her he was not in a critical condition which was a testament in itself to Sasuke's growing strength considering his opponent. 'I just hope all that power does not corrupt you any more then it has.' she silently chastised herself for not remembering a second stretcher. Zetsu picked up each brother.

"What do you mean you have eyes for him Chi-chan?" The white Zetsu inquired. They ran at an intense pace deeper into the surrounding forest.

"Mmm well I have a pair right here." She tapped her own eyes. "I'm giving him mine." They kept up the speed until they reached a sheer cliff face. Zetsu gave her a perplexed look. After a little over a mile of moving Chi finally knelt down to a small bush and channeled chakra in an inconspicuous rock.

"But then you can't see! Doesn't Madara-sama keep you around for your medical skills? How would that work?" The rocks face opened revealing a massive tunnel leading deep into the mountain. Chi rolled her eye sharing a look with the black half of the genetic creating.

"She can still be a doctor without her sight." He grumbled shifting his hold on the teenager that was slung over his shoulder.

"Not a very good one." the white half snorted as the group of four plus the two incapacitated entered the tunnel. The door sealed up almost immediately leaving no trace of it's existence outside.

"Take Sasuke to the interrogation cave." She instructed walking into the pitch dark to of the path lighting torches along the walls that casted eerie shadows on the rock's surface. "And you two: carry Itachi to my lab." she called back disappearing into and unseen opening. The Zetsu's shared a look. They were starting to get the feel that Madara's bossyness was hereditary. The Zetsu with Sasuke veered left while the ones with Itachi followed after the female Uchiha.

Chi flicked the electric lights of her makeshift laboratory on grabbing her white coat off the hook nearest to the door. She watched Zetsu place Itachi down on the silver examination table at the center of the cavernous room. She smiled down at her husband. His breathing was still labored and he generally looked like a pile of shit. But he was a living pile of shit none the less.

"Chi, you still haven't answered my question." Zetsu started breaking the silent moment the medic was having. She had almost forgotten he was there.

"My eyes?" she confirmed, tying her thigh length hair into a tight bun. She looked up to see Zetsu nod. "It has to do with my genetics. Seems Madara-jii is quite the geneticist isn't he." She walked across the room to a set of shelves carved into the wall pulling down a jar filled with a clear liquid. "My blood has been modified." she turned just in time to see the white plant blanch to a paler white. "Hn, yes well that modification allows for me to regenerate a select few major organs should they be removed or destroyed." Chi explained in a monotone moving through the room gathering things she needed before approaching her husband's body.

"Oh! So your eyeballs with just grow back!" Chi nodded, "But..Won't it be hard to finish the operation with both your eyes removed?" Chi felt her heart rate spike. Of course she had thought about this. She would have to wait until Obito returned to start the operation. She felt apprehensive suddenly about having him near her beloved's precious eyes.

"Yeah." She whispered then cleared her throat. "Yes, that's why Obito-san is doing it." It always sent a jolt distrust through Zetsu when she spoke Tobi's true name. The doctor was too busy setting up Itachi's IV to notice the slight narrowing of the other ninja's eyes. One of the clones dispelled leaving the other to find a chair by himself near the door for the lab.

'He'll need a transfusion soon.' Chi thought walking over to a small freezer tucked into a corner. Chi could not suppress the giddy sensation that was building in her chest again. The very prospect of finally being able to flush Itachi's blood of all the damage the Mangekyo cause made her see this whole ordeal in a new light. The older Uchiha had the stereotypical stubbornness most shinobi did when it came to their impairments. She pulled three of Itachi's own blood out to thaw. Next Chi rolled a large white machine over to Itachi's unmoving form.

"Is that one of the machines you stole from Orochimaru?" Zetsu questioned.

"Yup. I am going to hook it to Ita-nii's IV." she tapped the empty bag hanging from the metal IV stand with tube that lead to the man and another that lead to the machine. "It will cycle his blood, clean it then bring it back to his body." Chi clarified the function of the stolen machine. Why Orochimaru had such a contraption was beyond her and she was not going to linger on the thought for too long because most things involving the snake was unpleasant to say the least. Chi hooked the machine to Itachi's IV then feed another tube to his other hand sinking another needle deep into the pale flesh.

"That sounds...complicated."

"It is." Chi deadpanned moving to the counter where she had left the other Uchiha's blood. She hated the idea of having to stick Itachi with any more needles as she prepare for the transfusion he would probably need later. However, it was a miniscule price to pay for live, she figured.

"Zetsu...," Chi flicked the machine on letting the lengthy blood cleansing process begin. "Take me to Sasuke. I will bandage him up before Madara returns." Zetsu stood staring at the many blinking and beeping machines attached to the previously dead Uchiha.

"Hai, Chi-chan." He sang stepping into the corridor leaving the young kunoichi along with her beloved.

"I win koibito. I brought you back. Destiny can bend for me just this once." She smiled triumphantly joining Zetsu in the dim hallway her heart rate slowly ebbing to a regular beat. Zetsu caught the half concealed expression of almost smugness present on the girl's face. He wondered how all of this would affect his masters' plans .