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Monkeyman215: Well, if it isn't my favourite internet girl How are you, babe?

BeautyQueen016: Just hanging back at my place with my sister.

Monkeyman215: Please tell me that you two are twins!

BeautyQueen016: Lmfao! Sorry, buddy.

Monkeyman215: Oh well…are you two close, at least?

BeautyQueen016: We're pretty close, I guess. I don't know.

Monkeyman215: Is she aware of the fact that her big sister is talking to a stranger?

BeautyQueen016: HELL NO! My mom would freak if she knew I had this account! She would think I was talking to a rapist!

BeautyQueen016: …Are you a rapist?

Monkeyman215: Na, you can trust me.

BeautyQueen016: But we haven't even met :P

Monkeyman215: Ok…how about this: I promise that I'm not a rapist, if you promise me that you aren't a dude! :P

BeautyQueen016: Lmfao! Would it be so bad if I was? ;p

Monkeyman215: I'm not into that sort of thing…sorry, babe :P

BeautyQueen016: Don't worry, I'm 150% girl.

Monkeyman215: I would like some proof of that :P

BeautyQueen016: Sorry, buddy…no photo for you :P

BeautyQueen016: Yet….

Monkeyman215: Ah, so there's hope for the monkeyman? :P

BeautyQueen016: Perhaps ;)

BeautyQueen016: I just want to get to know you first.

BeautyQueen016: For starters, what's your real name?

BeautyQueen016: I am not giving a photo of myself to some guy who calls himself monkeyman.

BeautyQueen016: What made you pick "monkeyman215" anyways?

BeautyQueen016: And how old are you?

Monkeyman215: Lmfao! Give me time to answer a few.

BeautyQueen016: Lol…alright. I'm done.

Monkeyman215: Alright, well my real name is Jake…

Monkeyman215: I'm fifteen, but a lot closer to sixteen. I also look a lot older than I really am.

Monkeyman215: I like Planet of the Apes…that's where monkeyman comes from.

Monkeyman215: I want to know about you as well. Same questions. Go.

BeautyQueen016: My name is Melissa, I just turned sixteen.

Monkeyman215: Ah, so you really must be a Beauty Queen then :P

BeautyQueen016: Oh yes, most definitely. :P

Monkeyman215: Alright. How tall are you?

BeautyQueen016: I'm around 5'7 or 5'8. Hbu?

Monkeyman215: I'm a whopping 6'0 :P

BeautyQueen016: :o You're tall and you work out? I must see a picture of you!

Monkeyman215: Lol…You first, babe.

BeautyQueen016: Do you have any siblings?

Monkeyman215: Na…It's just me and my dad.

BeautyQueen016: Oh…

BeautyQueen016: What happened to your mom?

BeautyQueen016: If you don't mind me asking…you don't have to answer if you're uncomfortable.

Monkeyman215: No, it's fine. My mother left…it's complicated. I don't see her often.

BeautyQueen016: That sucks, Jake (N) I'm sorry.

Monkeyman215: Hey, babe, it's no big deal. (Y) I got you :P

BeautyQueen016: Babe…I got you Babe (8)

Monkeyman215: Oh my Lord! :P

BeautyQueen016: What, you aren't a Sonny and Cher fan? :P

Monkeyman215: I'm a hip hop kind of guy. :P

BeautyQueen016: Too bad. I'm a rock 'n' roll girl. :P

Monkeyman215: Did I say hip hop? I meant rock :P

BeautyQueen016: Mhmm…

BeautyQueen016: So…how are you with the lady folk?

Monkeyman215: I do alright, I guess.

BeautyQueen016: What, a big stud like you isn't beating the girls off with a stick? :P

Monkeyman215: :P Don't worry, I am.

Monkeyman215: I'm just trying to find somebody real.

BeautyQueen016: Same goes for me.

Monkeyman215: You're man still not pleasing you?

BeautyQueen016: He just won't make a move!

BeautyQueen016: Don't you guys know that us girls have needs? :P

Monkeyman215: Hey, just give me your address, and I'll please you until you beg me to stop. :P

BeautyQueen016: I don't know. I'm a hard girl to please. :P

BeautyQueen016: Ugh. Speaking of hard to please; the "boyfriend" is calling. I have to go (N) Chat with you in a bit?

Monkeyman215: Of course. It's not like I have to save the world or anything…