Disclaimers: I do not own RWBY. If I did, Ozpin would be more of a troll. I want him to be the trollish headmaster that messes with his student's life, and that is what I am going to do here!

After a few minutes of running in one direction, only to realize that it was probably the wrong direction, Jaune and Ruby eventually made it to where they needed to be.

"We made it…" Jaune said breathing a little heavily.

"Yeah, no thanks to you." Ruby responded, just as tired.

"Yes Ruby, let's hope that the guy who knocked himself out on the dust plane instead of dealing with the 2 hour trip by himself, would know where to go." Jaune said blankly.

"I don't judge a book by its cover, besides, you have to have some ability as to why you're here! I was hoping that navigation was somehow one of them…" She replied.

"I wish. If I had navigation… I'd be able to find my prey more easily… huehuehue." Jaune said to himself.

"Oh, hey! There's my sister! Sorry Jaune, I have to go!" Ruby said apologetically before running towards the cliché blonde.

"That's her sister?" Jaune thought. "I can see some similarities… I mean she's 15 with a rack that la-"

His perverse train of thought was cut off by the sound of someone in pain.

He looked around to see a boy was about his height, just a tad shorter, with a ponytail to his midback, his black hair had a small streak of a fuchsia, or maybe magenta hue to it, the same color as his eyes, oddly enough.

He was currently holding a hyper active orange hair girl on his shoulders. Said girl was wrapping her legs around him and he seemed to be able to hold her weight, plus everything else they had on hand.

He watched in amusement, before realizing that he was either going to collapse from the weight or pass out from the lack of air.

Sighing, he walked over to the pair and greeted them.

"Hey there clingy girlfriend and submissive boyfriend, my name's Jaune Arc and you two are creating a scene that makes people ponder whether they should throw a chair at you or just videotape what's happening." He said casually.

The girl seemed to notice him and tackled him to the ground, sitting across his chest.

"Oh hi! My name's Nora Valkyrie, and this is Lie Ren! He's not my boyfriend, but we are friends. We came here together, well not together together, not that you're not handsome Ren, but it'd be weird since we're childhood friends, but not that I wouldn't consider you as a possibility for one, but not that I'd want to, but I would-" The now named Nora began.

Thankfully the boy in green spoke up to return the favor.

"Nora, you're scaring him, and he can't breathe right now." He said to his childhood friend.

Jaune was currently on his back, unable to breathe due to a girl on top of him.

"Oh? Sorry, I just get really excited when I meet new people, that's how I met Ren over here! When I first met him, he was all gloom and doom, but then I came in and filled his life with magic and-"Nora started again.

"Nora, I think he passed out…" The eastern boy noted.

Nora got off and jumped back to her best friends back, smiling.

"Oh sorry! I don't noti-"She once again tried to say, but her friend decided to spare both of their time.

"Nora, before you start, at least help the poor guy up." Ren disrupted her before her train of thoughts can run.

Jaune slowly got up while she was talking though. Rubbing his back he smiled with a little pain.

"Nah it's alright… who needs air when you have swag or whatever, am I right?" He said, trying to keep an upbeat tone.

Ren smirked at his answer and Nora was about to start another stream of words before they were both broken from their musings by a sound of distress.

"OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!" Jaune heard Ruby's voice in the crowd.

"Is that one of your friends?" Ren asked.

"Yeah, I just met her today though… She's pretty interesting, I love people who get into trouble a lot." Jaune said smiling.

"Let's trade then." Ren mused.

"You're lucky we weren't blown of the side of the cliff!" the white haired one verbally bashed.

"Oh my god, you really exploded." the blonde one stared at Ruby in her arms.

"It was an accident." she told her sister, before turning to the heiress, "It was an accident! I didn't mean to!"

Only to be interrupted by a pamphlet waved in front of her face.

"What's this?" Ruby asked.

As the white haired girl, who later was addressed by Ruby as Weiss, went on a large lecture about rich people stuff, Jaune sighed and began to walk over, in case Ruby exploded again somehow.

