Part Two
Max:So, we're going to teh sk00l. We all clear on plan C?
F N:Plan C!?...
Max:Yeah. B's obsolete.
F N:Oh.
Max:I'm gonna sing the C song now.
Fang:NOOOO!!!
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Several null pointers later...
Nudge:That was terrible!
Max:Should I do Java instead?
Fang:NOOOO!!!
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Several RuntimeExceptions later...
Nudge:That was terrible!
Max:Okay. I'll stop.
Fang:Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay... For the umpteen jillionth time, yay.
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Max:We're in Arizona now.
Nudge:I'm hungry.
Max:Okay. I'll go find us a place to... Hey, is that a girl getting beaten up?
Fang:Nudge, what's up with Max?
Max:Supergirl...urge...too...strong...Must...resist...charging...off... Aw, I can't do it. I have to go save her! Bye! [Flies off]
Nudge:[shrug]What just happened?
Fang:[shrug]What just happened?
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Meanwhile, back at the E-shaped house...
I G:THIS SUCKS!
Iggy:I don't see why I have to stay here!
Gazzy:Says the blind kid. That's umpteen jillion and one times now.
Iggy:I wanna save Angel!
Gazzy:Wait! I know what we can do!
Iggy:What?
Gazzy:Let's make a plan!
Iggy:Oh noes, you're turning into Max.
Gazzy:There'll be bombs...
Iggy:I'M IN!
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Ella:HELP!
Head Bully:I'z gunna beet ya to shredz fer tellin on me.
Bully 1:Us iz gunna rip yer hed off an' use it fer sumthign stoopid cuz we iz stoopid az yoo can tellz frum tha way we talkz.
Max:Yo.
Bully 2:[Turns around] Hu? Ya thinkz yer gunna beet up awn us?
Max:Exactly. [Kicks butt] You guys are dead.
Head Bully:I wouldn't say that... [Draws gun]
Max:Oh noes, a gun. [Takes off into the woods... on foot that is]
Head Bully:Yer gunna die, chick. [Shoots gun]
Max:Aw, crud. They got my wing.
[Thunder and rain and generally bad weather.]
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Several rainy, bleeding minutes later...
Max:Hello, Ella... Uh, Those bully dudes sorta... uh, shot me, and I was wondering if you'd--
Ella:Of course we'll take care of you! Come on in!
Dr. Martinez:Hey Max. Okay. Where does it hurt?
Max:Right here. Oh yeah, I have wings.
Ella:OMG! Freak!
Max:...
Ella:Just kidding! They're so cool!
Max:You can keep a secret right?
Ella:Sure. Hey, can you actually fly with those?
Max:Yes.
Ella:Wow! I wish I had those. No more school bus!
Max:But you'd be a mutant freak who people laugh at.
Ella:...
Max:Alright. So let's get... [sniffs] Must...have...cookies...right...now... COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!
Martinez's:[laugh] All you can eat! Yay!
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Iggy:...and here's our bomb!
Gazzy:Max is gonna kill us for this when she finds out who stole her Mickey Mouse clock.
Iggy:Yeah. But we've got more important things to worry about. Like how to blow up the Erasers.
Gazzy:Now let's go and cause an automobile accident!
Narrator:And so, Iggy and the Gasman went out to cause a Hummer accident--
I G:CUT IT OUT!!!
Narrator:I don't care. Anyways, they were going to cause a Hummer accident and blow up the Erasers. (I need an eraser. My script's all mudded up from that last bout with Max...) [shivers]
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Two diabolical hours later...
Eraser Driver:So, where are those bird kids?
2nd Eraser:No clue... Hey, what's that thing on the road?
Eraser Driver:AUGH!
[Crash.]
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Eraser:Don't make me say it.
2nd Eraser:You will say it and you will like it.
Eraser:[Sigh]Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.
Iggy: Operation Big Boy! Now!
Gazzy:Get outta here!
[BOOM!]
