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Chapter Two: A Character Appears! Samantha's Arrival!

Skritch. Skritch. Mandy was sketching a scene of carnage as she stared at the now empty posters in Seikai's room. The other Naruto poster still had Naruto in a forest, with one of Lee's squirrels. It was peaceful, 'Elvenpath' was currently playing in her ears, and Naruto had just ran into the room and shut the door. Wait, what was that last part?

"You gotta hide me!"

"…What the hell are you doing in here?"

"I pissed off Sakura, and she's after me!"

"What else is new?" Mandy sighed and went back to her drawing. At least, that's what she was going to do.

"Is the wall supposed to do that?" Naruto asked, pointing to the space formerly occupied by the Naruto group wallscroll above Seikai's desk. Mandy looked up. The wall was, well different.

"What the hell?" She blinked as the texture began to change, stretching like taffy. Naruto went up to it, reached out his hand to touch it-just as Sakura slammed the door open and-

"OH MY GOD!" Sakura screamed as a hand emerged out of the wall and grabbed Naruto by the wrist. 'Dude, it's just like that scene from Rings!' Mandy thought. That's when all hell broke loose as Sakura ran out of the room screaming, Mandy was yelling and cursing, and Naruto fainted just as the others poured into the room. A quick survey of the room revealed that Mandy had jumped into the corner and was brandishing her sketchbook like a weapon, while Naruto was passed out on the floor, with foam coming out of his mouth, and a girl with long black hair in a ponytail holding on to his wrist staring at him.

"Who are you?" Kakashi asked, narrowing his one visible eye. The girl looked up at him, and then looked around the room, examining her surroundings. She let Naruto go and stood up, her golden hoop earrings glittering.

"Um, hi, my name is Samantha Maile Mo'okini, and I am here because there was a Distortion." She announced, flipping her ponytail over her shoulder and glaring at him.

"Holy shit, it's you." Mandy gaped, staring at the girl before her. Everyone turned around and stared at her and Samantha quirked an eyebrow.

"What do you mean?"

"She's the comic character I created." There was a stunned silence.

"WHAT?!" Mandy sighed.

"I created her when I was in high school, and I've been working on her personality ever since then. She has a mom, Keiko, an archaeologist who is barely ever home. There's Phil, her dad, and he's a scientist working for the government involving dimensional travel."

"And he's the one that sent me." Samantha cut in. "According to the data he received, there was a tear in the barrier between the Root World, and the Branch Worlds that the Root World created for entertainment. Your TV shows."

"I'm guessing that's a bad thing." Kyle said dryly. Kitty nodded.

"Oh definitely. What if some super villain like the Joker came here?"

"Don't jinx us." Mandy remarked, shuddering. "He's just as scary as the lady from Ju-On."

"Don't worry; we've contained the damage with some help from our friends from the Center, Section 13, and Division Six"

"Wait, you're in the same world as them?" Mandy asked.

"No, but we have made contact with them. Anyway, the only problem is that my Dimensional Portal Generator Wrist Unit (or as I call it, the Broken Door) will take at least three weeks to recharge so I can take everybody back to their worlds."

"Oh, that's fine." Seikai said, laughing. "We're all going to have some of you guys come home with us for Christmas." There was another stunned silence before there was a collective cry of "WHAT?" from the room's inhabitants. Seikai grinned evilly and began laughing maniacally.

"Does she always do that?" Samantha asked Mandy. She nodded.

"The anime club can get pretty crazy. Hell, you should see Sei-chan there on a sugar rush."

"Mandy, you're worse then her when you're hyper." Kitty sighed, remembering when Mandy had terrorized Brian during one of the all-nighters the club had once every semester. He had fallen asleep, and Mandy had taken it upon herself to wake him up by shouting "DANGER!" in his ear. The poor guy had fallen out of his chair in shock.

"Unagi!" Mandy yelled happily, thrusting her fist into the air.

"…Unagi?" Naruto asked confusedly as Samantha joined in the shouting.

"It's a Friends joke."

"…I don't get it."

"I don't blame you. You've never heard of the show."

"Dear god, they're like twins." Kyle remarked as Samantha and Mandy began excitedly talking about their favorite episodes, and even quoting them.

"Oh, remember the one where Monica thought Chandler had that-" Mandy started.

"When she thought Chandler had that shark fetish?" Samantha finished.

