When Perverts get Caught
DG32173
Sarah: hehe, so many reviews!! In just a few hours at that! Me happy! Let's get part 2 up so I can move on to part 3 soon. I might put a random chapter between this one and part 3, to see the play-out of one of the reviews ideas. I know own Naruto anime, manga, or cast. I merely borrow them to write stories with.
REVIEW REPLIES
If someone can poof somewhere being fully clothed after being naked, can they do the same thing, but the other way? Nice question, but the women didn't "poof". They just moved uber fast to get dressed and capture the men in the act of peaking. Thanks for asking so I could clear that up, Shinobi's Jade-Queen
Deskwork is horrid; they better not bring Icha Icha. Oh, they won't be allowed to. And yup, deskwork is horrid and VERY boring.
I would love to see what they would do when they found out the girls were right about them running from women after so long. (laughs) I might make a random chapter involving this scenario, Fiona. Thanks for the suggestion. I was wondering if I should make one. If more people want it, then I might just write it and post it between this part and part 3.
NOTICE!
This part is going to be much longer than part 1 because a lot more will be going on. Also, here's a list of some words that aren't commonly used.
Oban: bitchy old hag
PART 2
Kakashi and Jiraiya stare in horror at the two desks Tsunade had dragged into her office. The desks aren't the problem; the problem is what's on and around the desk: piles and piles of unfinished paperwork. Tsunade and Sakura glare at them from behind Tsunade's desk. "This work needs to be done by midnight," Tsunade says. A clock on the wall behind her shows the current time as 11am.
"You have thirteen hours. What's not done by midnight will be added to tomorrow's work," Sakura continues. "And hand over the Icha Icha books, now," she commands. The men reluctantly hand over about twenty Icha Icha books hidden all over their outfits. The women each take half the books and leave the room for a few minutes. They come back empty-handed.
"Where are the books?!" Jiraiya gasps.
Tsunade glares at him. "Locked up. While you two work today, Sakura and I will go to your homes and take everything you own that has to do with that perverted series and lock them up as well," she says. Kakashi and Jiraiya openly gape at the blonde woman. "If you go one week and still have work to do from that week, one eighth of the objects will be burned. It will continue each week that you don't do all the paperwork. If the two months are done and you keep leaving work from the weeks, every bit of that stuff will be in the furnace," she states. "And you each have your own work; you are not allowed to help each other finish the work. If you do and we find out about it, half of the remaining Icha Icha will be burned the next morning."
Jiraiya and Kakashi just about faint. All their Icha Icha burned … that is the worst ultimatum of punishment! "But…!" Kakashi starts frantically.
Sakura walks right up to him and looks him in the eye. Kakashi gulps upon seeing the severe anger in her eyes. "No buts about it, Kakashi!" she growls. "It's about time you two paid for your perverted actions! And as an added incentive," she continues, holding up Jiraiya's newest, but unfinished, book. Only copy in this world. "I will personally hold onto this. If either of you so much as does one perverted action during the upcoming two months, I will rip this to shreds and burn the pieces."
Jiraiya and Kakashi gasp. "But that's the …!" Jiraiya starts. Sakura turns and lands a punch right on hentai Sannin's right eye, making his black eye from the previous day hurt worse.
"Get to work, now," Tsunade orders. The two men each take a desk in silent submission, worrying about their poor collections of Icha Icha Paradise. Sakura and Tsunade watch them for an hour to make sure they stay on task, then leave to retrieve the men's vast collections of Icha icha Paradise books and paraphernalia.
Soon after the women leave, four Anbu enter the room and silently take up a position in each corner of the room. The masks and hoodies hide the identity of their jailors; Kakashi and Jiraiya sigh unhappily. The women meant business if they enlisted four Anbu to watch over them.
With the women two hours later
Sakura and Tsunade grin as they head into Tsunade's small home with several large and heavy black bags. "They'll never think to look here, Tsunade-sama!" Sakura giggles.
Tsunade grins at her apprentice. "Of course they won't. They'd never suspect us for perversion," she says. In truth, both women love the hentai nin because the women themselves are somewhat perverted. They love sneaking peaks on the men's hot springs. One big difference: the two women never get caught and are the last people anyone would suspect to be perverts.
Sakura giggles. "I can't believe Ino, Shikamaru, Neji, and Naruto had shown up at the right time to play jailors!" Sakura chuckles. "Jiraiya-sama and Kakashi-kun will never suspect those four! Especially with masks and hoodies! They'll never believe that those four agreed in teaching them a lesson! I bet the whole town will know of this by tomorrow, since two of the biggest blabbermouths in Konoha are playing jailors to those hentai!"
