A/N: Wow, didn't that many would be interested in a human-fic :D One question though, I have in mind of including Alex and Casey; Alex is mainly to add some fun and Casey to add some romance. So here's the deal, would some of you be (incredibly) offended if I wrote some Human!Donnie/April/Casey stuff and possibly Jonatello as well? (Jones + Donatello = xD)

If it's too much, I can very well change the pairings, honest xD Please leave a review to inform me if this is the case.


I: Results.

"Hey, Ape, I've actually been thinking 'bout something."

"Hn?" April blinked curiously as she and Alex were carrying stacks of pizza, popcorn and drinks through the secret sewer tunnels, on their way to have a film marathon of SRMFF (Super Robo Mecha Force Five) with the Turtles this Sunday afternoon.

"I mean, the guys are teens just like us, and they just eat n' eat and still look (pretty much) as healthy as ever. I haven't seen as much as a zit on their faces, which is pretty weird," the dark-haired girl puffed annoyingly. "How come they're not affected by being in their teenage-years?"

The redhead just shrugged as much as she was able to with a small smile. "Jealous much?"

"Totally – I mean, no!"

"Well, they are part turtles and part human, Alex. I don't know much about their combined biology but that should be as good enough an answer as any. Besides, maybe all their intense training burns off all the calories or something."

The other girls rolled her eyes. "Like that's gonna stop pizza with three layers of cheese and six different kinds of meat from sitting on your hips. It's inevitable."

"You can relate?"

"You bet – eh, I meant, eyes on the road, Ape!"

April giggled as they entered an unusually silent Lair that held no teenage turtle whatsoever. The TV was running in the background and the couch had been prepared with blankets and fluffy pillows for the girls' arrival but it seemed as if no one was home.

"Yo!" Alex called out. "It's basically slavery if we're paying and carrying all the snacks! C'mere and at least take 'em off our hands for a while, will you!"

No answer was given and it confused April as much as pissing Alex off.

"I'll give 'em a piece of my mind about how this hide-n'-seek game turned boring two minutes ago," the girl scowled as she placed her stuff on the small coffee-table in front of the TV and went was determined to find the Hamato brothers.

Heading straight for Donatello's lab.

"Do you think they've gone out?" April asked as she also put the snacks away. Her friend merely shook her head.

"It's way too bright outside. I'll show you that they're just tryna play a prank on us," she placed her gloved fingers onto the door-knob. "Too bad I already got them figured out."

And then she opened the door.


Pain could distinctly be felt everywhere upon his body as Donatello slowly opened his eyes, squinting them as the bright lighting of the room overpowered his brain that was just barely awake. His limbs felt weird and aching as if a million blows had landed on his body, his mind felt hazy and he was aware that it was freezing. Odd, there never appeared to be a temperature-problem in his lab because it was usually even, except on occasional winter days. Donnie had slight difficulties in raising himself up to a sitting position during which his brain had become more operative and started functioning properly again.

A paralysing sensation froze him as his eyes stared at something. His legs, his feet. They weren't his. Franticly, he held his arms before him and let out a choked gasp. His arms weren't his either! They were slender, paler, and not green at all. He stared in terrifying astonishment as he counted five fingers on his hands instead of three big ones, his wrist-bands and bandages all lying in an untidy pile underneath him. Quickly raising his shaking hands to his face he could feel a nose, fuller lips, eyebrows and eyelashes tickling the palm of his hands under the alien touch. Finally, he swallowed hard as he tentatively placed a hand on his head, his long fingers running through locks of slightly thick hair that covered most of his forehead and went to the tip of his shoulders.

Donatello was close at collapsing once again from progressing this mind-boggling occurrence, when the door to his lab opened unexpectedly and the all too familiar face of Alex stared back at him. A bright blush coloured her face red as she gasped audibly and slammed the door shut again. The genius was dimly aware of her loud shouts of 'my virgin eyes! They're buuuuurning!', causing him to notice his lack of clothing for the first time in his entire life. And then he remembered.

Sleepless all-nighters, his final product of retro-mutagen, the 'Ninja Dodge ball' Game and an agonizing pain all over his body before he was out cold. And now from the looks of it…

His cure had turned out to be a great success.

It would've been such a great accomplishments if it weren't for the fact that he was a human now.

And yeah, that Alex had seen him completely naked. Not exactly a big accomplishment there.

Donnie's cheeks heated up in embarrassing realization; if Alex were here, that meant they were back from the grocery store which meant that, holy cow, April was there too. Scrambling awkwardly on all fours, he managed to reach to his door and lock it securitly before slumping down against it with a sigh, only to jump away from the coldness that radiated from the steel door against his naked skin. Crap, his shell was gone too. That scared him immensely as well as fascinated him by the thought that he had never been able to actually touch his own back.

Small groans of pain nearby caught his ears and he turned his attention to his brothers. Donatello couldn't contain a gasp at what met his eyes; he couldn't recognize them at all. As if they weren't his brothers at all. Raph's flame-red hair must've caught his attention first; his short hair being cut in the back and spiked up from the top of his head. He had kept his visible muscle-mass, as well as bright green eyes and his skin wore a delicate tan since he was naturally the darkest-skinned brother of them all.

Leo's hair was probably the darkest of all four though; it almost appeared to be black. It was hanging low in bangs in front of his stormy blue eyes and reached to the back of his neck. His skin was a normal colour, a tad lighter than Raphael's and the tense muscles on his upper-arm was also a little less than what his younger brother had.

