Part 2! (Finally...)

Joe: Okay, kids. We have our handy dandy...notebook...and now we have to dance to get paid, so follow my lead-

Children: No way, Jose!

Joe: It's Joe, duh!

Children: No, we meant- never mind...

Joe: Let's dance! *Let's dance by Lady Gaga plays as Joe dances around like an idiot*

Paparazzi: This'll be GREAT. *snaps pictures*

Joe: ARRRRGH! GO AWAY Camera Flashers!

Paparazzi: No way.

Joe: *cries*

Children: *laugh*

Child: I'm going to wet myself...

Joe: Okay, they're gone! Yay!

Child: Want a tissue?

Joe: Okay-

Child: *throws tissue box at Joe*

Joe: Ouch! Boo boo! *cries*

Child: Crybaby.

Children: *laugh*

Joe: I'm going to strangle you guys!

Children: *scream*

Child: I just wet myself.

Joe: Let's go look for clues!

Children: Boo!

Joe: *turns into Satan* What was that?

Children: Nothing!

Joe: *turns back to his stupid self* Well good! Now let's go! Where are those stupid clues...?

Children: *sees clue on a pizza with a slice missing* There! Right there!

Joe: Where?

Children: Right there!

Joe: WHERE?

Children: THERE!
Joe: I swear, if you kids don't tell me where the clue is, I'll-

Children: YOU IDIOT! IT'S RIGHT THERE!

Joe: *sees pizza* Oh. There it is! It's pizza!

Children: Way to go, Captain Obvious.

Joe: My name is JOE! Wait a minute, this pizza has a slice missing. Will that matter?

Child: *sarcastically* Of course not.

Joe: Okay. *eats pizza whole*

Children: No you idiot! We were being SARCASTIC! write it down in the handy dandy banandy notebook!

Joe: Okaaaaay. Relax.

Children: How can we relax? We aren't getting paid!

Child: My mom signed me up, not me.

Children: Yeah!

Joe: Now don't kill me yet. Okay, time to draw the pizza with a slice missing.

*4 hours later*

Joe: Done!

Children: *sleeping*

Joe: WAKE UP, YOU PEASANTS!

Children: Hey! It's our naptime!

Joe: It hasn't been that long.

Child: Um...hey look! It's Steve! The love of your life!

Joe: *looks away* Where?

Children: *run away*

Joe: Come back! Oh, who needs them?

Child: Relax, we were getting a soda.

Children: we're going to need it.

Joe: Oh, okay.

End of part 2!