Beast Boy-a radicle story

You can read this but if you see anything about raven skip it and if you see something about yourself you might want to skip it too.

The worst part of my life was when i was first born. I was born in the zoo, but i was so confused. How was supposed to know who my parents were?

As I see the doom patrol I see this as my chance to leave the horrible zoo, filled with

hideous people throwing peanuts at me.

I free all the animals into my cage. They all attack, because they remember me telling hilarious jokes that they didn't get.

As they come at me I fight back. I beat all but the crocodile.

He was too powerful, so I told myself "think big" and I turned into a dinosaur.

After I beat him, I realized they weren't even paying attention! They were off fighting an UGLY brain. And it appears they were losing. I decided to get out, but how?

The cage is made of my Kryptonite. I turn into a mouse and try to get out, but it shocks me. I keep telling myself to try, so I once again tell myself "think big". I turn into a gorilla. Then I push as hard as I can.

When I'm nearly out a kid yells "dance monkey" and throws peanuts at me. I fall back and have to start over.

Once I'm finally out I free the doom patrol. They leave me there and elasti-woman tells me good job then follows. That was all for nothing.

Now the zoo notices me and puts me back in my cage. Then they put the shock on full power.

I think it's all over then out of nowhere they show up. I may be only 5 but I know they came back for me.

I give them my best sad face, when all of a sudden all the little kids threw peanuts at me. Now, the sad face is real.

The doom patrol spots me. Then they ask a worker how much I cost. They say that I'm not for sale, because they may use me for evil. Suddenly I shout "they won't use me for evil" then I show them my comic books.

"Fine" they say "$500"

"It's too expensive" says mento.

"I think we can manage" says elasti-woman.

They take me home where they start my training. My training lasts 24/7 for 2 more years. Sleeping is on a bed of nails or hot coals. To eat I have to defeat negative man.

Now the time has come for the moment I've been waiting for, my first mission. Now that I'm 7 they think I'm old enough for a mission.

I'm ready to give 500%, but a bat and a 8 year old in tights beat us to this strange planet.

Then I see the villain (who I recently found out was raven... Meaning dont read this part) she is like a vision. It's love at first sight.

Suddenly, to my surprise, the doom patrol says "let's go help them"

Right as we start to head over there she don't even care that an angel in pink is about to die. "Is she alright?" I say. Then the 8 year old in tights says "it's an honor to meet batman's old team"

"Robin, be nice" said batman"but who's the new kid?"

I saw how he looks down on us so I said "I'm beast boy I can turn into any animal, even that kid Robin" suddenly I turn into a baboon and show them my butt. Batman says in a snooty tone "wow, this team really has gotten unfocused, I'm glad i left"

"We are still very focused, he is just new!" says mento

"I'm not new I've been here for 2 years!" I say

"JUST SHUT UP" Mento screams then he suddenly grows a vain on his forehead "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME, WE'LL BE THERE LATER... JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

"We'll punish him when we get home, negative man remember this... no sleep for a month and all the chores for five years" I hear mentos yell as I leave.

I decide to run away, but before I get far I find myself in a crime scene. I call for help, they tell me to stay there, they will be there in a minute. By the time they get there I find out who we are fighting. They are called the brotherhood of evil, and their leader is called the brain and they made a proton generator.

Robot man runs through security, then as I fly to shut it down Mala catches me. the brain tells Mala to silence me, then Mento yells "Beast Boy TAME" I continue to struggle. Mala drops me to the ground. I fall in pain, too weak to move. I force myself to get up. Mento screams at me to catch the brain, but i disobey because I know better I stop the proton generator and save the team. Mento screams "This is the last straw, you could have stopped him but instead you saved us," he paused "go home, you're never going on another mission"

"Be nice Rick, he's just a boy, and he did just save our lives the brain would have gotten away anyway... he always does." said elasti-woman. "it's fine" I whisper. "Steve can't treat you like this forever Beast Boy" said elasti-woman. "I can and I will." said mento. "no" I say "It's fine because I'm leaving, I'm not needed". Elasti-woman looks worried "Steve you've got to stop him" she grew big and looked angry

"apologise now!" He hesitates then starts "I'mq..." I interrupt "no, if you don't want to you don't have to...goodby" I leave.

I don't look back because I will feel bad. i spend the next seven years enjoying the parts of childhood I missed out on. I get really into batman comics, so by the next time I meet that brat he is my hero. I also start trying to find that angel in pink, but next time I find her she is a legend in blue. Every day she becomes more enchanting, and I found in her diary that she loves me back!

NOT ANYMORE I DON'T AND IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'RE DEAD!-raven

Well I dream about this kissing you too-bb

You wanna go out with her?-lol this has been cyborg reading this the whole time

P.S. I'm telling Raven!

P.P.S. I thought you always thought Raven was CREEPY