Title: Assemble, YU-Tagonists!

Summary: In which Division Leader Kaiba is not happy. More secret agent AU.


His long white coat swishing irritably behind him, Seto Kaiba stalked into the main monitoring room of the Intelligence division. Steely blue eyes swept across the room, scanning the agents sitting at the holographic displays with a displeased expression on his face.

"Where is Stardust?" he demanded of the baffled agents, who only blinked owlishly at him.

"Sir," one of the computer geeks spoke up hesitantly, "Have you checked the Engineering department?"

Kaiba levelled a withering stare at the speaker who immediately shrunk back. "Yes," he sneered. "Of course I checked the Engineering department. And the labs. And the fucking nursery. Where. Is. He?"

"What is it that you need him for?" A black-haired mousy-looking girl spoke up surprisingly boldly, pushing up her thick, coke-bottle glasses.

Kaiba opened his mouth to insult her, but something about her appearance stayed his tongue. He couldn't quite figure out what it was, though. "I need a man to hack into something on a Priority One field mission. It's a two-man job and Stardust is the only one of you geeks that I can stand for more than five minutes since he actually knows how to keep his mouth shut."

"Well…" said the girl, tapping her chin pensively. "How about Bruno? He usually works as Yusei's partner. You probably won't find many more available agents with that particular skillset."

At her words, a blue-haired man started and swivelled around on his chair, jaw dropping and pointing at his face. "M-Me?" he asked, "On a field mission?!"

Kaiba's eyes raked across the spineless looking man and his workstation, noting his dishevelled appearance and the number of discarded ramen cups lying haphazardly around. He frowned deeply as if having swallowed a lemon. "Fine," he spat, turning on his heels, not bothering to watch as the man scrambled to follow. "Hurry up!"