Hey, guys! Did you miss me?

It's been a week since the last chapter, so you must have! (Well, there isn't a lot of you, really...)

So last week, I mistook some stuff, after Mikuo explained what really happened; but to be honest, I'm still pissed - he had the chance to share a bed with Hatsune Mikuo. HATSUNE MIKUO! Who wouldn't want to!

... Right, maybe not you. But I do!

Anyways, nothing happened really, so I'll be on my way back to my room-

"Ah! Mikuo!"

... Did I hear something?

"Mm- Mikuo, don't be so rough..."

What?! Looking at my surroundings, I noticed that I'm near Akaito and Mikuo's room.

And the sound is coming from there…

"Ah! Ah! Mmm, that feels good!"

What. The. Hell?! I tiptoed towards their room's door. Placing my ears on it firmly.

"Ah~ do that again please!"

"Akaito, don't be so loud! What if someone hears you!"

"But I can't help it~ it feels so good! 3"

Okay. I'm officially creep out. I opened the door without hesitation. Looking over at Mikuo's bed - I saw Mikuo on top of Akaito...

...Massaging his back?

"... What... is going on?" I gave them a perplexed look.

"Heya, Rinto~!"

"Wha'chya doing here? Where's the knocking, huh?" Akaito is probably still pissed about what I did last week...

But HEY! I have a reason!

"Just shut up, Akaito." Mikuo said as he gave Akaito's head a whack - resulting him with an emotionless "ow". I mentally did a dramatic laugh, but I only smiled physically. That's what you get Shion Akaito! MWAHAHAHA!

"Akaito twisted his shoulder in P.E, so I'm trying to stop his whining by massaging it... Seems like my assumption was wrong" Mikuo sighed, and then went back to scold Akaito "I told you to not do those moves until you did the warm ups! Look at you now!"

"I just wanted to show Meito that I can do a backflip of vengeance!"

"Well, maybe you should show him that AFTER warm-ups?! Dimwit!"

I chuckled softly as Akaito gave a defeated look. I knew he was stupid. Akaito shoot me a glare but I ignored it.

Akaito lowered his head onto the pillows again. Mikuo gave a tiring sigh "sorry, were we being too loud?"

"Uhhhh, I could hear you in the corridor?"

"Told you to stop your awkward moanings! Ugh-! This is so embarrassing!" Mikuo face flushed and bent down to bury his face into Akaito's back.

Akaito chuckled "aww, sorry babe."

"Just shut up." Mikuo replied sharply.

"'Kay..."Akaito immediately apologised.

Mikuo sat up again, about to continue massaging his back. Then I had an idea...

Making sure that Akaito can't hear me, I whispered into Mikuo's ear.

He stared at me until I gave him a reassuring nod. Surely, he understood what I meant (not the main reason, but that doesn't matter).

He raised from his seat, and I swiftly replaced it with mine.

"Gah! Did you suddenly gain weight, Miku-oof-!" he tried to look up but I pushed his head into the pillow without mercy. Mikuo grabbed his chair towards his bed, sat on it and began cracking his hands and fingers, easing the pain slightly.

"Hello, Akaito-chan~ enjoying the service so far?" I said in a mocking manner.

"What the hell, Rinto?! Get the fuck off me!"

"That's too bad. Rude customers like you don't get what you want~" I smothered his face into the pillow harder, attempting to make him suffer more (and it's working! MWAHAHAHA!)

"Ugh! Mikuo, please! Get this stupid blond thing off me!" Rude! Who's the stupid one here?!

"Don't worry, Akaito! Rinto's mother used to be a masseuse, so he knows a few effective moves."

"A ma-what?!" See! Stupid!

"Aww, it's okay, I'll be as gentle as I can" I smirked, still using my mocking tone. Oh, you're gonna love my sweet revenge. MWAHAHAHA!

Akaito tries to get up "Nonononono, I'm fine now! Good to go-!"

"Com'on! It's only starting" I pushed him down harshly again. "Now, if you keep moving, you might be in very bad pain~"

Akaito stiffens a bit, trying to relax. Probably finally sussed me now.

Well, at least noticed that I'm trying to torture him.

I held onto his wrist and shoulder - the side that Mikuo was massaging on, flopping it a bit to make sure he loosen his muscles, then grip on them.

"Right. On the count of three." Flopping his arms a bit again, to double check that it's still loose.

"And... Three!"

CLACK.

"GYAAAAAAAAAH!" Akaito screamed, pretty sure that the whole dorm could hear him. He held his arm and starts to writhed around in between my legs (no pun intended).

It's the funniest sight you could ever see! I couldn't help but slightly laugh evilly at the the sight. Totally worth it!

And now you've learnt that revenges are bitches.


A/N: I WROTE ANOTHER CHAPTER!

HAZZAH! :D

Though there were only 2 people that's interested with this fanfic... (-u-) Thank you to Moka Kagamine and thank you, Sal-san for being so supportive and being the first one to review :D I'm glad that this fanfic isn't a complete fail ;u;

Just wasting everyone's time and space here :P sorry about that :P

Thank you for wasting your time to reading this humorous(attempt that failed) and stupid fanfic :) have a good 24hour/more everyone! Please read and review! Even if you think it's crap! :D

Next chapter MIGHT be the last :) let see if my brain allow me to waste your time further.

So until next chapter (presumably the final chapter) see ya! :D