Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs. Blue or Halo. So yeah…

Episode 2

(Still at Red base)

Smith: Damn straight nothing

Fish: Right ok anyways we are going to attack the Blues today

Hollis: Why?

Fish: Because we are fighting them… in a war

Hollis: But why attack them, they never attacked us

Fish: Yes so this gives us the upper hand

Hollis: But attacking them could get us hurt. They could fight back and be better than us.

Smith: Yes and if you do get hurt then we might be able to get someone less annoying

Fish: Yes someone more manly too

George: More manly? What like more of a man than you what are you gay or something?

Fish: No that's not what I meant, I meant…

Smith: Who cares what you meant… Don't ask don't tell right? ... No one here cares

Hollis: I care

Smith: No you don't Hollis, no you don't

Hollis: Oh I don't care then

George: Moving on

Fish: Right so Private Hollis and Private First Class Smith you will sneak around the island via the beach and George and I will

George: PRIVATE George

Fish: Right we will move along the top level of the island so that we can cut off all of their escape routes.

(Fish and George Walk away)

Smith: Hollis you go right and I'll go left

Hollis: But then we're not together

Smith: Exactly

Hollis: But, but he said we should go together to cut off their escape

Smith: Yes and by us not being together we can do an even better job of that.

Hollis: OK!

(Smith leaves (left) Hollis leaves (left))

Smith: Wrong way

Hollis: I knew that don't think I didn't know that

Smith: Then go

Hollis: Right

(Hollis crosses the screen and leaves (right))

(At Blue base with Ford and McLaughlin)

Ford: Okay, truth or dare?

McLaughlin: Oh, I don't know… I'm gonna have to say…

Jeff: What the hell are you two doing?

Ford: Playing truth or dare and its McLaughlin's turn!

McLaughlin: Truth!

Jeff: You two are so gay.

McLaughlin: FALSE.

Mastro: What are you ladies doing?

McLaughlin: FALSE.

Mastro: False what?

Ford: We are playing truth or dare!

Mastro: Okay… anyone knows what the Red Team is up to?

Ford: Nope. Not a clue.

Mastro: Let's form an attack!

Jeff: Does this mean that I have to do something?

Mastro: Yes, Jeff. Yes is does.

Jeff: Crap.

Mastro: Okay! Me and Jeff will move on the top level while Kyle and Kyle move along the beach.

McLaughlin: Which Kyle? Me Kyle or Him Kyle?

Mastro: Both of you.

McLaughlin: Which way do we go?

Jeff: Who cares? Just pick a side!

McLaughlin: Oh! Oh! I'll pick the right side!

(McLaughlin runs off to the left)

Ford: Did he just go left?

Mastro: Yep. Just go right.

Ford: Okay!

(Ford runs off to the right)

Mastro: Jeff, come with me. We're going up high.

(With Hollis walking on the beach)

Hollis: I'm walking on the beach~ do, do, do, doo~ Be-cause Smith told me to~ do, do, do, doo~ wait… where do I know that from?

McLaughlin: Freeze!

Hollis: Oh! I have ice back at my base! Oh… wait… I left it out of the freezer… Oh! I have water back at the base!

McLaughlin: We're on an island. We are surrounded by water.

Hollis: Well then why did you say freeze?

McLaughlin: Cause I wanted you to stop…?

Hollis: Oh, then why didn't you say stop?

McLaughlin: Because it's military talk.

Hollis: Why are you talking like you're in the military?

McLaughlin: Because we are in a war.

Hollis: We're in a what?