Grilled Cheezus, guys. I woke up this morning to almost 100 emails. I didn't expect this to do so well. So, thank you for all the favorites, alerts, and reviews! You rock!

This chapter is everyone's response to the relationship, and I'm so glad that I wrote it down on paper first. I am currently chilled out on my best friend's couch with a whole bottle of Pineapple Parrot Bay Rum. =D

I don't own Glee or South Park.


Quinn Fabray: I'm really excited for you both!

(Tina Cohen-Chang likes this.)

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Kurt, ma boiii! Get it, get it!

(Santana Lopez, Mike Chang, Sam Evans, and 8 others like this.)

Artie Abrams: Hellll yeah!

Finn Hudson: About damn time…

Rachel Berry: What? Mercedes! Why didn't you tell me? I'm so happy for you both! I have to tell my dads. They'll be ecstatic!

Mercedes Jones: Not my place to tell!

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Wes Leung: Don't worry, Rachel. Blaine failed to tell me and David as well, and we see him all day, everyday. (We're still happy for you, though. :D)

Blaine Anderson: Guys… It just happened today.

David Johnson: That's no excuse! I'm glad you finally got together. Wes now owes me 20 bucks.

Kurt Hummel: You're both horrible.

(Blaine Anderson likes this.)

Blaine Anderson: I love how you bet on us getting together…

(Kurt Hummel, Wes Leung, and David Johnson like this.)

David Johnson: We had to do SOMETHING to keep our hopes up while you two beat around the bush.

(Wes Leung, Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, and Sam Evans like this.)

Brittany S. Pierce: Yay! I have a new dolphin friend!

(Kurt Hummel and Santana Lopez like this.)

Blaine Anderson: Huh?

(Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, and 2 others like this.)

Brittany S. Pierce: Dolphins are gay sharks, and now that you're with my baby dolphin, that makes YOU my dolphin too!

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Blaine Anderson: Um… thanks, Britt? :D

Finn Hudson: You do realize that if you hurt him, your face is gonna meet my fist, right?

(Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, Mike Chang, and Sam Evans like this.)

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Pretty much ALL the Glee boys' fists.

(Finn Hudson likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: FINN! PUCK! Really? Stop being so rude to him!

Finn Hudson: Just doing my job as an older brother, Kurt…

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: We're making sure you stay safe, Princess.

Blaine Anderson: It's okay, Kurt, I understand their intentions. And you really have nothing to worry about guys. I care far too much about Kurt to EVER hurt him. :D

(Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang, Quinn Fabray and 8 others like this.)

Kurt Hummel: You're amazing. :]

(Blaine Anderson and Mercedes Jones like this.)

Blaine Anderson: And you're so adorable when you blush. :D

Quinn Fabray: But how do you know he's blushing?

Kurt Hummel: We're in my dorm, SUPPOSED to be studying for our chemistry exam, but apparently my status is more important to everyone else.

(Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, and Mercedes Jones like this.)

Santana Lopez: You're already alone in your dorm together? Damn, Kurt! You get it faaaast!

(Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: Seriously? It's only been official for a few hours! Plus, if anything WAS happening, why would we be on Facebook with you crazies right now?

(Blaine Anderson likes this.)

Santana Lopez: You two could just be freaky like that. ;D

Kurt Hummel: No, Santana. Just… no.

(Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, and 3 others like this.)

Brittany S. Pierce: I think the Underpants Gnomes visited me again last night…

(Artie Abrams likes this.)

Blaine Anderson: Well, it's been nice talking to everyone again, but me and Kurt have to split. Warblers meeting, and we can't be late. D:

(Wes Leung and David Johnson like this.)

Kurt Hummel: Love you guys! Text ya later, 'Cedes!

(Mercedes Jones likes this.)

Mike Chang: What are Underpants Gnomes?

Finn Hudson: Mike! NO!

Brittany S. Pierce: The Underpants Gnomes sneak into your dryer while you're doing laundry, and they steal your underwear! I need to go buy more! This makes the third time they've visited this month!

(Wes Leung, David Johnson, and Sam Evans like this.)

Artie Abrams: Boo, there's no such thing as Underpants Gnomes. You need to stop believing everything you see on South Park.

(Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, Finn Hudson, and Rachel Berry like this.)

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: That was a GREAT episode, though.

(Wes Leung, and Brittany S. Pierce like this.)

Wes Leung: I especially like the one where Towelie goes to the special needs camp.

(David Johnson and Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman likes this.)

Brittany S. Pierce: My towels totally talk like that!

David Johnson: Do they offer you pot, too?

Brittany S. Pierce: Of course!

Wes Leung: You're awesome, Brittany.

(David Johnson, Brittany S. Pierce, and Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman like this.)

Rachel Berry: Wes, David, why are you still here? Aren't you apart of the Warblers' counsel?

David Johnson: Our meeting isn't until tomorrow afternoon.

Mercedes Jones: Oh, snap! The white boys bailed on all of us!

Santana Lopez: Told ya they were freaky like that. ;]

(Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, Brittany S. Pierce, and 8 others like this.)


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xxAlyssaMae