CHAPTER 2 ( Minecraft )
All of a sudden, our heroes (hahahahahahah) Diff and Abbix wake up in the middle of a pixelated forest.
Abbix: now what?
Diff: OMG I'M PIXELATED
Abbix: minecraft
Diff: I can punch trees and get wood, how awesome is that? x3
Abbix: Okay...I'm worried about something.
Diff: What?
Abbix: Which difficulty is this?
Diff: Well, normally I always set my games on the hardest ones.
Abbix: WHAT?
Diff: that been said, I never played this game.
Abbix: oh no...
Diff: AAAANNDD...I left your consoles as basis, that includes your computer…don't ask me how I got it
Abbix: ... okaaaayyy...anyway we better start getting some wood, tons of it and...um craft a crafting table with it AND FAST!
Diff: Why?
Abbix: because of the MOBS *dramatic music*
[Diff: The what?
Abbix: the evil creatures of this world that CAN and WILL kill us
Diff: Hmmm, I can't think of anything that is evil and pixilated. Not to mention I am chuck Norris, I can punch trees and get wood
Abbix: oh you'll see! Anyway start punching those trees while I do a crafting table and some itens for us
Diff: willdo
A day, a forest, and a rocket later (yes, he still had the rocket launcher).
Abbix: YOU BURNED THE WHOLE FUCKING FOREST DOWN. Now we have not very much wood… and this crappy house
Diff: Pixelated fire...it was funny
Abbix: *sigh* at least we made a house, now let's prepare ourselves FOR THE NIGHT!
Diff: *is outside running after a sheep* I NEED YOUR WOOL
Abbix: NO IT'S GETTIN' DARK YOU-*gasp*... um... Diff, you better get in...like, right NOW!
Diff: Why? *looks back* hey there cute guy. What are you up to?
Creeper: SSSsssssss
Abbix: NO GET AWAY FROM HI-*BOOOOMM*
Diff:*flies away, and fall in the house through the window*
Abbix: damn, well you're alive...and we got some wool for the bed, at least, for ONE bed
Diff: Since I am the one wounded, it is logical that you sleep on the floor.
Abbix: no way! Aren't you a gentleman? Gentlemen doesn't let ladies sleeping on a dirty floor like this
Diff: Hmmm, well, uhhh...WELL FUCK YOU
*on the morning*
Abbix: hmmmm, what a nice nght of rest! Well it's time for some EXPLORATION! *epic pose*
Diff: how do you heal in this game?
Abbix: eating pig meat
Diff: as of in...bacon?
Abbix: raw...unless we craft a furnace
Diff: YAY! A game where that in order to heal we must eat bacon! And will probably be dead by the age of thirty
Abbix: how do you know?
Diff: Remember, I am over one hundred years old, I've made medicine more than once...in fact, look at 1960 news, a genius medic found out how to cure cancer, but the cure was in fact an orange juice.
Diff: The media wanted to kill me
Abbix: rrriihgggttt...okay, I made two pickaxes, now we need to find a cave.
*explosion*
Diff: Done, my last rocket tho.
Abbix: -_-... I'll just do the pickaxes
*Some digging later*
Diff: Hey I found iron!
*More digging later*
Diff: Hey I found GOLD!
*More digging later*
Diff: HEY I FOUND REDSTONE! MORE REDSTONE! MORE AND MORE AND MORE
Abbix: uhhhh...Diff you should be careful, redstones mostly means that there's...
Diff: REDSTONE REDSTONE REDSTONE LAVA REDSTONE...what lava
Diff: AHHHH LAVA
*burns*
Abbix:... nevermind
(Based on a true story, except that when this happened to Diff in real life, which happened over 3 times, he was also carrying loads of diamond and that's the reason he permaragequited minecraft)
Diff: *spawns* WHAT? I'M STUCK ON THE FLOOR
Abbix: I think that the game wasn't programmed for you to sleep on the floor...
Diff: Okay, I'll just break under us...hey a cave
Abbix: A cave under our house?
Diff: Yes, and it seems like there's some dungeon around here...I'll ask that guy over there for directions.
Abbix: What guy?
Creeper: SSSSssssss
*explosion*
*death*
Abbix: *facepalm*
Diff: AAHHHHH *hits the floor* Damn it, now I lose life by the simple fact of spawning.
Abbix: What...WHAT? YOU DESTROYED THE HOUSE!
Diff: So that's why there are itens all over the floor...hey, when did you get all that obsidian?
Abbix: I didn't..
Diff: Maybe that green guy exploded some frozen lava pool.
Abbix: Wait a sec...HEY! WE CAN MAKE A NETHER PORTAL! YAY!
Diff: What?
Abbix: *position blocks, set it on fire* ABRACADABRA!
Diff: Okay, that was creepy, what's taht?
Abbix: A portal to another dimension of this game, used refered to as nether….uuuhh..diff?
*enters nether portal*
Abbix: Hey found you.
Diff: This place looks quite intreasti-OMG LAVA EVERYWHERE
Abbix: Yes, that, and be carefull, this place is full of dangerous MOBS and can be very tr-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Diff: *is riding a ghast* YAYYY
Abbix: I'm surprised I didn't predict that...hey, another portal, this one looks different...where should it lead to?
Diff: *crashes*...ouch...well, answering your question, there is only one way to know, that and I'm too lazy to think of other ways.
*both of then enters the strange portal*
END OF CHAPTER 2 BABY YEAAAHHHHHH