"And she even said she should get in the tub and 'thrash around'?" Mandy was nearly choking, she was laughing so hard. "Oh, and the 'Holiday Armadillo' one was classic!"

"THIS PLANE HAS NO PHILANGES!" Samantha yelled.

"RAAAAACHEEEEEEEEEEELL!" Mandy screamed.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" Neji shouted angrily, and Mandy turned around and glared at him.

"Was that out of character for him?" she asked Seikai, who shrugged her shoulders. She then turned to Neji and stuck her tongue out at him. "Loser."

"What?!"

"A loser is a loser, and nothing can change that." She said calmly, and then brightened up. "Ooh, I love this song!" she cheered, and began headbanging.

"What…is she doing now?" Lina asked. "She's acting like an idiot."

"It's just a sugar rush." Kitty explained. "She should be out of it relatively quick." Sure enough, Mandy stopped headbanging.

"My head hurts." She whined, putting a hand on her forehead. "Do ya have any aspirin?"

"No. I ran out last night." Seikai put her hand behind her head, laughing nervously. "I had a massive migraine."

"Whatever, I'm going to the Seven-Eleven." Mandy picked up her purse and headed for

the door.

"Can I come?"

"Sure, Sam, just try not to kill anyone."

"…Kill?" Naruto asked nervously, his eyes wide.

"She tends to go berserk if provoked. Think Eva Unit 01. That and she's really good with a sword and her fists." There was a stunned silence. "I was kidding about the Eva part. Geez, lighten up already! She's not gonna eat you guys. But she will go all Kill Bill on your asses."

"Tarantino rules!" Samantha proclaimed, with a big grin on her face.

"Hell yeah!" Mandy exclaimed. Kitty began whistling 'Twisted Nerve'. The ninjas, Getbackers, and the Slayers were confused. Honestly, who could blame them? The three girls continued talking as they left the apartment, discussing who had the coolest fight scene in the Kill Bill films, leaving the apartment full of confused characters behind.

"Yay, they have chocolate milk!" Mandy cheered as she grabbed a shopping basket and began loading it with milk.

"What happened to the headache?" Samantha asked, quirking an eyebrow. Mandy grinned at her.

"I needed to get out of there. Too many people."

"Ahh, so you hate crowds."

"Pretty much, yeah. Ooh, they have cookies!"

"…And you obviously get sidetracked easily."

"Yep. Kitty does too."

"Sure do."

"I see."

By the time they left the store, Mandy had bought six bottles of chocolate milk, and a bag of Chips Ahoy!TM cookies, and was cheerfully explaining how the ninjas would end up like the Crazy 88's-dead, and was going into graphic detail. Kitty felt like hurling, and Samantha was helping her come up with more ways for the Naruto cast to die.

"And so we take the kunai and- What the hell is going on?" Samantha asked as they entered the apartment. It looked like a flour bomb had exploded and covered the kitchen in well, flour. Seikai and Venus were nagging at Kite and Shikamaru, and Naruto was loudly complaining about Sasuke, and by the looks on everyone's faces, the two of them had been helping mix cookie dough and it had turned into a competition.

"Why am I not surprised?" Mandy remarked. "The village idiots strike again."

"What were you expecting?" Kitty asked. "For them to get along?"

"Damn Sasuke-bastard…" Naruto grumbled as he was handed a wet dishcloth and told by Seikai to start cleaning or else. Mandy began laughing hysterically when Sasuke was forced to join in, before grabbing a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor. She did make sure to hit Sasuke 'accidentally' over the head at least once before Seikai caught her and had her help pass out what cookies had survived the carnage.

"Okay, that's three for everybody, and Sasuke-prick and Neji-prick get the broken cookies." Mandy said casually as she finished passing out the cookies. It was tough, considering she made sure to be carrying her Frying Pan of Doom with her at all times.

"Why do we get the broken ones?" Sasuke asked. Mandy smiled sweetly at him, trying to remember how Sakura acted around him.

"Because I don't like you, you little emo-prick jerk."

"YES! A girl that doesn't like Sasuke-bastard!" Naruto cheered, jumping up from his seat on the floor. Mandy blinked. Samantha started laughing, and pounded her on the back.

"Dude, you look like a fricking goldfish!" Mandy almost choked on her cookie as she turned and glared at Samantha.

"What the hell was that for?!" she snapped.

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