LOL Did all yall read the update of ABTTT?

We have some fun in this chapter, and like I've said this will update whenever i get ideas for it ^ ^ and it doesnt take long to write at all so it all good.

dont forget, this is a different universe than ABTTT, but same characters

I dont own bleach..... but i own this container of bleach! *hold up container of clorox*


Visiting Uncle Byakuya

Entry 4

So mom and dad….ok just mom said that we have to go visit Uncle Byakuya. We've never visited Uncle Bya-kun at his house in the Soul Society before since we only just discovered that our parents are shinigami. He has always visited us.

Is it weird to think your uncles hot? Because he is.

Maybe I can join this Shinigami women's association thing while I'm there too.

Last time uncle Bya-kun came to visit he and dad got into an argument….there's a shock. Now don't get me wrong those two actually get along pretty well, or at least mom says they get along better than they did when he was my age. Daddy said that he was thinking about recruiting me into his squad after I graduated, but uncle Bya-kun wanted me in his squad.

Do I get a say in this? Because being in the same squad as Riley would be awesome. Not to mention having my captain and lieutenant making out all day doesn't sound that appealing.

We needed a new kitchen after that fight.

So we arrived in the soul society and I was shocked at how….old looking everything was! Seriously did they stay in the feudal era come on now!

So we walk to the 'Kuchiki Manor' what is he nobility or something? And when we got there these people were all bowing to my mom and glaring at my dad.

That's what you get for knocking up the 'Kuchiki princess' before marriage.

I gasped at the size of the giant house, and dad dragged me and Renji inside, seeing as how Kyoko happily followed mom and dad anywhere. Seriously they could walk into a volcano and she'd follow them. When we stepped in I saw my favorite Uncle in his shinigami uniform.

Is it bad to think that your uncle is UBER HOT.

Maybe I can visit Shuhei while I'm here.

Do they have potato chips in the Soul Society? Cuz I really have a craving for some Lays…

But I digress again, I really seem to be good at that. Uncle Byakuya smiled upon seeing us and hugged mom, then the 3 of us. Mom showed us to our rooms and Dad and Uncle Bya-kun started talking about something, probably Captain business.

It's still hard to believe Mom and Dad are so important, especially considering how dysfunctional they are.

Uncle Renji stopped by and offered to take me out training. Mom and Dad said they had some stuff to attend to at the Squad 14 barracks.

What kind of 'stuff'

Ya, I know them.

So Uncle Renji took me out to this training area within the Serietei and we drew our swords. He released his zanpaktou as did I. Kuroyuki, considered the second most beautiful zanpaktou in all of the Soul Society.

Ya, apparently mom has the most beautiful one.

But I'm not bitter about it or anything.

(You'll find out what it looks like in a few chapters in ABTTT, but it needs to be a surprise, but you can probably tell what kind of abilities it will have)

His sword came hurling towards me and I blocked it with mine, sending a wave of ice towards him. He raised his reiatsu and the ice melted.

Damnit

So we trained a while and I realized that I had A LOT of work to do, but he said the fact that I can release her is already amazing. But I'm not the prodigy that my father was.

Says you, what do you know there's a reason Aizen came after me.

We got back to the manor and I walked by my father and Uncle Byakuya talking. I decided to eavesdrop.

"There is no way you could ever get my sister to sleep with you in this household" Byakuya smirked.

There's a shocking conversation….your underestimating the sex drive of my parents uncle Bya-kun. That whole stopping aging thing apparently means their hormones don't change either.

At least that's how I justify my parent's never-ending lust for each other.

"I don't think she's worried about defiling your precious manor. And I know your sleeping with a certain pink haired lieutenant here" Dad smirked.

"It's her morals. I never told her she couldn't I just don't think she would" my uncle blushed.

Uncle Bya-kun blushing? Dad got him good.

"Bet which squad Masaki goes into on it?" Dad grinned.

"Your on."

DON'T I GET A SAY IN THIS DAMNIT

So I'm laying in bed that night, kinda half asleep when I start hearing something. But….Mom and Dad are on the other side of the manor…there's no way. But it sounded like moaning. I sat up and tried to listen.

I'm not a pervert shut up.

It started getting louder, and louder…then finally

"OH MY GOD ICHIGO!"

I fell face first into my bed.

DAMNIT

He apparently wanted to let the whole house know that HE won the bet that night.

I have to say Unlce Bya-kun's face at breakfast the next morning was priceless though. As was Dad's goofy grin. But then as revenge Uncle Bya-kun told mom about the bet.

Ya, she was pissed.

She promised abstinence for a week.

Guess how well that went…

Ichigo and Rukia

"Were we really that loud?" Ichigo asked.

"Well, considering Nii-sama knew about it before you said anything…" she glared.

"That just shows how awesome I am" Ichigo grinned.

"Should we be concerned that Masaki is commenting on our sex life?" Rukia asked.

"She never said we do it too much though, she was just commenting on how loud we were.

"I still don't know…" Rukia was cut off when Ichigo's lips met her necks, wrapping his arms around her from behind. "What was I saying?" she gasped.

"Something about Masaki" he replied.

"Oh…ya" she shot out in-between moans. "She joined the Shinigami Women's Association while we were there."

"Oh…" Ichigo stopped and stood straight. "SHE WHAT!"


Entry 5

So Motoko, Shaolin, Riley and I all decided to go to the mall today.

Check for proper grammar usage!

So Motoko started dragging us into every store.

She reminds me so much of Auntie Rangiku it's scary.

So were in this one store in the mall, Motoko's looking at skirts, Riley's looking at shirts, Shaolin's looking at sportswear and I'm checking out the manga.

