Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs. Blue or Halo. So yeah…
Episode 2
(Still at Red base)
Smith: Damn straight nothing
Fish: Right ok anyways we are going to attack the Blues today
Hollis: Why?
Fish: Because we are fighting them… in a war
Hollis: But why attack them, they never attacked us
Fish: Yes so this gives us the upper hand
Hollis: But attacking them could get us hurt. They could fight back and be better than us.
Smith: Yes and if you do get hurt then we might be able to get someone less annoying
Fish: Yes someone more manly too
George: More manly? What like more of a man than you what are you gay or something?
Fish: No that's not what I meant, I meant…
Smith: Who cares what you meant… Don't ask don't tell right? ... No one here cares
Hollis: I care
Smith: No you don't Hollis, no you don't
Hollis: Oh I don't care then
George: Moving on
Fish: Right so Private Hollis and Private First Class Smith you will sneak around the island via the beach and George and I will
George: PRIVATE George
Fish: Right we will move along the top level of the island so that we can cut off all of their escape routes.
(Fish and George Walk away)
Smith: Hollis you go right and I'll go left
Hollis: But then we're not together
Smith: Exactly
Hollis: But, but he said we should go together to cut off their escape
Smith: Yes and by us not being together we can do an even better job of that.
Hollis: OK!
(Smith leaves (left) Hollis leaves (left))
Smith: Wrong way
Hollis: I knew that don't think I didn't know that
Smith: Then go
Hollis: Right
(Hollis crosses the screen and leaves (right))
(At Blue base with Ford and McLaughlin)
Ford: Okay, truth or dare?
McLaughlin: Oh, I don't know… I'm gonna have to say…
Jeff: What the hell are you two doing?
Ford: Playing truth or dare and its McLaughlin's turn!
McLaughlin: Truth!
Jeff: You two are so gay.
McLaughlin: FALSE.
Mastro: What are you ladies doing?
McLaughlin: FALSE.
Mastro: False what?
Ford: We are playing truth or dare!
Mastro: Okay… anyone knows what the Red Team is up to?
Ford: Nope. Not a clue.
Mastro: Let's form an attack!
Jeff: Does this mean that I have to do something?
Mastro: Yes, Jeff. Yes is does.
Jeff: Crap.
Mastro: Okay! Me and Jeff will move on the top level while Kyle and Kyle move along the beach.
McLaughlin: Which Kyle? Me Kyle or Him Kyle?
Mastro: Both of you.
McLaughlin: Which way do we go?
Jeff: Who cares? Just pick a side!
McLaughlin: Oh! Oh! I'll pick the right side!
(McLaughlin runs off to the left)
Ford: Did he just go left?
Mastro: Yep. Just go right.
Ford: Okay!
(Ford runs off to the right)
Mastro: Jeff, come with me. We're going up high.
(With Hollis walking on the beach)
Hollis: I'm walking on the beach~ do, do, do, doo~ Be-cause Smith told me to~ do, do, do, doo~ wait… where do I know that from?
McLaughlin: Freeze!
Hollis: Oh! I have ice back at my base! Oh… wait… I left it out of the freezer… Oh! I have water back at the base!
McLaughlin: We're on an island. We are surrounded by water.
Hollis: Well then why did you say freeze?
McLaughlin: Cause I wanted you to stop…?
Hollis: Oh, then why didn't you say stop?
McLaughlin: Because it's military talk.
Hollis: Why are you talking like you're in the military?
McLaughlin: Because we are in a war.
Hollis: We're in a what?
