"What?!" James screamed, making a huge echo.

"I said I have Lily's diary." Sirius said simply.

"How did you? When did you? What the?" James said in confusion.

"Okay when you were trying to wake up Evans I saw this notebook. I picked it up and it said L.E on the front. Thinking that it would probably help us in the long run, I opened it and started reading. It's got all her feelings on everything in there. This is a goldmine." James looked seriously overwhelmed.

"Oh, so that's what you were reading in there." Said Remus popping up out of nowhere.

"Hey, why didn't I notice this?" James said to the both of them.

"Well, considering the way Lily was dressed, I would think that you'd be pretty distracted." Said Remus thoughtfully.

"Ah, yes, Lily in her underwear. I will never forget that image." James said dreamily.

"Well good prongs, cause it's probably the only time you're gonna see it." Sirius said.

"Shut up Padfoot." Said James, moody again.

"You're only mad cause it's true!" Said Sirius now running as fast as he could, so not to be caught by James.

James had ended up catching Sirius, and throwing him in the lake. A very angry and fairly damp Sirius made James's hair pink, causing James to throw a curse at Sirius that mad him moo instead of talk. After another hour, Remus had them sorted out so that James's hair was only slightly streaked with a light salmon color, and Sirius only mooed when he laughed.

"Great guys, now we missed breakfast." Remus said, his stomach growling.

"Oh come on Moony, we'll go get some brunch from the kitchens." So they walked along down the corridor casually talking about the current leading quidditch team.

"They're unbeatable, I tell you." Sirius exclaimed.

"Whatever." James said, still upset about his streaked hair.

"Oh come on man, suck it up. What were we even fighting about, anyways?" Said Sirius.

"Is your attention span lowering or something? We were fighting about Lily in her underwear." Remus said logically.

"Oh yeah. Hey guys, wanna read the diary?" James said, excited again.

"Nah, let's read when we get back to the dorms." Sirius said as they approached the kitchen.

"Alright." James said, disappointed.

As they walked into the kitchens, a house-elf scurried up to them and squeaked, "Would you like something to eat sirs?"

"Yes please, Scuttle. Whatever you have left over from breakfast." Remus said politely to the small creature.

Fifteen minutes later, Scuttle came back carrying a huge tray of eggs, bacon, toast, hash browns, and pancakes.

"Thank you very much, Scuttle." Remus said as they walked to the doors, carrying the tray. As they walked back to the dorms they talked of what was in the diary.

"Mate, It's a goldmine on girls' feelings and how their twisted minds work. It's bloody awesome." Sirius said admiringly.

"Wow." James and Remus said in amazement.

Soon after that, they found themselves in the seventh year boys' dorms.

"How are we all going to read it at the same time?" Sirius asked quietly.

"I guess we'll take turns." Remus shrugged.

"Okay, but I wanna go first!" James shouted immaturely.

Sirius handed the notebook to James and he started reading.

Dear diary, Mom got me this stupid thing cause she wanted me to 'express my feelings'. Yeah right. The only reason I'm actually writing in it is because I need someone to tell about my new school, Hogwarts. They teach magic there! Magic! I can't tell any of my friends or anything, cause if I do they'll think I'm weird, and won't hang out with me on holiday. And that would suck. Anywho, I can't believe I get to learn magic! Can you believe it? I'm a Witch!

"You do realize we're exploiting the mind of an eleven-year-old girl, don't you?" Remus said, obviously having second thoughts.

"Aw, come on Moony. Lighten up!" James said carelessly.

"Yeah, why do you always have to suck the fun out of everything?" Sirius whined.

"Fine, fine. Padfoot, it's your turn."

"Yay!" Sirius shouted giddily.

Dear diary, today was my first day at Hogwarts. It was amazing. So many things seemed like they came out of a dream. All of our teachers seemed fairly nice, but a lot of kids called me a 'mudblood' I really don't know what that means. I'm in Gryffindor house, the house of bravery, courage, and stuff. I met a lot of people too. I met a very nice girl named Alexis, a fairly cool girl named Amber, and a boy named James. James Potter to be exact. He was being very nice to me today. I don't know why. He seemed like a cocky jerk to everyone else. But he's a boy, so who knows. A boy named Severus Snape was being mean. He called me a 'mudblood' muggle-loving priss. James stood up for me and made slime hit him out of nowhere. It was awesome! I really like James, he seems sweet. He hangs out with a handsome boy named Sirius, (I think) a nice, funny boy named Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. I really don't know why Peter was there but he seemed out of place with the already popular three. Well now it's time for dinner. Bye.

"What the hell happened Prongs?" Sirius said confused.

"I…I don't know. I must've done something to piss her off." James said, just as confused

"No way." Remus said in mock surprise. "Anyways, I believe it is my turn."

Author's note: I've decided that I'm doing two diary entries a chapter. That way at least it evens out a little. Oh, and if you're wondering where the rat is, let me specify. Peter moved last year so he has continued his studies at Durmstrang. It's where he learned to be at least somewhat evil. Personally I just hate writing about the little slime ball. Well see you all soon! R&R or I'll set my mutant sea cows on you!