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WARNING: SOME ITACHI BASHING. IT'S IN THE FIRST RHYME. SORRY. ):

DISCLAIMER: I do not nor will I ever, own Naruto, Nursery Rhymes, or anything else. x_x

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Tsunade sat thinking. She was trying to remember how the old nursery rhyme; "Pop Goes the Itachi" went. Hmm, oh well, she would just have to wing it.

"You snots ready?"

"Yeah!" cheered said snots.

"Okay here goes,

All around the sakura tree, Sasuke chased Itachi.
As Itachi ran away with glee, STAB! went Sasuke."

"…."

"….What, you snots didn't like it or something?"

"Um, that's not how it goes, Miss Lady Hokage Tsunade." All the kids looked confused. Who is Sasuke? Who is Itachi? Why was Itachi running? What is a 'glee'? Why did Itachi get stabbed?
All these questions and more ran through the poor little kids heads. They were completely and utterly confused.

"Well, if you can do SO much better, then YOU tell me how it goes." Tsunade demanded.

"Oh, oh, choose me Lady Miss! Choose me!"
It was the boy who loved Crazy Bart. His name is Bushido and he, my dear friends, loved him some Crazy Bart. Loved to the point of obsession.

"Alright, give it a shot kid." Tsunade told while being oblivious to the other kids' looks of terror.

"OKAY!" Bushido shouted.
"All around the inflatable tube man, I ran a mile.
Crazy Bart, he said to me….."HI! I'm in denial."
Bushido was proud. He used the exact combination of big words and Crazy Bart in the song. He was so sure he got the rhyme right! There was no way the brown-eyed, braided pigtail girl of his dreams, Nami, could refuse him now! That's why he was disappointed to hear said girl tell him:

"That's not how it goes Bushido!" Bushido promptly sweat dropped. "Then how does it go Nami?"

"I'll tell you!" She said while standing and getting ready to launch into the feared….. Speech Mode. Dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnnn! (A/N: I like narrating! :D)

Nami recited,
"All around the Forest of Death, the genin ran for cover.
As the animals saw the ninja, ROAR! went a tiger."

"I knew something important I should know about was in that song. Huh, wonder how I forget such a thing." Tsunade decided to brush the thought off though because finally, at long last, her time….. was up!
"SAKE TIME!" Tsunade cheered. "So long brats!"

"Bye crazy Lady, see ya next week!" The happy kids shouted.

That stopped Tsunade dead in her tracks. She suddenly remembered that, oh yeah, I have to come back next week and oh yeah; I probably shouldn't overdo it on the sake. But her next thought after that was:

"Oh well! I'll worry about that when the time comes!"

And off Tsunade ran to her next Hokage duty read as: Sake. As she ran off though she could hear Bushido say,

"I still think my Crazy Bart rhyme was the BESTEST. Don't you think so Nami?"

-DIVIDER LINE-

Author Note Time!: It was the bestest Bushido, it was! Sorry if you like Itachi. Sorry he got stabbed. :/ Don't be sorry to review though! :D That's right, shameless adversting for reviews right in the Author Note! I'll love you forever. :]

PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER TIME!:

"Tell us about the egg thingy that falled on his face Miss Lady." Nami requested.

"Umm sure. Anyone got a problem with that?"

No one had a problem with that suggestion. Of course, Nami threatened them with pain if they did.

"Okay Tsunade. You can do this. Do not let last time happen again. And if you do, don't let Crazy Bart boy speak again!" And with that thought, she began.