Tsunade laughs. "Maybe we should enlist the help of two more blabbermouth Anbu," she says slyly.
Sakura grins. "Kiba-kun and Tenten-chan?" she asks hopefully. Tsunade nods. Sakura laughs. "The top four blabbermouths playing jailors to the top two hentai in Konoha! This is too good! But we should enlist two more people, so they can take shifts. How about … Shino-kun and Hinata-chan?" Sakura suggests.
"Good idea. Kiba, Tenten, Shino, and Hinata will take night shift while Ino, Neji, Shikamaru, and Naruto will take day shift. That way, those two are never left out of sight of anyone. And that way, two blabbermouth Anbu and two serious Anbu will be on each shift," Tsunade says. "And that way, two men can follow those two into bathing rooms and hot springs to make sure they don't try anything funny."
Sakura grins. "This is gonna be a fun two months. And we aren't even gonna burn these; just keep them for ourselves if those two mess up," Sakura continues. The two women laugh as they put the bags in a hidden room. They close the wooden door that matches the wall perfectly and slide two bookcases in front of it, side by side.
Two weeks later
Kakashi stares at the last, small pile of paper on his desk. 'Thank Kami-sama; almost done,' he thinks. He glances at the clock. 'Two hours to finish before deadline, though.' He sighs and gets to work, shaking his right hand a little. 'Ugh, how can writers do this for so long? My hand hurts!' he complains to himself. He glances in Jiraiya's direction. Then he gapes. Jiraiya is done and is asleep! 'Ugh. Dumb Sannin,' he thinks angrily. 'Must be all the writing for the Icha Icha series.'
Upon thinking of the series, he quickly gets back to work. He can feel four sets of eyes watching him behind four masks. Tsunade had enlisted four more Anbu, so that there are two shifts. 'Baka oban,' he thinks. Now he and Jiraiya are never left alone. Two watches each of them while they sleep, follows them around when their separated. They just aren't left alone for even a bath! One of the Anbu always goes in with each of them while one stands guard outside the door.
Now he really knows what a prisoner feels like… and he doesn't like it one bit. Never any 'self-time'. Always being watched, always followed. He's beginning to notice that certain Anbu always stay outside when he's bathing and certain one's go in. He wonders if the Anbu that stay outside the bathing room are women. 'Ugh! If they are … this is humiliating!' he thinks. He notices he only has three pages left and ten minutes to get them done in.
He quickly gets to work, leaving no spelling mistakes or missed lines. They had learned quickly to make sure that the paperwork has to be completed perfectly, without spelling or grammar errors and without missing any lines by speed. Sakura and Tsunade go over them in the morning before he and Jiraiya arrive. They don't say anything but just lays the incomplete or grammatically wrong papers right in their chairs, adding to the amount they had to do that day. And the work from the day before has to be done first or else. He knows the Anbu guards tell Tsunade and Sakura if they did anything wrong, no matter how minor it is. And the Anbu never speak around him or Jiraiya, even if the two men tried to start a conversation. More orders, probably. Or it could be so that their identity is not found out. He and Jiraiya know most of the villagers and their voices very well.
He has a feeling that if any of them spoke, he'd know exactly who was guarding them. Of course… one of them said something once to him. He had been taking a long, hot shower to soothe his tense muscles and the Anbu in the bathing room with him told him to get out or else. He had jumped from surprise when the deep voice spoke up monotonously and quickly got out of the shower. He has heard some of them talk among themselves during shift changes. But they all purposely kept deep monotonous voices so as to hide their identities from him and Jiraiya. Kakashi signs the last form as the clock tower nearby strikes midnight. Jiraiya jumps awake, startled by the loud bells. The clock tower is only a block from the Hokage tower, and thus the bells in the clock tower are rather loud to people within the Hokage tower. The Anbu move forward and silently take papers to opposite sides of the room for Sakura and Tsunade to check later on. Then two move to stand beside him while the others move to stand by Jiraiya.
A few days after they had first started this punishment, whispers and outright conversations included their punishment as the main theme, and giggles still follow them and their guards everywhere they go. Kakashi recognizes the masks of his guards as the ones who followed him every other night. The Anbu seem swap their guard duty so one pair is with him one night, and the other pair with him the next night. The ones on dayshift do that as well. Kakashi sighs as he runs a hand through his silver hair. He glances at Jiraiya and notices the Sannin is in the same state of boredom and exhaustion as himself.
