July 23, 2286
North American Union, Washington D.C.
The House of North, Meeting Room
North American Union and Mexico (Who was by now, more of a culture than a country.) sat across from each other on the pinewood table. The room was flooded in sounds of North and Mexico eating ravenously. This was much to the dismay of the other occupants in the room, Sealand and New Switzerland.
When the North and his territory finally stopped eating, North asked Mexico to leave them.
"You know I must escucho a tú (listen to you.). Pero, that doesn't mean I agree with all your decisions." Mexico said to North as she left the room.
After Mexico left, North turned to his guests and asked the question on all of their minds. "Where the hell's Poland?"
Both of the other nations shrugged. "I'm not quite sure, my good chap." Sealand replied. "But he passed by my house before I left for the meeting. He said something about a surprise. Probably just another damn pony."
Switz frowned. "I don't know vhat he might be doing, but if he doesn't arrive soon I vill empty five rounds into his stomach."
Both North and Sealand glanced nervously at Switz. "Vhat?" Switz said as he noticed their glances. "I only vhish to give him a better concept of promptness."
"Anyways," North said, changing the subject. "I'd like to discuss some troubling Intel I've received. Around 5 A.M. on July 22nd, Xernid increased her military activity on the Xernidian-Polish border. What she might have planned, I don't know. But I believe…"
"Hey, homeys." a voice with a polish accent yelled from outside the window. "Check it. Guess who brought the cavalry."
North looked out his window, swore, and slammed his head into the wall
Outside North's window was ponies. Ponies that stretched out, as far as the eye could see.
Historical Interlude 1: The American-Liechtensteinerin Alliance
January 29, 2026 A.D.
Liechtenstein
Liechtenstein (Who will be called Lily, for the sake of the author's sanity.) trudged weakly down the dirty streets of her nation. Ever since the death of Switzerland, 'Big bruder.' Lily thought, as the tears and grief returned, her nation had sunk slowly into debt. I didn't help that the Austrian Empire had cut her off from most land trade routes.
As she continued to trudge down the street, she suddenly heard a voice call her name.
"Hey, Liechtenstein!" America called out, as he extended a hand to her. "Why don't you come to live with me. After all, since I'm the hero, it wouldn't be right to leave a lovely young lady to freeze out here."
Lily smiled graciously in return as tears swelled in her eyes. " Thank you, America. Just like big bruder Switzerland used to help…" then she collapsed in exhaustion, to be caught by America. "Don't worry." he whispered to his soon-to be wife. "I'll take care of you."
Now, back to the present…future…whatever.
"Poland, you are officially a moron." North said to Poland, who was now sitting in one of North's armchairs.
"Why are you hating on me, homey?" Poland responded. "All our enemies' bullets will fire right over us. Check it, I even got us a great deal on five million saddles."
"Poland, there are only three million ponies." Sealand pointed out.
"So, we might capture some of the enemies' ponies. What would we do then, homey." Poland said as he crossed his arms.
All three of the other countries face-palmed.
Dear Fangirls,
Forgive me, but there will be no Yaoi in this story. That said, this chapter wasn't revised at all. So if it sucks, that's why. Also forgive the shortness, for this chapter was just a random plot bunny that struck me.
DEATH TO PLOT BUNNIES!,
TROTM
