Smell Like a Lin Kuei

Notes: I was going to leave it at just the one chapter but I think I'm going to leave it open for now so I can add more parodies to the commercials if I come up with them.

Sorry for the Scorpion abuse. I love him too, honest!

Commercial 2: We're on a Horse

"Hello ladies," Sub-Zero says as he and Tundra stand in front of the Lin Kuei Palace. "Look at Scorpion." He points to Scorpion, who is standing a few feet away. "Now back to us. Back to Scorpion. Now back to us! Sadly, he isn't us. But if he stopped rolling around in the Netherrealm, he could smell like us."

"Hey!" Scorpion shouts. He crosses his arms over his chest and glares at the two brothers.

"Look down," Tundra says, ignoring the spectre. "Now back up. Where are you?" He sweeps his arm in a wide arc, showing that the brothers are standing in a beautiful courtyard. "You're in China, with the men Scorpion could smell like."

Sub-Zero gestures to Scorpion. "What's Scorpion doing?" Scorpion's hands are balled into fists with flames surrounding them. "He's making fire while we can create cool, soothing ice." The Cryomancers allow ice to form in their hands as Sub-Zero speaks. "Look at us, the ice is now ice cream." Sub-Zero is now holding a chocolate ice cream cone while Tundra holds a vanilla ice cream cone.

They throw the ice cream behind them as Tundra says, "Anything is possible when your man smells like a Lin Kuei and not a sulfur pit." As he says this, Scorpion draws his swords.

"We're on Motaro," Sub-Zero says. To add emphasis to his point, Motaro rears back, whinnies, and kicks Scorpion across the courtyard.