Meeting Chat's Lady

Chat decides to introduce Ladybug to his new friends.


"My Lady, I apologize in advance."

That was the first thing Chat said to her after he got back from his two week vacation. It was only natural she became one part curious, two parts worried.

Chat Noir didn't seem to change in the time he had been absent. Same bright green eyes and fluffy blonde hair. The only thing different is his usual flirty expression had shifted into a guilty grin. He looked like a kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar.

Marinette mentally shook herself and focused on the matter at hand. "What did you do Chaton?"

He rocked back and forth on his heels, hands clasped behind his back as he looked everywhere except at her. "I made some new friends."

Now she was confused. "That's great Chat! But why do you look like I'm about to squirt you with water?"

He finally looked at her when he gave her a dry look. "Har har. It's just…" he floundered his hand helplessly for a moment, trying to find the right words.

She gave a start when Chat started rambling.

"I met them while I was in New York when I literally crashed into them while vaulting over rooftops cause New York has some amazing buildings to jump over and things just kinda snowballed. Well they found out about you and have been dying-" suddenly he snorted, "Well, two have been dying. One's already half dead. Anyways, they have been wanting to meet you and Phantom just called me to say he managed to find an invention that could make portals so he was going to pick up the other two and meet us in Paris cause they all want to meet you." He grinned at her.

Marinette blinked a couple times, taking a moment to process what he just said. "Portal? Wha-" she stopped and shook her head, trying to wrap her head around the confusing situation.

Suddenly, a green swirly circle appeared right over Chat's head and three figures came tumbling out landing on him. Then it disappeared just as quick as it had come.

The first figure she noticed flew up above the pile, laughing his head off at the others. White hair floated in a nonexistent breeze, and he wore a black and silver jumpsuit. The second figure she noticed was the red dragon. It looked more like an Asian dragon from the east and had black spikes running down it's back. The dragon was currently trying to unwrap himself from a scarf that came from the final figure. A lanky ninja in a red and black suit was spouting out choked off threats as the dragon pulled at the scarf around them both.

Chat managed to get himself out from under the two struggling individuals to glare at the floating boy.

"Did you have to land on me?" he whined.

The floating boy finally let his laughter die out as he grinned at Chat, his glowing green eyes sparkling with humor. He replied to Chat in English, surprising Marinette. Now she was wishing she had taken those English classes.

Chat rolled his eyes, "Sure. An accident. Can you at least help Jake? He's gonna choke Ninja before they get untangled."

The boy sighed dramatically and floated over to the dangled up duo. To Marinette's surprise and curiosity, when he placed his hand on the ninja the two of them turned see through. The dragon spread his wings and leapt into the air before landing next to Chat. He muttered something that Marinette vaguely recognized as Mandarin. Chat just burst out laughing.

The ninja fixed his scarf angrily before turning to the floating boy and holding out his hand. He gave a start, as if he had just remembered something. Then he pulled out three bright green blutooth pieces from somewhere on his person. Marinette didn't want to know from where exactly.

He handed one to the ninja, tossed another to the dragon, and put the final one in his own ear.

"You guys make horrible first impressions." Chat leaned up against a wall, grinning at them.

"Don't blame us, dawg." The dragon said in fluent French, "Those ghost portals jack you up."

The ninja groaned, "They're totally wonk! You're lucky I didn't hurl all over the place."

"Wimps, both of you." The floating boy scoffed. "I thought it was perfectly fine."

"You're dead!" The ninja and dragon shouted together.

Marinette turned wide eyes to her partner, trying to comprehend what was going on. Chat bounced over next to her, throwing an arm around her shoulders. "Guys, behave! You're in the presence of a lady."

The floating boy turned to face her, a wide grin on his face. "Sorry Ladybug. I didn't spot you there."

Her eyes narrowed. "Did you just-"

"You really want to get into this again?" Chat interrupted. "Cause you don't stand a ghost of chance."

Marinette groaned into her hands. 'Not another one.' she thought to herself.

"NO!" The dragon shouted. "We are not going to get dragged into another pun war between you two." He glided over to where the spotted heroine stood. He stuck a claw out, "I'm Jake, the Am Drag of NYC."

Marinette smiled the best she could as she shook his claw. "Ladybug. Nice to meet you."

The ninja scrambled over, seemingly not wanting to be left out. "And I'm the Ninja. The Ninja of Norrisville." He shook her hand after a few dramatic poses. "Don't listen to any of these shoobs. I'm obviously the best."

The floating boy bumped him out of the way, "That's a lie and you know it. You're the youngest out of us all. Name's Phantom." Shaking his hand felt like shaking an ice cube and she resisted the urge to shudder.

"It's nice to meet you all." She grinned at the three of them. "So how exactly did you meet Chaton?"

All three of them broke into malicious grins and Chat turned red than her suit. He removed the arm around his shoulders as he waved his hands erratically."N-now there's no need-"

Phantom and Ninja threw their arms through hers. "Oh, wait till you hear this." Ninja said.

"Kitty got himself into quite the mess." Phantom added.

Jake shook his head in mock sympathy, "Wouldn't have gotten out of it without us."

The three of them ignored Chat's protests as they told her all about their adventures in America.

Oh she was going to tease him about it for a long time!


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