"This is getting very annoying," Jiraiya mutters to Kakashi, glancing at the Anbu following them out the Hokage tower.
"Hai," Kakashi sighs in agreement. "And we're only two weeks into this thing…," he moans.
Jiraiya moans as well. "Ugh… I am never going to spy on those two again!" he states. Kakashi makes a sound that signifies he agrees completely. Four chuckles come from the Anbu following them. Jiraiya glares at them out the corner of his eye. "You brats can tell them that too!" he growls. Again, the Anbu chuckle in amusement at the Sannin's frustration.
Jiraiya glares at them. "If I find out your identities, you four are dead! And so are those day shift brats!" he threatens. At that, the four Anbu bust out laughing, keeping their laughs similar in tone.
Kakashi sighs. "It's useless," he mutters to the Sannin. "We might never know who they are," he continues. The Sannin sighs, knowing that Kakashi speaks the truth. That doesn't mean either of them have to like it though. The four Anbu quickly become serious again and motion for the two hentai to keep moving. The two men sigh and comply to their jailors' wishes. "This is gonna be a long six weeks," Kakashi states. Jiraiya nods in agreement.
Five weeks and six days later
Sakura watches silently as her former sensei and the toad sage lay sleeping at their empty desks, their arms makeshift pillows for their heads. It's about two hours until midnight, and the two men have gotten much faster at completing the paperwork and keeping the papers accurate and grammatically correct. She glances at her Anbu friends playing jailors. "Go on home, guys. I'll watch them from here," she says softly. They nod and leave the room, stretching their stiff muscles as they leave and remove their masks to show Tenten, Kiba, Shino, and Hinata passing the doorway.
Unknown to the leaving Anbu, both men had been faking sleep and watched the entire scene through cracks in their arms. Tsunade had let day shift off two hours early as well while she watched them. Day shift had been Ino, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji. The two men sigh as they realize that their jailors had been so much younger than them. Sakura turns to them when her friends leave.
"Okay, you fakers, sit up," she says. They raise their heads, matching looks of surprise on their faces. Sakura hops up on Tsunade's desk and sits on a corner of it. "So, tell me what you learned these past two months," she says. The two men watch her warily. She seems very chipper today. Then again, so did Tsunade. "Tsunade and I both know that you know who your guards were these past few months," she says when they don't answer after a while. "And if we find out you so much as touched them in an angry way, you will be dealt three months of deskwork, not just two. And we will find other Anbu who would be willing to watch you two learn a valuable lesson."
Kakashi scowls at her. "Bullshit," he says angrily.
Sakura smirks. "Wanna try me?" she asks coyly.
"Not me!" Jiraiya says quickly, holding up his hands in a signal of peace.
Kakashi's scowl deepens, but he doesn't say anything. Sakura smiles at him. "So, care to tell me what lesson you learned these past two months?" she asks again.
Jiraiya sighs, rubbing his right eye. It still has a yellowish-green bruise around it from when she punched him the first day of their punishment. "That you have one hell-of-a-punch," he says. "And that you and Tsunade know how to absolutely torture people!"
Sakura laughs. "Aye," she says, agreeing with the Sannin. "We could have thought up worse if we had a little time, but that was just a spur of the moment punishment."
She turns to Kakashi and watches him patiently. She knows he'll speak soon. And he knows that she knows how to make him speak sooner than he wants to without even saying a word. Kakashi sighs. "I am never peaking on you or Tsunade again!" he growls.
"Just what I like to hear," a voice says from the doorway. They turn to see Tsunade there. "Now, make sure ya keep that promise, Kakashi."
The men grumble and complain. "You may leave," Sakura says softly. "Go to bed, you two. Sleep in for a few days," she adds noticing the dark circles under Jiraiya's eyes and Kakashi's uncovered eye. The men are gone in a puffs of clouds. Sakura sighs softly. She looks at Tsunade. "You think we can give them a dish of their own medicine without them knowing?" she asks, grinning slightly.
Tsunade laughs. "Sakura-chan! You have such a dirty mind!" she chuckles. Then she nods. "We can. But let's let them find us out instead, ne?" she says, an evil twinkle in her eyes. Sakura's face brightens upon realizing what Tsunade means. "Your right, girl. Let's see what they say when they find us, ne?" she says. Sakura laughs and nods happily. The two women get to work on their little scheme. Meanwhile, both men have collapsed in their beds on the other side of town and have fallen straight to sleep.
Sarah: well, that turned out interesting. Hm… next update will be the men being followed all day by women. (evil grin) and you'll never believe who starts it all!
