"You know what I don't like?" Piplup asked Pikachu as they were on the top of the Prism Tower, overlooking the entire Kalos Region from within Lumiose City.
Pikachu, who was sucking on a bottle of ketchup, turned his head to Piplup. "What is it that you don't like, mah boi?"
"This entire region. It's too easy. Too dipped in nostalgia. Too goddamn linear for me." Piplup remarked as he moved his flippers about. "That, and all of the Pokemon here not only suck in design and battle, but there's so few of them, too!"
Pikachu shrugged as he kept on sucking up his ketchup bottles. "That's what happens when you pander to idiots..."
Piplup sighed as he placed his flippers on his face, only for the wind to push him off of the Prism Tower as he landed on the concrete below, cracking all of his bones. Pikachu noticed as several foreign Lumineon nurses gathered around the greatly injured Piplup, shrugging as he didn't bother to be involved in helping out his best friend.
