Blathers
Blathers the owl, he spies on Amelia when she takes a shower.
"I most certainly do not!"
Blathers, he talks with a fake posh English accent.
"I originate from Brighton!"
Blathers, he does perverted things with his sister Celeste's telescopeā¦
"I can see UR-anus!"
Blathers, he shops at Hot Topic.
"They do sell wonderful polyester bow-ties."
Blathers, he is an emo. And he stole Mitzi's make-up kit.
"Oh, can't I please just keep the eyeliner?"
Now you know Blathers; the perverted, English gentleman, telescope espionage, eyeliner-wearing emo!
"I loathe thee."
Blathers, he talks to himself, because nobody else will listen.
(Sniff) "I'm so aloneā¦"
