The Short Stories of Scorpius Malfoy


"There are times, Son, in a man's life where he might feel attracted to a girl-" Dad starts.

On no, no, no, no, "No, Dad, this is not happenning right now, Ok?" I beg, "Please just stop!"

I was gonna be fucked if my Father was going to try and have 'The Talk' with me!

Dad sighs, "No, your Mother insisted that I should speak to you, so here I am. I assume you must have the gist of what happens between a boy and a girl, right?" Dad's eyes widen, "I mean didn't you say you had a friend who's Mother specialised in these sorts of things?"

I shake my head, Harley Xavier's Mother was a Sex Education teacher but I haven't met her, that's Al's territory.

I can here someone coming down the stairs as Dad and I both awkwardly stand there staring at eachother in his bar area, I can hear my Sister cackling in the background. "Shut up Lesath!" I yell at her.

I hear her scuttling away down the hallway, "Wait until I tell all your friends!"

I start shaking from torment, this is the last thing I want to be doing on my first day back at home, "Look, Dad, we do not have to do this. Please."

Dad takes a swig of whatever hot stuff he has in his glass, "I don't want to do this just as much as you don't want to do but-" I cut him off.

"Dad, I'm blooy sixteen! I know a thing or two!"

"Oh-"

"Ok, I may not have had sex yet, but I've had more than a few mouths wrapped around me!" I almost yell.

Dad's eyes widen, "Ok, Son, too much information."

I sigh, "Look, Dad, we can pretend like I'm the Golden Child or, we can just accept that yes, sometimes boys and girls like to do things when we've all had a bit of Firewhiskey..."

Dad's face turns red and I see his temple pulsing. Draco Malfoy needs another drink me thinks.

"Ok," Dad tries to say calmly, "Well, just between us boys, keep it that way..."

I'm confused, "What do you mean?"

"I mean!" Dad snaps, "Keep it in the mouth, not downstairs..." he says and he points to the floor.

Does he mean just keep getting head?

"Ok?"

Dad nods, "Yes, ok, because we don't want any surprises ok. But if you want to try, you know, the other way, then protect yourself," Dad says with a wink.

I just nod at him, "Ok thanks Dad," I say awkwardly.

Dad nods back, "Good, now just remember I was only doing what your mother told me to, she said I had to have this stupid talk with you. Mates again?" and he holds out his hand.

"Sure, mates," and I grab Dad's hand.

He slips something into my hand and walks away.

I look at it, "Dad? Really? I fucking condom?!"

How very Muggle of him.


Author's Note:Hi everyone, as you may or may not know, I am back from a 3 year Hiatus. These short stories and snippets from Scorpius' life are a mechanism to get back into the swing of writing again. My most popular stories are The Hard Times of one Rose Genevra Jean Weasley which is a completed (but not 100% edited) and then it's sequel The Rough Times of one Rose Genevra Jean Weasley which I am up to chapter 14 at the moment. Please check them out. I will be updating The Rough Time of one Rose Genevra Jean Weasley weekly as of now. For those who do know that story, I am sorry for being away for 3 years! I have had another baby since then and I have one on the way so you can just imagine the stress, in fact, the stress is what made me take up writing again.

Sorry for the novel length author's note, but please, please, if you're reading my story please review! As I feel as though no one is reading my stories and I shouldn't have come back.

Lots of love,

Cara xx