April 8, 2009
Dear Diary, I have no idea what to think! What to feel! Anything! All I know is that I'm sick of that stupid Carlos Ramone! He's the biggest jerk in the history of jerks! Tonight was supposed to be a special night. Walkerville High School was against West Runnerville High School, the big game between the most competitive schools in the district. Carlos being the douche he is freaking asked me to his game as "friends" apparently. Everyone and their mother said he like me more than a friend. According to my research, as known as my sight, he was flirting with Patricia Lion. She's the most popular and prettiest girl in school. She's also captain of the cheerleaders, lead dancer on the dance squad, knows 3 languages, and class president.
I guess I can see why he has a thing for her. Why settle for tofu when you can have meat? I'm valedictorian, president of the chemistry, physics, and biology club. However, that's all I am. Tofu. Nothing is attractive about tofu. Patricia on the other hand is meat. Men love meat. Everyone hates tofu.
I guess I just lead myself into thinking that tonight was going to be a perfect storybook evening. I sat on the front bench behind the basketball players with Keesha. Carlos turned around once in awhile and waved or smiled his sexy grin. A few times he even came over and sat next to us to talk when he wasn't playing. However, he's the most valuable player. The coach didn't cut him slack, told him to leave us alone, and concentrate on the game. In the end, he shot the winning basket to a score of 72 to 71. Everyone ran up to him to congratulate him. Especially Patricia, she coiled her skinny stick arms around him and kissed his cheek. She left a glossy kiss mark on his face. Carlos looked surprised and started to talk to her while blushing.
Then he noticed me, he ran to me but I ran away trying to avoid being hurt with the fact that he just saw me as a friend. I came back after awhile when everyone left to see if Carlos was still there. Only Keesha and Ralphie remained smothering their lips together in a disgusting matter on the bleachers. I asked where Carlos was and they said he was last with Patricia to get a soda.
Ugh…all I know is that boys suck. Life sucks. Patricia is a slut who sucks. Carlos is…confusing.
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MSN: CARLOS AND PHOEBE
"Hey Phoeebs, how was your animal activist convention?" Carlos typed in.
"It went great! We raised $10,000 for the state zoo!" Phoebe replied
"Great job, did anything exciting happen?"
"The security guards tasered a hobo, but overall it was okay. How did your game go?"
"We won, 72 to 71! And guess what!? I was the one who shot the winning basket!"
"Awesome! I bet Dorothy Ann smothered you with hugs and kisses." Phoebe replied adding a winking smiley face.
"Actually, she didn't, she ran away after the crowd came after me. Dorothy Ann was the only person I wanted to talk to also. You know, to thank her for supporting me." Carlos sighed in relief for a genius cover up.
"Right, laughing out loud, why did she run away? Did something happen?"
"I don't think so. I was about to reach her when that slut Patricia Lion came up and kissed me. Yuck. It was like having a sloppy tongued dog lick my face. She left her gross lip crack on my face too. Well anyway, I guess she saw that happen and figured something was going on between me and her. I chased after her but I lost her in the hallway. What should I do?"
"Duh! Tell her you have no interest in that slut!"
"Yeah, okay I will. Though the night of nastiness didn't end there, Patty tried to make-out with me while getting a soda. She followed me outside and was practically begging me to sleep with her. So I spew the soda in her face. She should leave me alone now." Carlos typed adding a smiley face.
"You should tell this to DA as soon as possible before it's too late."
"What's too late?"
"Your chances with DA, everyone knows you have a crush on her!"
"No! I don't love her! But thanks for talking with me. The guys would just laugh at me, Tim and I don't talk much, and Arnold is on a fieldtrip to see a Rock Museum. Good luck to you and the red-haired freak as well! I'm going to log off." Carlos typed in about to log off before he got a reply back.
"Good night and thanks. By the way I said you had a crush on DA, I never mentioned you loving her."