Mikey's hair was the lightest; his blonde endless mop of curls somewhat not surprising the genius brother. Freckles decorated his light skin in the similar fashion when he was a turtle. His bright blue eyes had also stayed the same as well as the barely visible muscles that appeared on his body.

Donatello must admit, the facial features and characterizing traits were not completely off from those of their turtle-forms. He only wondered if the same thing had applied to himself as well, as his brothers slowly started to fully awaken.

And now the terror could officially begin.


"You saw what?" April asked in concern, only a hint of disbelief laced into her question as well.

"I-It was a bunch of naked guys sleeping on the floor of Donnie's lab! I've never been surer in my life!" Alex said convincingly, a red hue still visible on her cheeks. "They were human guys and they were naked! One of 'em even looked at me!"

"How did he look?" the redhead asked curiously.

"Very naked, gah, you want me to go into details?" the black-haired girl replied embarrassingly. "And kinda cute. Had these reddish brown eyes and dark hair and – fuck it, I wasn't staring at 'im!"

April rolled her eyes and tossed a bunch of blankets over to Alex, explaining, "If we want to kick those guys out of here while the guys are away, at least have them cover themselves with these. And maybe inform Master Splinter about this; he might know where the others have gone to."

"Sounds like a plan," Alex nodded in agreement and pulled the redhead in front of her. "You go first."

After another eye-roll, April hesitantly knocked a few times on the steel-door, adding a last loud one for good measure. "You are on private property! We'll hand you some blankets to cover up for your lack of clothing but that's as much niceness you get from us. You have two minutes. Leave peacefully and no harm will be done!"

"Speak fo' yourself, girl," Alex placed a hand on her hip with a look of disapproval. "No harm was done to you. One way or another, I will beat that guy's ass."


"Donnie, what did you do?"

The incredulous exclamation from Raphael angered the other brother greatly, on account that none of this was his fault, really. "I didn't do anything! In fact, all I've been trying to do these last few days is helping everyone who has had the misfortunate of being mutated due to the Kraang's mutagen, that I made the cure for which almost seemed impossible, but now the three of you succeeded in ruining it with your stupid round of Ninja Dodge ball!"

"Ninja Dodge ball. Is not. Stupid," Mikey said carefully. "Mind you, it takes a lot of brains to dodge a giant Kraang-designed ball."

"Well, didn't take no brains for you to spill all of that shit over us that hurt like a b-."

"Raphael, not the time," Leo scolded annoyingly, flexing his fingers tentatively and frowned upon looking at them. "Donnie, I thought the purpose of the retro-mutagen was to turn anyone who had been exposed to mutagen into their original form."

The genius glanced at the dark-haired boy that was his leader. "It's supposed to. The retro-mutagen should have turned us into our original form, but somehow it turned us into humans instead. Perhaps the modification was a little off from my calculations or…I must've not been fully aware of what I was doing due to lack of sleep, though I-I highly doubt the latter," the genius gulped as Raph sent him an annoyed glare. "Think positive; if I had made the retro-mutagen correctly, we would've been normal turtles by now with no way of turning back whatsoever!"

Leonardo nodded. "Yeah, it could have been much worse."

The newly changed redhead snickered smugly. "You could be naturally blonde like Mikey."

"Hey!" the youngest pouted in irritation, his attention taken from exploring his new nose, hair and fingers, as well as toes. "Girls dig blondes, bro. Can't say the same about gingers, dude."

"I'm not a ginger," the other growled to which the blonde surrendered in quick defeat. Suddenly they heard a banging on the door and April's voice drifting from it, commanding them to cover themselves with blankets and leave the Lair, much to the boys' confusion.

"Why would April say something like that?" Mikey asked as he struggled to stand up on wobbly legs, while he and Leo supported one another. "Ugh, my body feels so weird."

"It's probably because it'll take time to adapt to your newly transformed body, not to mention your added limbs," Donatello replied as he grabbed a blanket that was thrown at the floor. His next reply caused his face to light up once again. "And…Alex was in here briefly while you were still out."

The boys froze at the same time, staring at the genius in question as he wavered under their intense gazes. "She didn't see much – I mean, anything, I swear!"

"I wonder how Master Splinter will take this," Leo said quietly in his own thoughts.

"Tch. Probably a hell of a lot better than Alex did," Raph replied casually.

The door flew up and the two girls came in, both sighing in relief that the four teenage boys were covered nicely in the blankets so that no parts were exposed except from their feet.

"Okay, boys, I'm not sure how you came in but I'm more than happy to show ya the way out," the long-haired teen said, jabbing her thumb towards the exit. "Now move your naked asses off the floor before the owner gets real pissed off."

"I am the owner," a voice said. "And actually I'm not too happy about this."

Alex and April stared at one another in confusion. "No, you aren't," April replied. "Quit talking nonsense."

"No, April, it's me, Donatello," the brown-haired boy with the wavy hair said. "It really is."

The two girls continued to stare at the particular guy with only a blanket wrapped around himself, their gazes shifting to each of the three other boys before gasping in utter surprise. "Oh, wow," the redhead breathed out. "That's so cool…"

"Sure it is, but, gah, why didn't you say something, then?!" Alex face-palmed, shaking her head. "I need bleach for my eyes."

"Fine," the genius blushed. "and if you could call Casey to get him to bring some clothes as well, that'd be just terrific."


A/N: :D

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