Did I mention this is one of those 'we have everything you can imagine' stores?

I really want a new series to read, something different, something that will make me search the internet for an update. Mom likes all those Shojo things, and I read a few but. Then I see it. Dance in the Vampire Bund. I pick it up and start looking through it…yes this is exactly what I'm looking for! A vampire werewolf love story, but so not that horrible disgusting Twilight shit! Not to mention the werewolf is hot and the vampire princess kicks ass apparently.

I buy a few volumes and we make our way to another store and we all decide to try on sun dresses.

I must say I look amazing in purple.

Riley bought this really cute blue one, Shaolin yellow and Motoko finding that pink goes surprisingly well with her white hair.

We get to the food court and are eating when these guys come up to us and start flirting.

Curse our good looks.

"What are you ladies doing later" the middle one asked.

"We're going to go sword fighting" Shaolin nonchalantly replied. It wasn't a lie either we were planning on training later.

"Oh really? We happen to be world class sword fighters" one of the guys said.

And I'm the queen of Massachusetts.

Riley stood and walked up to one of the guys, pulling up her shirt to expose a healing scar on the stomach. She got hit by a hollow a few nights back and the wound was healing slowly. It was a long red gash that she didn't bother to cover at all. "Where's your battle scars" she glared, knowing this would scare them off.

"CRAZY BITCH!" the leader shouted, waving the others to run off. Riley smirked and sat back down.

"You know usually the tattoos are enough to scare off the men Riley" Motoko laughed. Riley smirked and ate her food again.

We all came to my house and put our stuff down, exiting our bodies and getting ready to go to Urahara's place for training.

"Ichigo, do we have any plans tonight?" I heard my mother ask.

"Only the usual" he nonchalantly replied.

The usual….what on earth could that be I wonder.

"Aside from that stupid."

"No, not that I know of why?"

"Well, the kids are all staying at Urahara's tonight, so Renji and Sia invited us over."

Me and Riley's faces went white. We had heard the story. We had no idea if it was true, but we had heard it.

My ears are bleeding, and I have images running through my mind that will never be erased.

Ichigo and Rukia

"You know I'm really surprised she doesn't hide this better" Rukia laughed.

"Why are there so many dirty men all over my little girl" Ichigo growled. Rukia gave him a look of annoyance.

"She's a beautiful 17 year old girl Ichigo, she's gonna have men making advances."

"I don't trust men" Ichigo glared, crossing his arms and huffing.

"Why not?"

"I'm a man aren't I? I would never want someone like me around my daughter" Ichigo smirked. Rukia rolled her eyes.

"But I like you that way" she purred seductively.

"That's what makes it even scarier; she is your daughter after all…"


Entry 6

So it's family night. And yes before you say anything we do have family bonding night.

More like me Renji and Kyoko do something and mom and dad…

You understand by now don't you creeper reading this?

You know I've only just now realized that I write this as though someone is going to read it. Mom and Dad probably are though so here's to you…

GET A FUCKING ROOM

But I digress. So we were all in the living room gathered around the table playing spoons.

……my family gets violent playing spoons.

Kyoko grabbed the pen in the center and we all made a mad dash. Mom and Dad grabbed the last one at the same time.

Let the death match begin.

Mom jumped over to Dad's side of the table (I can't promise there was no ulterior motive) and they started fighting for it. The cap came off and they were both left with half a pen.

Let the who actually won argument begin.

So after a patch job on my father (remember now mom's pregnant so she had an unfare advantage in that Dad won't hit her back, and it's given her super human strength.) We decided to have family story time.

Mom told the story of how when Renji was a baby he swallowed a bee…and we only then discovered that he was allergic when it stung him in the stomach.

Wow….he was even stupid back then.

Then it was Dad's turn.

"Well…I remember when Masaki was two…" damn it dad…. " and we went to that one year high school reunion…"

"Wait….you had a one year reunion?" I asked bewildered. He laughed and nodded.

"I thought it was stupid too, but Rukia kicked me" he glared.

"I wanted to go!" she huffed, crossing her arms like a 4 year old.

"ANYWAY" he groaned. "Everyone there thought she was the most precious thing ever. You still had hip length hair, but it was up in pigtails, and you were in this cute little pink dress Uryu made you for your birthday. The entire time you wouldn't leave my side" he laughed. I frowned.

"You seriously stayed next to me the whole night. Your mother would try to take you to see people and you would grab my pant leg and hide. Then at one point I had to hold you for 20 minutes when Keigo got wasted… stupid Keigo" Dad laughed. "I had to punch him and hold you at the same time" he laughed.

"She was such a little Daddy's girl back then" Mom laughed.

"She still is" Dad returned the laugh.

"AM NOT!" I roared.

"Ok, so why do you have to go see all scary movies with him" Mom asked slyly.

"He'll protect me from the creepers in the theatre!" I answered defensively.

"Why do have to take you to the dentist every time?" Dad grinned.

"That dentist is going to kill me one day I'm convinced of it!" I pointed.

"How come you always ask him for everything?" Mom asked.

"Because he knows what I'm talking about!" I roared. Mom has lived here permanently since I was born, and still had a hard time with DVD players!

"Just admit it" They laughed.

"NEVER!" I shouted, storming off to my room. I slammed the door and opened up my laptop. The screen is a picture of me and my dad when I was 5 at the zoo…

……GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

Ichigo and Rukia

"She's like that because you're such a good dad" Rukia smiled.

"I know, I've heard that before" Ichigo sighed dramatically.

"Oh Ichigo we have a shinigami women's association meeting tomorrow" Rukia added.

"And being the amazing father I am SHE'S NOT GOING!"


LOL i hope yall liked it!

Banana