A/N Okay, I decided – with the help of all of you – to not make this a story. Each chapter will be on a new topic and completely random. That means I will

not be writing about Emmett at the circus. So sorry if that upsets you, but I figure it will just be funnier that way.

- Samantha -

Disclaimer: I sadly don't own anything.


BPOV

I was in Edward's room alone, because him and the rest of the Cullen's left to hunt except Alice. I was completely bored out of my mind. If boredom could kill, I

would have died twice already.

I looked at the clock on the bedside table.

I sighed heavily.

Only 30 more minutes. I thought.

I decided I could listen to the stereo to pass the time away.

I flipped to channel 94.5.

Oh my god. I thought.

"Alice, come quick!" I yelled.

"Yeah," she said as she barged into the room, about a second and a half later.

"Come here, listen," I said turning up the volume to full blast.

Dirty Little Secret, by The All-American Rejects was on. It was mine and Alice's current favorite song, well besides I Kissed a Girl, by Katy Perry.

We started swaying to the music. I got onto the bed followed by Alice and started to dance clumsily.

Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

I really started to get into the music. I closed my eyes and left all of my surroundings. I didn't even notice Alice, as she got off the bed.

Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
The way he feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't lie)
And all I've tried to hide
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out

I started jumping on the bed, and throwing my head all over the place.

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

Who has to know
Who has to know

The song ended, and I slowly started to get off the bed. I was really dizzy from the dance and shaking my head.

"OW!" I yelled, I was dizzier then I thought, because I thought I was still on the bed when I was actually one foot off, so when I took the second off, I fell head first

on the floor.

I quickly got up.

"I'm okay," I said breathlessly.

"Oh no," I gasped as I saw Edward in front of me with a huge smile on his face, as I stood op.

He was not alone either. Every other Cullen kid was behind him.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Emmett thundered, followed by Jasper, Rose, Alice, and him.

My cheeks turned tomato red.

"Alice, why didn't you tell me?" I asked pouting.

"Emmett …stopped …me," she answered in between her laughter fits.

"That's no excuse," I told her.

Edward spoke, after he settled down from laughing. He laughed so much without breathing; it would have killed a normal person.

"So, I'm your dirty little secret," he chuckled.

I got redder, if that was possible.

"Bella, at least he didn't come in when you kissed a girl," Alice laughed a joke only me, her, and Rose got. Edward's eyes just about popped out of his head, as did

Jasper's and Emmett's. Rose, Alice, and I started to laugh so hard. I had to grab my stomach because it hurt.

"W- What?" Edward asked shocked, it just made us laugh harder.


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-Samantha-