CHAPTER 2 ( Minecraft )

All of a sudden, our heroes (hahahahahahah) Diff and Abbix wake up in the middle of a pixelated forest.

Abbix: now what?

Diff: OMG I'M PIXELATED

Abbix: minecraft

Diff: I can punch trees and get wood, how awesome is that? x3

Abbix: Okay...I'm worried about something.

Diff: What?

Abbix: Which difficulty is this?

Diff: Well, normally I always set my games on the hardest ones.

Abbix: WHAT?

Diff: that been said, I never played this game.

Abbix: oh no...

Diff: AAAANNDD...I left your consoles as basis, that includes your computer…don't ask me how I got it

Abbix: ... okaaaayyy...anyway we better start getting some wood, tons of it and...um craft a crafting table with it AND FAST!

Diff: Why?

Abbix: because of the MOBS *dramatic music*

[Diff: The what?

Abbix: the evil creatures of this world that CAN and WILL kill us

Diff: Hmmm, I can't think of anything that is evil and pixilated. Not to mention I am chuck Norris, I can punch trees and get wood

Abbix: oh you'll see! Anyway start punching those trees while I do a crafting table and some itens for us

Diff: willdo

A day, a forest, and a rocket later (yes, he still had the rocket launcher).

Abbix: YOU BURNED THE WHOLE FUCKING FOREST DOWN. Now we have not very much wood… and this crappy house

Diff: Pixelated fire...it was funny

Abbix: *sigh* at least we made a house, now let's prepare ourselves FOR THE NIGHT!

Diff: *is outside running after a sheep* I NEED YOUR WOOL

Abbix: NO IT'S GETTIN' DARK YOU-*gasp*... um... Diff, you better get in...like, right NOW!

Diff: Why? *looks back* hey there cute guy. What are you up to?

Creeper: SSSsssssss

Abbix: NO GET AWAY FROM HI-*BOOOOMM*

Diff:*flies away, and fall in the house through the window*

Abbix: damn, well you're alive...and we got some wool for the bed, at least, for ONE bed

Diff: Since I am the one wounded, it is logical that you sleep on the floor.

Abbix: no way! Aren't you a gentleman? Gentlemen doesn't let ladies sleeping on a dirty floor like this

Diff: Hmmm, well, uhhh...WELL FUCK YOU

*on the morning*

Abbix: hmmmm, what a nice nght of rest! Well it's time for some EXPLORATION! *epic pose*

Diff: how do you heal in this game?

Abbix: eating pig meat

Diff: as of in...bacon?

Abbix: raw...unless we craft a furnace

Diff: YAY! A game where that in order to heal we must eat bacon! And will probably be dead by the age of thirty

Abbix: how do you know?

Diff: Remember, I am over one hundred years old, I've made medicine more than once...in fact, look at 1960 news, a genius medic found out how to cure cancer, but the cure was in fact an orange juice.

Diff: The media wanted to kill me

Abbix: rrriihgggttt...okay, I made two pickaxes, now we need to find a cave.

*explosion*

Diff: Done, my last rocket tho.

Abbix: -_-... I'll just do the pickaxes

*Some digging later*

Diff: Hey I found iron!

*More digging later*

Diff: Hey I found GOLD!

*More digging later*

Diff: HEY I FOUND REDSTONE! MORE REDSTONE! MORE AND MORE AND MORE

Abbix: uhhhh...Diff you should be careful, redstones mostly means that there's...

Diff: REDSTONE REDSTONE REDSTONE LAVA REDSTONE...what lava

Diff: AHHHH LAVA

*burns*

Abbix:... nevermind

(Based on a true story, except that when this happened to Diff in real life, which happened over 3 times, he was also carrying loads of diamond and that's the reason he permaragequited minecraft)

Diff: *spawns* WHAT? I'M STUCK ON THE FLOOR

Abbix: I think that the game wasn't programmed for you to sleep on the floor...

Diff: Okay, I'll just break under us...hey a cave

Abbix: A cave under our house?

Diff: Yes, and it seems like there's some dungeon around here...I'll ask that guy over there for directions.

Abbix: What guy?

Creeper: SSSSssssss

*explosion*

*death*

Abbix: *facepalm*

Diff: AAHHHHH *hits the floor* Damn it, now I lose life by the simple fact of spawning.

Abbix: What...WHAT? YOU DESTROYED THE HOUSE!

Diff: So that's why there are itens all over the floor...hey, when did you get all that obsidian?

Abbix: I didn't..

Diff: Maybe that green guy exploded some frozen lava pool.

Abbix: Wait a sec...HEY! WE CAN MAKE A NETHER PORTAL! YAY!

Diff: What?

Abbix: *position blocks, set it on fire* ABRACADABRA!

Diff: Okay, that was creepy, what's taht?

Abbix: A portal to another dimension of this game, used refered to as nether….uuuhh..diff?

*enters nether portal*

Abbix: Hey found you.

Diff: This place looks quite intreasti-OMG LAVA EVERYWHERE

Abbix: Yes, that, and be carefull, this place is full of dangerous MOBS and can be very tr-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Diff: *is riding a ghast* YAYYY

Abbix: I'm surprised I didn't predict that...hey, another portal, this one looks different...where should it lead to?

Diff: *crashes*...ouch...well, answering your question, there is only one way to know, that and I'm too lazy to think of other ways.

*both of then enters the strange portal*

END OF CHAPTER 2 BABY YEAAAHHHHHH