Blathers


Blathers the owl, he spies on Amelia when she takes a shower.

"I most certainly do not!"

Blathers, he talks with a fake posh English accent.

"I originate from Brighton!"

Blathers, he does perverted things with his sister Celeste's telescope…

"I can see UR-anus!"

Blathers, he shops at Hot Topic.

"They do sell wonderful polyester bow-ties."

Blathers, he is an emo. And he stole Mitzi's make-up kit.

"Oh, can't I please just keep the eyeliner?"

Now you know Blathers; the perverted, English gentleman, telescope espionage, eyeliner-wearing emo!

"I loathe thee."

Blathers, he talks to himself, because nobody else will listen.

(Sniff) "I'm so alone…"