Goten stopped short of the shoe store. He sensed someone was stalking them.

"What's wrong?" Bura asked.

With disinterest she cast a glance at the sea of people in the mall with them.

"Nothings wrong," goten said.

He laughed and told her to go into the store without him. " I just need to say hi to an old friend real quick."

Bura's eyes transformed into two tiny slits.

" Is your friend a girl?"

Now that bura was pregnant with his child, he didn't want to upset her by telling her he had a girlfriend when they slept together. He shook his head and backed away.

" No no no! don't be stupid!"

Bura shrugged." good. You may talk to your friend for FIVE MINUTES and that's it. got that? five minutes!"

Goten's eyebrows dropped into the bridge of his nose. He strongly disliked being told what to do, but he couldn't stand up to bura. Not just because her father happened to be the most deadly man on the planet. He just didn't have the heart to say anything mean to her.

"Yeah, i'll be back in five minutes." He mumbled while inside screaming, ' What the hell happened to me! Why am i letting her order me around?'

bura skipped into the shoe store and Goten carelessly walked in people's paths as he made is way to a store dedicated to selling fake mustaches.

His girlfriend valese was standing beside a mannequin wearing a fake mustache that curled up at both ends.

"Hi, Valese."

Valese stared vacantly at him like she didn't know who he was, where they were, or even what year they were in. It was her typical thinking face and for the first time Goten wondered what the hell he ever saw in her.

Valese sweetly placed both hands in front of her, which pressed her boobs together and creating a very noticable cleavage, the type of cleavage that made men drool and go dumb.

"i think trunks' sister has had you long enough. it's my turn, and i want to see a scary movie together."

"I thought you hated scary movies."

Valese blinked angellically and wrapped both of her hands around his strong arm, pressing her boobs against him.

" Scary movies used to give me nightmares, but i don't mind watching them. I feel safe when i'm with you."

Goten shook Valese off his arm, surprising her.

"We don't have to see a scary movie," Valese said quickly, keeping her voice as light and clueless as possible. " We can watch a sweet cartoon movie with a puppy in it if you want."

Goten scratched the back of his head.

If things were different, he would've already ditched Bura to be with valese. His brain wasn't even thinking of ways to get Valese to sleep with him.

Goten cried on the inside, already mourning his playboy days. Those days were over. He was a one woman man now, soon to be a dad.

" Valese, I think we should break up."

"Bura!" Valese shouted, waving her arm back and forth.

"Did you hear me? I said i think we should..."

" Hi, bura!" Valese ran to the shoe store where bura was waiting. She took both of bura's hands in hers in greeting.

" long time no see! Trunks said you were shopping for dolls. i stopped playing with dolls when I was your age. it's sweet you don't think it's childish."

bura glared at goten and returned valeses' fakee smile.

" goten, you said you were talking to a boy. baka! You shouldn't listen to pan. Valese isn't a boy. its completely natural for some girls to have mustaches."

Valese touched her upper lip. She was still wearing the fake mustache she was trying on from the other store.

She tore it from her lip and waved it in the air. She laughed like an idiot, which pissed bura off since Goten still couldn't see that his perfect girlfriend was pretending to be innocent.

"I'm ready to go home." Bura said.


the wind pushed back buras long hair as she simmered in the passenger seat while goten drove her and her new clothes home.

'this would've been the most perfect shopping day if Valese wasn't at the mall.' Bura sighed, turning her body to goten.

Her plan had worked.

Pretending to be pregnant had made Goten go shopping with her.

she didn't need him anymore.

Goten parked the car in the garage and shut off the engine. He kept his hands on the steering wheel and bura didn't try to get out of the car.

"Since you're keeping the baby, i think we should tell our parents about this."

Bura parted her lips to explain that she was lying about being pregnant, when suddenly goten's door opened and a pair of strong hands ripped him from the car.

Trunks threw goten into the ground, climbed on top of him, and proceeded to give his best friend the worst beating of his life.

Bura new she wouldn't be able to pry Trunks off of Goten when he was angry like that, so she ran into the house screaming," TRUNKS AND GOTEN ARE FIGHTING!"

Chichi and Pan were visiting with Buruma. All of them looked suprisedd. Bura looked around for her dad. He wasn't there. He wouldn't be able to stop the fight.

"Mom, quick! Where's the video camera?"

Buruma ignored her and went to get Vegeta.

Pan flew out to get her dad, and Chichi rushed to stop the two boys from killing each other.

Deep down, Bura felt like the worst person in the world. She never planned on her lie getting out of hand like this. but how did he find out? 'that stupid slut told trunks I was shopping for maternity clothes. i should kill that bitch!'

Gohan pulled Trunks away from Goten, and Vegeta was very pleased to see this wild, ruthless side of his son.

"Did one of you steal the other's girlfriend again?" Vegeta snorted.

Trunks lunged for Goten, but Gohan held him back.

"He had sex with Bura!" Trunks roared." Valese told me they were shopping for maternity clothes in the mall! She's pregnant, dad!"

Hearing his princess had been deflowered wiped Vegeta's smirk off his face.

With everyone staring at her, Bura was too shy to tell the truth.

She looked at Goten, then looked at her dad and said." I'm sorry."

a/n my hands hurt like a bitch from typing this chapter!