WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON DAY SIX
ROXAS sits; obviously talking on the phone (Maybe twirling his hair?)
ROXAS: NO, I can't come and sit on the Clock tower today, I'm in the middle of my Identity Crisis and I just feel like angsting right now…
Pauses for Answer
ROXAS: Yeah…uhuh….Ew God No! I will not watch gay sex with you….yeah…totally…talk to you later.
Hangs up phone.
NAMINE sits nearby
NAMINE: Who was that, Roxas?
ROXAS: Oh, just my mom.
NAMINE Shakes her head sadly
NAMINE: When will that woman learn?
ROXAS glances at NAMINE
ROXAS: Wait a second…
NAMINE Disappears
ROXAS sighs
ROXAS: Well, I can't vary well be Emo if no one's watching….to the back streets!
Batman theme plays
Hold up place card: Outside the Usual Spot
AXEL Appears
AXEL: Roxas! AXEL opens arms for hug
ROXAS: …Uh…Hedgehog! ROXAS closes in for hug, but AXEL pulls away
AXEL: Oh, Com'on Roxas! Don't you remember me?
ROXAS: ….Well…sure I do!
AXEL: Then what's my name?
ROXAS: (stuttering) Well…um…you see…Pulls out Game Cheat guide book
ROXAS: Axel! You're name is Axel! And right now…you only have like 345 Hp that can easily be defeated with an attack based maneuver.
AXEL: Well, Roxas I'm pleased, I always knew you were a good friend.
ROXAS: You're my best friend, right?
AXEL: (smirks) Oh, I'm more than that.
ROXAS: So we're like BFFs!
AXEL: Well…kinda…see…Roxas back in the Organization…well…let's just say I have a keyhole to unlock…
ROXAS jumps back
ROXAS: Ew… (mumbles: first mom, now you…)
AXEL: But you know, before I can whisk you away like the poor damsel in distress you are…I have to make sure you really remember.
ROXAS: Like what?
AXEL: well, there are a few simple questions.
A platform appears in front of ROXAS (similar to Jeopardy)
AXEL: So, what's our Boss' name?
ROXAS: (ponders for a moment) Um…Sonic?
AXEL hangs his head
AXEL: I knew it was too good to be true…not even my mind-blowing sex could bring you back now…
Winks in ROXAS' direction
ROXAS: Well, I'm gonna disappear from the entire game in a couple of hours…so why not?
BOTH clasp hands and skip off
I'm right, you needed that.
