The White Hair Club

Yamamoto decides that all the captains must form clubs for social purposes, so Ukitake forms a white hair club with all the other white, gray, or silvered haired soul reapers.

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A/N: It took me a while, but I finally decided on a club activity for the WHC. Also, I didn't notice this when I first wrote it, but all the clubs are all girls with one guy or all guys with one girl. Club members are all on a first name basis. Conversations involving more than four people will be written in script format.

"I now call to order the first meeting of the White hair club!" Ukitake announced from the head of the table in their club room. They had been assigned a small room near the squad 13 barracks to hold their club activities in.

"Great," Toshiro mumbled irritably, "So what are we doing? Did you decide on a club activity?"

Jushiro smiled brightly, "I'm glad you asked that. You see, I actually did manage to come up with something for us to do. We're going to travel across realms visiting characters with white/gray/silver hair from other popular animes."

Toshiro sighed, "Does that mean we're going into Naruto's world?"

"Well, no," Ukitake said sheepishly, "I looked into that but it turned out to be a bust. The third hokage said he was too busy, I want to keep Jiraiya away from Isane, and I want to keep Kabuto away from you, Toshiro. Instead we'll be visiting Inuyasha and Sesshomaru first."

Jushiro had managed to talk the head captain into allowing them to use one of the court guard squad's senkaimon to use for their club activities. The group of four approached the senkaimon. "Should we really be doing this?" Isane asked hesitantly. "It'll be fine," Ukitake assured her. "But what if we can't get back?" she asked nervously. "We'll be able to get back, stop worrying so much," the older captain said to calm her down. "Let's just go already," Toshiro mumbled as he stepped through the senkaimon. Ukitake followed immediately after.

Isane glanced back at Chojiro, who responded with, "Ladies first." Then she too stepped through the portal, with Chojiro bringing up the rear.


"So did everyone bring in their pretty kitty for the Cat Fanclub meeting?" Soifon asked cheerfully. The Cat Fanclub's meeting room was an open space with a few plants against the walls. The club members were seated on a tatami mat floor.

"Yachiru and I are present, but Sajin seems to be running late," Nemu answered.

Soifon frowned momentarily, but then brightened again saying, "Well, we'll just start without him. Nemu, you go first."

Nemu nodded, "Understood. This is my father's cat, Pokey. What makes him special is that he has listening devices implanted under his skin, as well as venomous claws and a remote destruct feature." She held up a gray cat that meowed grumpily.

Soifon blinked a few times. "That's a very special cat," she said unsurely after a pause.

"Yay! My turn!" Yachiru shouted, "This is my kitty, Gumball! What makes her special is I made her completely out of candy!" She held up a sticky looking cat made out of gum, taffy, and other assorted sweets.

Soifon stared. "How... unnerving," she said with slight disgust.

"It would be your turn, Soifon," Nemu reminded her.

Soifon smiled and said, "This is my cat, Little Yoruichi! What makes her special is she looks just like Yoruichi's cat form!" Soifon held up a black cat with yellow eyes. Then a masculine chuckle filled the room, which soon turned into laughter. "What's so funny, Little Yoruichi?" Soifon asked her cat. "What's funny is that you haven't realized yet," her cat responded.

"Woah! That kitty just talked!" Yachiru said with amazement. More laughter followed.

Suddenly steam filled the room. When it cleared, there was a purple haired, completely nude woman sitting on Soifon's lap.

"Lady Yoruichi, it's you!" Soifon exclaimed. "Well who else would it be?" she asked. "I thought you were just a cat," Soifon admitted. "Nope, it was me the entire time," Yoruichi smirked.

"So it was you when I first brought you home?" Soifon asked.

"Yep," she answered.

"And when I left you there all day with no food?" Soifon continued.

"Yep," came her response.

"And the time I put tuna on my, um, special place to see if you would lick it off?" Soifon ventured.

"No. That time it was just a cat. It was just a hungry cat who couldn't resist the smell of delicious tuna," Yoruichi answered extremely awkwardly.

Nobody said anything for several minutes, then the door slid open. "Sorry I'm late," Sajin apologized as he entered the room, "I was having trouble finding the place and my cat, Tora, ate some bad meat so I couldn't... Am I interrupting something?"

"No, you're fine. Come on in," Yoruichi welcomed him as she climbed off of Soifon's lap. Komamura entered the room and sat down uneasily.

"Yoruichi," Soifon whispered, "I don't mind if you're naked, but I think you're making Sajin uncomfortable. Could you go get some clothes?"

"Oh, right, clothes. I'll be right back," Yoruichi said as she left the room.

The four WHC members stepped out of the senkaimon into a barren land occupied only by a small village, some farms, and a few grazing animals.

"This is it," Jushiro told them, "Inuyasha should be somewhere in this village."

"How do we find him?" Toshiro asked with disinterest.

"I was told to follow the shouting," Ukitake responded while rubbing the back of his head with one hand.

As if to help move along the plot of a story, shouting emerged from one of the shoddier looking buildings.

"What's the big deal? It's just a piece of cloth!" a man's voice shouted.

"It's not just a piece of cloth! It's my underwear and it's a very personal item! So don't touch it!" a woman's voice shouted back.

