Ch.2 Enter the Ninja


"Naruto, what on EARTH are you doing!!" a very disturbed looking Sakura asked as her blond-haired teammate waddled to the bridge Sakura and Sasuke were sitting on. Naruto was wearing a huge taco shell around his body with meat, chees, beans, and lettuce filled to the brim of the shell.

"I must worship the Taco Lord. It is destiny." replied the brain dead Naruto.

"Naruto, how many mota pills have you taken?" asked a suspicious Sakura.

"Ten, why do you ask, pretty lady?"

"Oh, no reason. Um, Sasuke, what are you doing?" Sasuke was, in fact, walking slowly towards Naruto, mouth drooling.

"Uh Sasuke? Is there any reason why you're looking at Naruto like that?" Inner Sakura: OMG! Is my Sasuke-kun..... GAY?!!! Sakura's Mind: He can't be. ANyways, if he was, he would NEVER crush on NARUTO! Inner Sakura: True....

"Sasuke.......hungrey!Sasuke....eat.....Naruto!"

Naruyo started running arounf in small circles, spazing, Sasuke laighed evily and Sakura started multiple sweat-drops.

THE NEXT MORNING

(When the sun went down last night, Naruto started screaming, causing Sasuke to laugh even louder, which woke up Sakura. Only when the sun came back up did Naruto stop screaming and Sakura takes a nap until 9 am.)

Naruto stopped spazing with a sudden realization.(yes,Naruto is slow/Naruto:HEY!) "Hey Sasuke, does that mean you think that I'm....( he went into a Gai pose)-"

"AN idiot?"Sakura asked.

"NO!.....Sexy!"

Sasuke's face went as pink as Sakura's hair(which is possible)."You are a SICK teme, you know that?"

Naruto suddenly started skipping around the bridge sing."Sasuke loves me, he wants to kiss me, he wants to marry me!"

Sasuke then tried to jump off the bridge.(I wrote "tried" because sakura was pulling him back, but was too weak to pull off the rail..WIMP!!)

The sound of books and loose papers being dropped, as well as a muffled gasp of delight. Everyone froze and looked for the source of the sound, Kakashi.

"All hail the taco lord. All hail the taco lord." Kakashi chanted, bowing at the frightened Naruto's feet."

"Um,Kakashi, are you alright?" asked Sakura, dropping Sasuke(who's back is now bruised from hitting the bridge floor_ and walked toward Kakashi.

Suddenly Kakashi jumped and pointed at Sakura."You look don't you sleep with taco lord?Do you good."

Naruto started twitching, Sakura screamed and tried to jump off the bridge, Sasuke tried to pull Sakura off the rail, and Kakashi weny back to bowing at Naruto's feet.

A loud scream was heard, as well as a loud 'CRUNCH' and 'THUD' sound.

"*gasp* TACO LORD!!" Kakashi screamed.

"NARUTO!!"Sasuke shouted, crying against Sakura's back who had frozen with surprise.


ME:I'm going to leave you right is not going to like what i'm going to have him do later

Gaara:(is behind me) what are you going to do to me?

Me:Eew...that's sick!!(drops to floor and starts rolling around)

Gaara:Okay....

XD