So, you see, my name is not Masashi Kishimoto. I am a fan of the Naruto series, and I have no ownership.
After a long day spent tiresomely chasing after a cat, that quite frankly did not want to be caught, team seven disbanded for the night. First to separate from the group was Kakashi- due to being distracted by a particularly youthful-feeling Gai. Likewise, Sakura disjoined from the group do to a "Stupid Ino-pig" arriving to gloat on her team's recent mission completion. The final two members of the team walked together, in order to discuss Naruto's 'Fool-Proof plan'.
"Basically" began the said ninja, whilst pulling out a folded piece of paper from his orange pocket. "I written down this plan last night" Unfolding the paper, the ninja began to read aloud: "How to become a gangster: Step one: To be Gangster, you must Look Gangster" with a sense of pride, Naruto then Re-folded the paper, and placed it back into his pocket. "Naruto.. Y U NO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?" asked Sasuke, with a very befitting facial expression. Shaking his head, the blonde explained. "Sasuke, Sasuke...Sasgay. In order to be Gangster, you Must look Gangster. It's exactly the same with being a ninja. Believe it."
"Considering the fact that you're wearing orange, which by the way has connotations of attention seeking, I think it's worth skipping that step." replied Sasuke, finding it hard to even understand the logic behind the first 'step'. "This is my getup for anime protagonist. And I seem to be doing a damn good job considering the size of the Naruto franchise nowadays!" retorted Naruto, as he very casually broke the fourth wall. Naturally, Sasuke took this as a competition, and -close to raising his voice, might I add- Sasuke replied: "Protagonist or not, I still steal nearly all the storyline." Smirking, Naruto simply uttered "You're just worried that I will be far more gangsta than you."
within ten minutes, the two had obtained a change in scenery. Money at the ready, they decided it was time for a wardrobe upgrade. Of course, when one is suddenly given the task 'Look Gangster', one struggles to know exactly what to wear, so at first the two decided to individually inspect the store for possible ensembles. "But Really Sasuke, A butt-bow? Seriously? It's just not doing you any favors!" exclaimed Naruto, as he evaluated his 'comrades' outfit choice. "And that shirt... it's so lose, I feel inclined to say tits or GTFO. That is definitely not Gangsta." feeling slighty hurt by the critique, Sasuke immediately stated the downfalls in Naruto's choice of outfit. "You look exactly the same. Except where your jacket should be blue, is now black. You still do not look gangster." Both sighing, they opted for a second attempt.
This time, emerging from the changing rooms were two ninjas who looked like they had just arrived from a goldie lookin' chain music video. Both wearing shiny tracksuits, headache inducing jackets, and a lot of gold looking chains. "You know, I think we might have the wrong type of gangster.." said Naruto, examining the way his bottoms shined in the light. Sasuke said nothing, however in his head, he was planning the many, many things he would write about in his secret emo blog later that night.
For a third and hopefully final time, the ninjas appeared from the dressing room curtains. Sasuke was wearing a black suit, jacket open, as was the blue shirt underneath, revealing a blue vest top with the Uchiha clan symbol on (After all, he had no intentions of forgetting his main goal) where as Naruto had opted for another black suit, with an orange t shirt underneath- Orange worked for him, so he had no intentions on excluding it from his outfit. However, as gangster as the two looked, the price tags on the outfits did not. "Maybe if we had actually caught that cat" said Sasuke, looking almost disheartened. (You see he was practicing basic gangster behaviour and trying not to show emotions) "Mmm. Maybe we should come back for these when we have the money" Replied Naruto, regretting not using the 2-for-1 ramen coupon he had last night.
In the end, the two did decide to skip that step.
