Yang laughed evilly as she made her way towards JNPR's room, her six months Worth of planning finally about to come to fruition. In her arms laid an innocent looking cardboard box, carefully held still so the beast within said box wouldn't become agitated... yet.

In the following moments her evil plan would be hatched, and despair would fall upon those that didn't deserve it! She bit her lip and balanced the box very skillfully in one hand, and knocked on the door with the other. She knew that right now there were only two people in the dorm, and it was a very real thing that she ruin a precious moment between the two of them. Upon hearing Jaune shout, "the door's open," she barely held in a giddy laugh. She shook the box with all of her might, and quickly knelt down and opened it up, covering the rest of the crack under the door with random towels she had stuffed in between her breasts. And now, she thought, it was time to play the waiting game.

For a moment there was silence, no sound coming from the room apart from some shuffling from the occupants, both no doubt sitting on Jaune's bed.

"I said it was open, you can come i- eeeeeeeeeeek!" Yang heard Jaune scream, the beast clearly doing its job with gusto!

"Jaune? What's wro- aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" She heard Weiss scream too, and that was the final straw for her. Yang fell over in front of the door, holding her stomach as she laughed in pure glee.

Inside the room, Jaune and Weiss looked to and fro frantically, standing upon two of the four beds. Jaune sent one look at Weiss, who looked right back into his soul, pleading for him to find and kill the surely ferocious monster.

"Oh no," he replied to her wordless plea. "I'm not setting one foot on the floor until I know for sure that thing is dead!"

"But you're supposed to be the one who kills the bugs!"

"I'M AFRAID OF BUGS!"

At his very loud proposal, Yang started laughing even harder.

"JAUNE KILL THE BUG, OH MY GOD, FOR THE LOVE OF MONTY KILL IT!"

"ARE YOU KIDDING THAT THING IS FUCKING HUGE, YOU KILL IT!"

"I THOUGHT WE AGREED UPON YOU BEING THE BUG KILLER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!"

"WE DID NO SUCH THING!"

Yang was crying from laughter, her breath hitching as every time she drew in air she began laughing again. She had caught the honestly not that big beetle running amok on the other side of the door earlier that summer. For many weeks and months she had kept the little bugger happy and well fed for this exact moment. She knew neither Weiss nor Jaune held any love for insects in any form and that the cold weather of the winter months came as a relief to both of them.

But them being happy didn't sit well at all with Yang! They needed to live in constant fear, even when their buggy enemies were supposed to be asleep!

"IF YOU WON'T KILL IT," said Weiss, "AND I WON'T KILL IT, THE WHO THE HELL WILL!? JAUNE ARC, IF I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO ACCEPT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP JUST SO THEY'LL KILL THE GODDAMNED BUG I WILL END YOU!"

"OKAY, OKAY! AH, OH GOD IT CAN FLY! QUICK, TOSS ME MY SWORD!" Yang was nearly completely out of breath. "WAIT, DON'T LITERAL-" The sound of metal colliding with a thick human skull echoed through and out the room, making Yang's lungs empty completely. It seemed as though no more air would allow itself into them.

"OH MY GOD, JAUNE ARE YOU OKAY?!" Yang gasped and choked as the familiar sound of Myrtenaster shooting out ice dust met her ears.

Yang felt Death's cold embrace get closer and closer, and as she finally departed the world of the living one last thought went through her mind, 'Worth it!'