"Sorry Ren, I need to… you know." Jaune trailed off, looking back.

"Nah, I got it, go help your friend." Ren said, all too familiar with things like these.

Jaune smiled and turned to see Ruby holding her hand out to Weiss.

"Hello Weiss! I'm Ruby. Want to hang out? We could go shopping for school supplies."

"Yeah! And we can paint our nails, and try on clothes, and talk about cute boys, like blond, tall, and scraggly over there." Weiss said, pointing towards Jaune.

Jaune frowned and was about to say something, until he was cut off by a voice.

"...I'll keep this brief." Ozpin fixed his glasses. "You have traveled here today in search of knowledge. To hone your craft and acquire new skills. And when you are finished, you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people. But I look amongst you and all I see is wasted energy in need of purpose and direction. You assume knowledge will free you of this, but your time at this school will prove your knowledge can only carry you so far. It is up to you to take the first step."

"What an inspiring way to say "You all suck and can do a lot better."Jaune thought.

"You will gather in the ballroom tonight. Tomorrow initiation begins. Be ready. You're dismissed." Goodwitch then said.

As soon as Goodwitch left, everyone started leaving.

Later that day

"Son of a Grimm, did I forget to bring my sleeping bag?" Jaune said to no one in particular as he looked around for his belongings.

Jaune didn't dwell on this too long and just decided to go to a corner to sleep in.

"Who needs sleeping bags? Walls are good enough pillows to use…" Jaune said to himself.

Jaune went to a wall near a girl reading a book, and layed his back against it to test it out.

"…I made a horrible mistake…" Jaune said to himself as he cursed his lack of sleeping items.

The girl looked up from the book she was reading when he got into her imaginary bubble and watched Jaune for a while.

Jaune was unable to notice this and began his train of thoughts.

"Hmm… this looks like a job for science." Jaune said to himself and looked at the wall.

"Now if I remember correctly, if something is heated, it'd get bigger, and the spaces between the molecules will be more spaced out, thus making it slightly softer." Jaune began.

"Now, if I were to also repeatedly hit the wall, that would also soften it up, because hitting anything will always soften it up." He continued.

This train of thought led him to repeatedly hitting the wall with random objects and burning the wall repeatedly. Whoever built this school made sure that it was pretty sturdy and fireproof.

Unfortunately they didn't make it very soundproof. The girl nearby Jaune had a hard time focusing on her book, and resisting the urge to throw the nearest object at him.

Thankfully her ability to keep calm saved him from the potential concussion and she merely looked up and spoke with a soft voice.

"Excuse me… May you please keep it down…? I'm trying to read…" She said in a sweet voice that promised pain if he did not comply with her wishes.

Jaune looked up from what he was doing.

Now a normal person would've noticed the threat in her voice, but Jaune's mind pretty much converted the threat in her voice and the sentence she said into a more shy tone. Her annoyed look mixed with her night clothing pretty much stabbed his normal thought process in the neck.

Jaune clutched his chest again and the small ignorance of what he was doing, allowed the wall that he was previously beating and burning fall out in a complete square onto him, crushing him.

The girl blinked, pondering over whether or not she should help him.

She was about to shrug it off, telling herself that he made it into this school somehow, and a wall shouldn't be able to keep him down.

Until a little girl with a tank top on got pulled over by a blonde girl with a mischievous smile.

"Hello~" The blonde girl said cheerfully.

They didn't seem to notice the lack of a wall. Good, hopefully no one will and she'll get some quiet around here.

She'll help him in the morning. Maybe. Depends on whether she feels like reading in the morning too.

Poor Jaune. Not really. He can tank that! HE LIVES OFF OF PAIN! Not really. Anyways, so far I've let Jaune come into contact with almost all the females. So far 2 of them shot him in the heart. I don't know, Blake could be adorable, I know I think she's adorable 3. Even without her cat ears. Hopefully I'll update soon… if I ever fix my laptop…