WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON DAY SIX

ROXAS sits; obviously talking on the phone (Maybe twirling his hair?)

ROXAS: NO, I can't come and sit on the Clock tower today, I'm in the middle of my Identity Crisis and I just feel like angsting right now…

Pauses for Answer

ROXAS: Yeah…uhuh….Ew God No! I will not watch gay sex with you….yeah…totally…talk to you later.

Hangs up phone.

NAMINE sits nearby

NAMINE: Who was that, Roxas?

ROXAS: Oh, just my mom.

NAMINE Shakes her head sadly

NAMINE: When will that woman learn?

ROXAS glances at NAMINE

ROXAS: Wait a second…

NAMINE Disappears

ROXAS sighs

ROXAS: Well, I can't vary well be Emo if no one's watching….to the back streets!

Batman theme plays

Hold up place card: Outside the Usual Spot

AXEL Appears

AXEL: Roxas! AXEL opens arms for hug

ROXAS: …Uh…Hedgehog! ROXAS closes in for hug, but AXEL pulls away

AXEL: Oh, Com'on Roxas! Don't you remember me?

ROXAS: ….Well…sure I do!

AXEL: Then what's my name?

ROXAS: (stuttering) Well…um…you see…Pulls out Game Cheat guide book

ROXAS: Axel! You're name is Axel! And right now…you only have like 345 Hp that can easily be defeated with an attack based maneuver.

AXEL: Well, Roxas I'm pleased, I always knew you were a good friend.

ROXAS: You're my best friend, right?

AXEL: (smirks) Oh, I'm more than that.

ROXAS: So we're like BFFs!

AXEL: Well…kinda…see…Roxas back in the Organization…well…let's just say I have a keyhole to unlock…

ROXAS jumps back

ROXAS: Ew… (mumbles: first mom, now you…)

AXEL: But you know, before I can whisk you away like the poor damsel in distress you are…I have to make sure you really remember.

ROXAS: Like what?

AXEL: well, there are a few simple questions.

A platform appears in front of ROXAS (similar to Jeopardy)

AXEL: So, what's our Boss' name?

ROXAS: (ponders for a moment) Um…Sonic?

AXEL hangs his head

AXEL: I knew it was too good to be true…not even my mind-blowing sex could bring you back now…

Winks in ROXAS' direction

ROXAS: Well, I'm gonna disappear from the entire game in a couple of hours…so why not?

BOTH clasp hands and skip off

I'm right, you needed that.