I don't own pirates of the Caribbean or its characters.

Alice, Jess and Taylah landed with a thump on the hard, rocky streets of a strangely familiar town. Looking around they saw people in very strange and out dated clothes walking around with serious expressions while occasionally surveying the three girls who contrasted oddly with the surrounding scene. The bustling people gave them a wide berth and it was almost impossible to see through them even to spot the carriage that had just passed through the street.

Alice smiled and waved at them while Taylah and Jess stared up in petrified shock. This was not something you find yourself doing everyday so it was understandable for them to be confused…even if they were friends of Alice.

"Yaytah I think you'd look absolutely gorgeous in one of those dresses." Alice commented lightly. Nodding to the long, figure hugging dresses that the surrounding women wore.

"Well then let's go look for some dresses for her." Jess said in a voice that was much calmer than she felt or looked. She seemed to be quite dazed and on auto pilot.

"OK." Alice said happily as she jumped up. She looked down expectantly at the other two.

"Alice I have two questions for you." Taylah said in a shaking voice.

"Yeah?" asked a now exited Alice.

"Yes, so first of all WHERE ARE WE? And WHAT DID YOU DO? And finally WHERE ARE WE?" asked a now enraged Taylah.

"I think that was three questions and we're here, I sat on the remote and we're here, obviously, now lets get some dresses." She said as if it was the most normal thing in the world to be sucked in to a TV, depending on how warped Alice's mind truly was it could be.

"Alice think very carefully before you answer this ok? Right so …where… are… we?" Jess asked as if she was talking to a 4 year old but then again Alice's mind was comparable to that of a 4 year old's so that was all right.

Alice had a look of intense concentration on her face which quickly smoothed out into a huge grin.

"Where in Port Royal of cause."

By this time Alice had become bored of talking and pulled them sharply to their feet, she was quite strong despite how thin, short and generally petite she looked. She started tugging on their hands till they followed her down the twisting streets of the town.

"Port Royal?" asked a tired and angry Taylah.

"Yeah you know like in the pirate movie." Said Alice plainly.

"And how do you figure that?" Jess asked patiently, she always was the best at putting up with Alice.

"Well we must have fallen into the movie, you know like in those stories." Explained Alice who had now found a shop with manikins out the front.

"Alice that's the dumbest thing you have ever said…do you know how much of an accomplishment that is?" Taylah asked.

"Wow really? I'd like to thank myself and Yaytah and Sushia for this long awaited honour." Alice began proudly as if she had just won the self titled award.

"Alice that isn't a good thing, but let's assume your insane mind is for once correct, so what do we do now?" Jess asked. They were now in the shop with a lady who was angrily throwing dresses behind her back towards the door, obviously looking for something.

Alice picked up three of them and simply walked out without the lady noticing.

"Well I think we should go and find the people from the movie that would be the most fun option." Alice stated as if it was the simplest thing in the world, to her it probable was.

"Alice what are you doing? We have to go pay for those dresses!" Jess said in a scandalized voice.

"Oh don't be a spoilsport that old lady wont even notice their gone and besides do you have any money to pay for them with?" Alice asked it was at times like this (the strange and most illogical times) that Alice seemed brightest for neither Jess nor Taylah had noticed they didn't have any money.

Taylah wasn't thinking about this though she was focused through out the entire conversation on an alley that backed out near the shop front where she could have sworn that someone had been standing just moments before.

Taylah happened to be the only one who noticed the flickered and brief shadow due to her sharpened senses through her training as a ninja.

"Oh." was Jess's intelligent reply.

"Yeah 'oh' now follow me so we can find a place to change into the dresses."Alice spoke in a business like manner but then she spotted Taylah staring off into the distance of a near by alley, Alice creped up behind her silently and put her head on Taylah's shoulder, facing forward.

"We're leaving Yaytah." It was whispered so quietly that Taylah still didn't realise that Alice was there, Taylah merely nodded.

Jess sighed knowing what was going to happen next but not bothering to say anything anyway, it was too common a sight to bother trying to stop it now.

Taylah turned her head to the side ever so slightly dragging her gaze away from the alley to see Alice's centimetres from her own.

Taylah jumped about a half a meter off the ground in fright before breathing heavily and glaring at Alice who was cracking up laughing.

"Come on then, let's go." Sighed Jess.

They found an empty dead end alleyway after a while of searching and one at a time got changed into their dresses of the era.

Taylah was in a forest green dress which her brown hair suited, Jess was in a midnight blue dress which contrasted nicely with her blond hair while Alice wore an interesting red and blue dress that somehow fit her personality perfectly with its random swirls but seemed strange with her light blond and caramel hair and green-blue eyes.

The trio walked out of the alley and joined the people in the street feeling much less noticeable. Amongst the other coloured frocks.

"Now that I think about it, it does look exactly like Port Royal." Commented Jess as she took in all the sights of the town now identified as Port Royal.

"Oh good NOW your thinking." said Alice with a cheeky grin on her face.

"Hey your one to talk! Usually your thinking has something to do with a potato or something random." Jess shot back.

"Hey I resemble that!" Alice cried.

"Yeah you do."

"That's not what, OMG look at that bird! Isn't that a funky bird!" Alice exclaimed as she started jumping up and down while trying to run to the bird, she wasn't moving anywhere because Taylah had grabbed the back of her dress to stop her moving.

"My point exactly, Well we don't know where the main characters are so we have some time to look around let her look for the bird and we'll find Turner and Miss Swan." Said Jess with only the slightest hesitation in leaving Alice alone.

"Fine but we'll find 'Miss Swan' will we oh la di da." Commented Taylah with a smile playing on her lips.

"We might even find Sparrow." Jess continued acting like Taylah hadn't interrupted.

"Oh you'd love that wouldn't you Jess?" Taylah teased knowing that Jess had a little bit of a crush on Jack Sparrow.

"Oh shut up. Now Alice, Listen we'll see you later don't go to far from here ok?" Jess said crouching ever so slightly to be on eye level with the insane blonde.

"Okey dokey just don't get eaten by a giant catfish." Alice said seriously before sprinting off calling out for the "pretty birdie".

Jess and Taylah sighed, turned and walked away in the hope of finding one of the main characters before Alice blew something up.

As they walked down the street passing beggars and shops they talked about how impossible it seemed to be in Alice and Jess's favourite movie, while Taylah enjoyed what she had seen of Pirates of the Caribbean she wasn't obsessed with it as Alice or as in love with the characters as Jess. Then again it probably wasn't possible to be as obsessed with the movie as Alice.

They eventually spotted something that made Jess's heart pump faster and her palms sweat, William Turners blacksmith shop.

Taylah rolled her eyes at Jess before grabbing her hand and forcefully shoving her through the door. She looked over Jess's shoulder into the shop, she quickly spotted the tall, muscular form of Will Turner.

"Um… hello." She began slightly nervously after all what do you say to a movie character?

Alice ran along the road till it changed into wood, she stared around her at the things she hadn't notice while chasing the bird, she was on a dock.

Hmm she thought this dock seems familiar…oh well I might as well have some fun. Just as she was about to do something stupid she was caught by the back of her dress again by an unfamiliar hand.

"Your coming with me little lady." Stated the man who had grabbed her. Alice gave him a quick once over, seeing his military uniform she agreed.

"Okay but where are we going?" she questioned happily as she skipped in front of him to wherever he was leading her.

"Your going to jail little miss. That's where you're going." He spoke in an angry and pleased voice as he led her towards the Port Royal prison on suspicion of the theft of three dresses.