"This them?" Toshiro asked. "Yeah," Ukitake answered. The other two remained quiet.

"It's cloth! And I'll touch it if I want to!" the man continued to shout.

"No you won't! Inuyasha, Sit!" the woman shouted with finality. There was a large thud followed by angry profanities.

Another voice joined, "This Sesshomaru would appreciate it if you two would be quiet. You're giving this Sesshomaru a headache."

"Excuse us," Jushiro interrupted politely, "We're the white hair club, here to visit Inuyasha and Sesshomaru."

"Sorry about all that yelling," Kagome apologized, "Inuyasha was just being an idiot again." She turned and shouted, "Hey Inuyasha, those people are here to see you and your brother!" "I know! I can hear!" Inuyasha shouted back.

Before they could get into another shouting match, Jushiro asked, "Is there somewhere private where we can hold our meeting?" "That building right there," she answered pointing to the nearest cottage before storming off.

Inuyasha got up and dusted himself off and walked purposefully into the cottage. The WHC followed him in. Sesshomaru was already inside. They all sat around a low table.

Jushiro: Thank you for doing this, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Anything to give me a break from that annoying Kagome.

Jushiro: And thank you, Sesshomaru. I know you must be very busy with things.

Sesshomaru: That's incorrect. This Sesshomaru only came because this Sesshomaru had no other events to occupy his time.

Inuyasha: So you only came because you were bored?

Sesshomaru: That's another way to say it.

Jushiro: Well, whatever your reasons, you're here. So let's get started. You two both have noticeably white hair, how do you feel about that?

Inuyasha: I've never really thought about it, this is the hair color I was born with.

Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru has the same story.

Toshiro: So what do we do now?

Jushiro: I don't know, I guess I didn't think this far ahead... So what do you guys do for fun?

Sesshomaru: If this Sesshomaru had anything fun to do, he wouldn't be here.

Inuyasha: I usually just go through Kagome's stuff when I'm bored.

Isane: That's probably why she got so mad earlier.

Inuyasha: Meh. So you guys wanna go look through her stuff?

Jushiro: That sounds interesting, but is there anything less invasive we could do?

Inuyasha: We could cock block Miroku.

Sesshomaru: From what I've seen, he doesn't need help with that.

Inuyasha: True. We could lock Shippo in a box.

Isane: That's terrible!

Inuyasha: No it's not, I poke holes in the top.

Sesshomaru: It is terrible. This Sesshomaru would never do something so heinous to his traveling companions.

Inuyasha: You don't have any traveling companions.

Sesshomaru: I have Rin.

Inuyasha: Really, where is she now?

Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru put her in the care of the demon hunting woman you travel with.

Inuyasha: Sango?

Sesshomaru: Yes, that was her name.

Inuyasha: Why would you leave Rin with her?

Sesshomaru: She's violent, but she wouldn't harm a small child.

Jushiro: So, is Rin your daughter, Sesshomaru?

Sesshomaru: No, this Sesshomaru found her and decided to raise her.

Chojiro: That actually sounds a lot like Captain Zaraki and Lieutenant Kusajishi.

Jushiro: It does really.

The conversation continued for a couple of hours. The topic didn't stay on one thing in particular and eventually Toshiro, who didn't say much, decided to speak up.

Toshiro: Can we go back now? I've got work to do.

Jushiro: I suppose it is time we go back. Thank you again for agreeing to this.

Inuyasha: Sure, don't mention it.

Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru somewhat enjoyed this meeting.

Jushiro: Great. We'll be leaving now.

The group said goodbye to the white haired demonic half brothers and exited the small cottage. It was a short walk back to the senkaimon and then the were back in Soul Society. They decided to each return to their offices rather than going back to the club room, at Toshiro's insistence.

The next week at the Cat Fanclub Yoruichi had chosen to come and was made a permanent member under the conditions that she either come with clothes on or stay in her cat form the entire time. As the roles of President and Vice-president were already filled, she was given the role of club mascot.

"Time for another meeting of the Cat Fanclub!" Soifon announced cheerfully, "Is everyone here today?"

"Sajin is late again, but everyone else is here," Nemu responded.

"Didn't he say he was bringing his cat today?" Yoruichi asked.

"Yeah, he's supposed to bring him in this week because he couldn't last week," Soifon answered.

A loud thumping came from the area just outside the door. "I'll get it!" Yachiru shouted as she jumped up. She ran over to the door and slid it open.

"Sorry I'm late again, I promise not to make a habit of it," Komamura apologized as he entered the room. Yachiru gaped in amazement. Soifon and Yoruichi stared in disbelief. Nemu stood on guard. "Oh, I'm sorry. Where are my manners?" Sajin apologized again. He held up his cat and announced, "This is my cat, Tora. What makes him special is he's an adult male Bengal Tiger!"

A/N: To make a few things clear: I was implying that Kabuto is a pedophile. The Yoruichi and Soifon part is technically implied bestiality, not implied yuri. By underwear, Kagome meant her bra. And Komamura couldn't open the door himself because he was holding 500lbs of adult male Bengal Tiger. Thank you and review.