Part 2! (Finally...)
Joe: Okay, kids. We have our handy dandy...notebook...and now we have to dance to get paid, so follow my lead-
Children: No way, Jose!
Joe: It's Joe, duh!
Children: No, we meant- never mind...
Joe: Let's dance! *Let's dance by Lady Gaga plays as Joe dances around like an idiot*
Paparazzi: This'll be GREAT. *snaps pictures*
Joe: ARRRRGH! GO AWAY Camera Flashers!
Paparazzi: No way.
Joe: *cries*
Children: *laugh*
Child: I'm going to wet myself...
Joe: Okay, they're gone! Yay!
Child: Want a tissue?
Joe: Okay-
Child: *throws tissue box at Joe*
Joe: Ouch! Boo boo! *cries*
Child: Crybaby.
Children: *laugh*
Joe: I'm going to strangle you guys!
Children: *scream*
Child: I just wet myself.
Joe: Let's go look for clues!
Children: Boo!
Joe: *turns into Satan* What was that?
Children: Nothing!
Joe: *turns back to his stupid self* Well good! Now let's go! Where are those stupid clues...?
Children: *sees clue on a pizza with a slice missing* There! Right there!
Joe: Where?
Children: Right there!
Joe: WHERE?
Children: THERE!
Joe: I swear, if you kids don't tell me where the clue is, I'll-
Children: YOU IDIOT! IT'S RIGHT THERE!
Joe: *sees pizza* Oh. There it is! It's pizza!
Children: Way to go, Captain Obvious.
Joe: My name is JOE! Wait a minute, this pizza has a slice missing. Will that matter?
Child: *sarcastically* Of course not.
Joe: Okay. *eats pizza whole*
Children: No you idiot! We were being SARCASTIC! write it down in the handy dandy banandy notebook!
Joe: Okaaaaay. Relax.
Children: How can we relax? We aren't getting paid!
Child: My mom signed me up, not me.
Children: Yeah!
Joe: Now don't kill me yet. Okay, time to draw the pizza with a slice missing.
*4 hours later*
Joe: Done!
Children: *sleeping*
Joe: WAKE UP, YOU PEASANTS!
Children: Hey! It's our naptime!
Joe: It hasn't been that long.
Child: Um...hey look! It's Steve! The love of your life!
Joe: *looks away* Where?
Children: *run away*
Joe: Come back! Oh, who needs them?
Child: Relax, we were getting a soda.
Children: we're going to need it.
Joe: Oh, okay.
End of part 2!
