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"It's time. Finally time!" Alice whispered maniacally to her brother, Emmett, who was sitting across from her on the Cullen's outside patio.
"Alice, you know you're insane, right?"
"Oh dear, dear brother. Insanity is not a word I would use in this situation. Romantic genius is much more fitting. When I'm through, Bella and Edward won't know what hit them. They probably won't even realize it was me all along. At their wedding, we'll know the true mastermind behind it all."
"Alice." Emmett looked at his sister warily, "They hate each other. The odds of them getting married are one in a million."
"Well, since we all know you watch Hannah Montana, I'm not going to lecture you about how one in a million happens more often then we'd like to think."
"What are you talking about? Oh...wait I see. That was a good episode..."
"Emmett!" Alice snapped, "Focus! We have important things to discuss. Okay. We all know if Edward and Bella are left alone in this house he will eventually hurt her precious little feelings. Right?"
"Um..we do?" Emmett was getting more and more confused.
"Of course we do! I know everything. Anyways, once he hurts her pretty little heart, we'll strike with the ultimate payback. I can't reveal much more, even to you Emmett. But let me tell you, it's going to start the snowball of eternal happiness and love rolling so hard, not even Chuck Norris could stop it."
"I have no idea what you just said, but sounds like a plan. All I really want is for them to both be happy. For once."
"Sure, sure. Whatever you say." Alice smiled her thoughts racing a mile a minute, anticipating every move, planning her brother and her best friends love life out.
Emmett sighed and walked out the door leaving her to her thoughts.
The next morning Bella woke into complete silence. She got up from the almost-too-comfortable bed and a bright pink note fluttered to the ground.
Dear Bella,
The whole family (minus Edward) is out shopping and doing other things. We didn't want to wake you guys so enjoy your day to yourself (plus Edward).
xoxo
Alice
Bella sighed as she read Alice's note. A day alone with Edward? Years ago that would've been a dream come true. Now? Not so much. At all.
She trudged downstairs to make breakfast for the first time in her new home. To her surprise, Edward was standing in the kitchen already, eating a bowl of cereal in pajama pants and a t-shirt.
His face hardened as soon as he saw her standing there.
"Good morning, Edward." Bella said quietly, trying to keep some sort of peace.
However, he didn't even acknowledge her presence.
Bella was infuriated, he could at least say good morning.
"I said, Good Morning." She tried again.
"Okay clearly I don't want you here, so just stop. In fact! I don't want you anywhere near me. I'm not Edward 'Perfect' Cullen anymore! I've changed! MOVE ON!" He yelled at her, then turned to stalk back to his room, leaving his mess behind.
Hot, angry tears flooded Bella's eyes as she struggled not to bawl right there. She thought things might be different...she thought wrong. Very wrong.
She cleaned up his mess, not wanting Esme to have to, and ate her own breakfast in silent tears. A few minutes later she heard the front door slam and Edward's silver Volvo speed away. Alone at last.
The family came home a few hours later, and Alice walked into her room to find Bella still sobbing into her designer pillow cases.
"Bella!" exclaimed Alice, pretending to be surprised. "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Bella sniffed, "Edward."
"Don't let him get to you Bella! He's not worth it. You're better than this!"
"I know, I know. I just wished.." she sighed.
"I bet I could help you get him back." Alice suggested subtly.
"No, Alice I don't want to play those games."
"You think he's not playing them just as hard? You think he didn't know exactly what to say to hurt you? You need to get him back. I can help."
"Maybe you're right Alice." Bella sighed, "I just wouldn't even know where to start."
"Well," Alice smirked, "I think I might have an idea."
The rest of the day was spent in preparation for Edward's return. Their genius plan would work perfectly, hopefully.
Alice sent Carlisle and Esme out on a romantic dinner, and Emmett was in his room for the night. It would just be Bella and Edward when it mattered most.
The sound of the Volvo roared up to the house as Bella checked herself in the mirror one last time.
She was wearing a low cut tank top with a barely there mini skirt and huge stiletto heals. Her makeup was dark and mysterious, accompanied by her long hair cascading down her back in perfectly styled waves. Alice had certainly done her part.
Bella walked shakily downstairs, still unsure whether what she was doing was right or fair to Edward.
Then she remembered how much she had hurt that morning, and she stood confidently in the living room waiting for their plan to be put into action.
Edward flew in the door, angrily slamming it behind him. Then he saw Bella, and he froze in his tracks.
"Edward!" Bella cried, strutting over to where he was standing.
"B-Bella." He stuttered, taking in her appearance.
"You like?" Bella grabbed his belt loops and pulled him close to her.
He swallowed hard.
"I like you a lot Edward, do you like me?" She pouted her lower lip a bit.
He cleared his throat.
She moved her lips up to his freezing just before the touched. He tried to move in to kiss her but she grabbed his face in her hands quickly.
"Edward?"
"Yeah?" He questioned nervously.
Bella pulled back and slapped him across the face.
"That's for this morning."
With that she turned and charged out of the room, satisfied having vindicated her early hurt with his pain now.
Meanwhile, Alice was watching them in Emmett's room with her hidden cameras.
"Oh Emmett! This is perfect! Everything is going according to plan." She grinned and jumped up and down in excitement."
"She just slapped him across the face, that doesn't look like progress to me." Emmett stated, utterly confused.
Alice just sighed and rolled her eyes, "You'll understand one day." She said before walking out of the room to start Part 2 of the plan.
