Part Two

Max:So, we're going to teh sk00l. We all clear on plan C?

F N:Plan C!?...

Max:Yeah. B's obsolete.

F N:Oh.

Max:I'm gonna sing the C song now.

Fang:NOOOO!!!

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Several null pointers later...

Nudge:That was terrible!

Max:Should I do Java instead?

Fang:NOOOO!!!

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Several RuntimeExceptions later...

Nudge:That was terrible!

Max:Okay. I'll stop.

Fang:Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay... For the umpteen jillionth time, yay.

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Max:We're in Arizona now.

Nudge:I'm hungry.

Max:Okay. I'll go find us a place to... Hey, is that a girl getting beaten up?

Fang:Nudge, what's up with Max?

Max:Supergirl...urge...too...strong...Must...resist...charging...off... Aw, I can't do it. I have to go save her! Bye! [Flies off]

Nudge:[shrug]What just happened?

Fang:[shrug]What just happened?

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Meanwhile, back at the E-shaped house...

I G:THIS SUCKS!

Iggy:I don't see why I have to stay here!

Gazzy:Says the blind kid. That's umpteen jillion and one times now.

Iggy:I wanna save Angel!

Gazzy:Wait! I know what we can do!

Iggy:What?

Gazzy:Let's make a plan!

Iggy:Oh noes, you're turning into Max.

Gazzy:There'll be bombs...

Iggy:I'M IN!

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Ella:HELP!

Head Bully:I'z gunna beet ya to shredz fer tellin on me.

Bully 1:Us iz gunna rip yer hed off an' use it fer sumthign stoopid cuz we iz stoopid az yoo can tellz frum tha way we talkz.

Max:Yo.

Bully 2:[Turns around] Hu? Ya thinkz yer gunna beet up awn us?

Max:Exactly. [Kicks butt] You guys are dead.

Head Bully:I wouldn't say that... [Draws gun]

Max:Oh noes, a gun. [Takes off into the woods... on foot that is]

Head Bully:Yer gunna die, chick. [Shoots gun]

Max:Aw, crud. They got my wing.

[Thunder and rain and generally bad weather.]

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Several rainy, bleeding minutes later...

Max:Hello, Ella... Uh, Those bully dudes sorta... uh, shot me, and I was wondering if you'd--

Ella:Of course we'll take care of you! Come on in!

Dr. Martinez:Hey Max. Okay. Where does it hurt?

Max:Right here. Oh yeah, I have wings.

Ella:OMG! Freak!

Max:...

Ella:Just kidding! They're so cool!

Max:You can keep a secret right?

Ella:Sure. Hey, can you actually fly with those?

Max:Yes.

Ella:Wow! I wish I had those. No more school bus!

Max:But you'd be a mutant freak who people laugh at.

Ella:...

Max:Alright. So let's get... [sniffs] Must...have...cookies...right...now... COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!

Martinez's:[laugh] All you can eat! Yay!

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Iggy:...and here's our bomb!

Gazzy:Max is gonna kill us for this when she finds out who stole her Mickey Mouse clock.

Iggy:Yeah. But we've got more important things to worry about. Like how to blow up the Erasers.

Gazzy:Now let's go and cause an automobile accident!

Narrator:And so, Iggy and the Gasman went out to cause a Hummer accident--

I G:CUT IT OUT!!!

Narrator:I don't care. Anyways, they were going to cause a Hummer accident and blow up the Erasers. (I need an eraser. My script's all mudded up from that last bout with Max...) [shivers]

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Two diabolical hours later...

Eraser Driver:So, where are those bird kids?

2nd Eraser:No clue... Hey, what's that thing on the road?

Eraser Driver:AUGH!

[Crash.]

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Eraser:Don't make me say it.

2nd Eraser:You will say it and you will like it.

Eraser:[Sigh]Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.

Iggy: Operation Big Boy! Now!

Gazzy:Get outta here!

[BOOM!]